Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Mirror Mirror on the Wall…

Who’s the something something with hot chicks of them all?

I know what you need.

Some ass pear ass pear.

# posted by douchebag1
5:28 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

I’d like to stick my stem in that ass p—–heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, wait a minute…..

5:31 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

Droopy’s li’l brah, Poopy McScrote, stepped into big brah’s shoes and outkicked his coverage here with Not-a-Surfer Sally.

5:33 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

Paula Abdul smiles through the pain of her downward spiral.

5:34 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

“…..latest downward spiral…..” I says.

5:38 pm May, 15 douchebag1 said...

Just you ‘n me tonight, Wheeze… pass the Night Train…

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– Management

5:40 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

Must be a Tuesday night special in someone’s parents’ basement where the other hatters went. They ditched us, broheim!

5:48 pm May, 15 Wheezer said...

3rd Bass guy is still doing his “Pop Goes The Pustule” trick for the ladies.

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Simone, an emergency room nurse, isn’t easily disturbed by the gore nor the stench. And he hasn’t even popped it yet.

5:53 pm May, 15 FredN. said...

Drew Carey’s autistic brother?

5:54 pm May, 15 FredN. said...

And it only took 2 Cuba Libres to come up with that tonite.

6:46 pm May, 15 Sofa King said...

That facial expression means one thing: foaming beef enema.

6:53 pm May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Buddy Folly

6:54 pm May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Peen and Teller

6:57 pm May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Furri Kardashian

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Excuse me. I must do some Chocalope do ease my pain. If I smoke it the buzz will come.

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I’ll be back with some psychedelia. Brothers.

7:10 pm May, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would have much preferred to visit sleepyland with visions of Alison Stokke in my head. Now I’ll have Douchey McStockey in my head….

7:20 pm May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

47 is way to old to be back in school man. If you ever do it, you need a good supply of various and sundry drugs and tons of booze. And classic cool rock stations to play while you compute. And bi-weekly two hour morning snooker league adventures with Lenny eating slices you bring in from across the street from Louis Pizza beside the abandoned duplexes in your chidlhood ward. Gotta keep it calm man. Heavy headband followed by a strong then mellowing peaceful buzz man.

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7:24 pm May, 15 Stephanie said...

Sgt Carter’s illegitimate son,son.

7:29 pm May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For you music dudes. I went into a pawn shop today for no reason except to see if I could find a good cheap snare for the rotten daughters’ drumset, my old one. The guy says “I got this Ludwig Chrome thing that’s old and I want to get rid of it for 90 bucks.” So I got a 1969 Supraphonic like Bonham’s with all the parts and skins refurbished or new for 40 loonies.

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Moby Dicks

7:33 pm May, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

This moment was totally worth preserving. How else would Becky remember that she was dating a loser? Oh yeah, when they have sex, this is his O face. Drink it in ladies, its intoxicating like liquid Prep H.

7:50 pm May, 15 DoucheWeasel said...

“I feel validated. It’ like passing the boards all over again” – Dr. DoucheGood

8:16 pm May, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

I know nothing about drums, this Bonham person you mentioned or snooker but it sounds very cool!!! If you ever see a Luxman lying around the pawn shop grab it you won’t be disappointed.

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@Wheezer

a 3rd Base reference, I like it.

8:17 pm May, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wow I just realized I know about 3rd Base, oh well what can you do.

8:26 pm May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

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Man I’m stoned can harfly type. You looking for vacuum tube or new school amplifiers.

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I’m looking for Marshall tube set-up and an old or new Les Paul Custom for the kids. Cause there’s no more fucking dance lessons so they have drums and piano and shit and the teachers are coming.

Artists

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Artists

8:57 pm May, 15 The Dude said...

She’s giving the Mayan Eyebrow of Coitus. N~eye~ce! He seems to be imitating a wolf, very poorly.

9:03 pm May, 15 The Dude said...

What’s with NBA playa’s sporting libarian glasses™? They get done with their post game shower, now it’s ~back to the books~? I sense auto douche, or at least a constriction of the NBA douche exemption.

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Is there any exemption for NBA Malcolm-X fake glasses? Naw, can’t be.

9:46 pm May, 15 DarkSock said...

Why must they document his lack of fiber?

10:51 pm May, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Neil F-in’ Young.

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‘Nuff said.

11:38 pm May, 15 The Dude said...

Buddy Folly.

Peen & Teller.

Keyboard wreckers!

1:23 am May, 16 The Dude said...

I’ll ask Furri Kardashian to come clean it up, in a French maid outfit.

4:03 am May, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

Tubes would be cool if Solid State will work too. I’ll keep my eyes open for Marshall and Les Paul for you.

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Audiophiles

4:36 am May, 16 Flyingdouche said...

DB1,was that some kind of cruel hoax??

4:45 am May, 16 CB Popped said...

^Rev / Et Tu – from what I know about drums and from drummers – ANYTHING made by Ludwig in the 60’s is golden.

You not only got a piece of history – but an amazing deal/find.

Like the 1983 Gibson Explorer I saw in a “curios shop” on W. 4th Street in Greenwich Village back in March. I grabbed it and it was worth double of what I paid.

Did my research and have a 40watt all Tube Egnator 1×12 amp in my apartment – probably too much for daughter’s hobby band.

Sour Diesel this morning, and Sugar Free Red Bull.

7:04 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

Sour Diesel is a good band name.

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Strictly Diesel

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Theodore Diesel

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Diesel Weasel…?

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Diesel. Say it with me…Diesel.

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DIESEL.

7:05 am May, 16 DarkSock said...

^that’s a silly word.

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Diesel.

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Diesels.

7:26 am May, 16 macfleckchoad said...

Claymation Clem

8:32 am May, 16 CB Popped said...

The word “Diesel” might be of German origin, but here it refers to HighTimes magazine cover quality ganja.

8:36 pm May, 16 Little Willie said...

His explosive diarrhea episode caught on film courtesy of his tranny lover.

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