Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Muscles McEuro Says "Grüüüüü…."

Now is the time when they dance.

Herr Lipptatt takes the uberdouchey neck liptatt from Mister Liptatt to the international stage.

Inge wants to shpank my Semitic bottom with deeply repressed Teutonic rage.

# posted by douchebag1
6:52 am May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

In all seriousness the quibbling, name calling and all around juvenile behavior between Dreuche and her alias’s & Tall Guy is pathetic and needs to be taken it somewhere else. I come here for the shits & giggles not childish pissing games. Let it go you two and focus on what’s really important you know like Llamas, URC’s, Vin D’s So Cal weather girl du jour, increasingly rare ass Hermit screeds, B( . )( . )b’s, you know stuff like that.

7:00 am May, 8 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Ahhhh Holly, I remember her well….the dude in the pink frock is pretty hott.

7:03 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Et Tu, my B broheim. I guess I forgot the Mission Statement. Oh wait, I didn’t. I’m here to mock douchebags in whatever form they take. But I will be the bigger woman and offer up a truce to tall gay. Usually I’m the type to hold a grudge for longer than was thought humanly possible but I’m going to let this one go this time. You would make a good diplomat Et Tu.

7:03 am May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

If that is Inge classing it up flipping the rare upside down bird then yes a shpanking would be in order and by in order I mean I bet she enjoys being shpanked on.

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The Muscles McEuro bags look like they would rather be somewhere secluded shpanking each other with loud techno music in the background. Techno Viking does not approve and would kick both their asses.

7:04 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Also that chick in the Mr. Liptatt pic link looks just like Holly.

7:06 am May, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Well spank my ass and call me Willie!

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I just noticed the lip tattoo on Holly’s ‘bag’s neck for the first time. That’s funny, ’cause his name is “Mr. Lipptatt”.

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LOL – oh, wait…

7:06 am May, 8 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Techno-Viking made all these dudes into a human centipede later that night.

7:09 am May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Nancy

I gots no beef with either of you two, I’m just saying let’s try and keep it civil and as far as diplomat goes if you mean a raging, womanizing, above the law of what ever country I happen to be visiting diplomat then yes I could be a diplomat.

7:22 am May, 8 Douchble Helix said...

I dunno. Maybe they’re just at the annual Beer Fest competition?

7:26 am May, 8 Bobel said...

The hots are sub-par at best.

7:30 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That fuccen large hadron collider has done it again! Clearly the people at CERN have managed to dilate the universes sphinter a little too wide this time and given us a glimpse of an alternate reality of what life would basically look like had the second world war not happened and Axe® been invented in 1938.

7:32 am May, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later that evening all four of them were teabagged… er I mean potato sacked by Techno Viking resulting in black eyes and broken noses all around.

7:43 am May, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Stephanie is giving me the Mayan Eye of Coitus. And a smile that says Inge will join us and you will beg for mercy before we’re done with you and your precious bodily fluids.

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*gulp*

7:43 am May, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d rather get stoned and watch Techno Viking dance-fuck Angela Merkel than look at this picture. These people eat deep fried Alpine Alpaca scotum while watching Bayern Munchen players fist each other randomly and violently. Der Son.

7:45 am May, 8 Eliza Douchecoo said...

DAS BOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!

he screamed as he tried to remove Techno Viking’s size 12 Doc Martens from his arse.

7:48 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

Rereading the old Liptatt post reminded me of when this place was no homo and chicks actually got into HOH.

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Mammeries of the way we were

8:10 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Et Tu, in all seriousness I think youve got a little hardcore negotiator in you. And if not, would you like one? No homo.

8:39 am May, 8 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Why is the big guy in the middle wearing a pink dress ?

8:46 am May, 8 fatness said...

“a raging, womanizing, above the law of what ever country I happen to be visiting”

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Et Tu, You work for the Secret Service?

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There’s no secret here…all four are bleeth. Although pinky could probably break the other three in half.

8:50 am May, 8 troy tempest said...

Inge’s turd cutter has been patented and is going to be used to slicing steel conduit.

9:14 am May, 8 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall gay 8:10a, I said truce not whatever the hell kind of poetry you’re doing. Gabeesh?

9:57 am May, 8 creature said...

the Arm Toon Hitler Youth Group meets on alternating Tuesdays at Helgas Hoffbrau & Cockring Cinching Emporium

10:09 am May, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I am weary of blowing the Tranny Whistle – and that is not code – so far this year. Trannies are the new Alpacas.

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Dar Kommisars

10:43 am May, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Fatness

I was thinking more along the lines of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, I’m pretty sure he’s a diplomat.

10:57 am May, 8 CB Popped said...

She can schpank my cockk.

11:02 am May, 8 Stephanie said...

3 chicks and an idiot poser.

12:24 pm May, 8 Adolf Skroatler said...

I missed the party.

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Fahrvergnügen!

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Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein

ASvB

7:54 pm May, 8 Sofa King said...

Either it’s a liptatt or a big, nasty hickey on his neck. Or maybe just a festering sore. With Eurobags, it’s hard to tell.

9:29 pm May, 8 bilbodouchebaggins said...

closest the inked up bag on the right comes to the porsche his shirt advertises: a) one rolls through the carwash he “manages” (works at); b) he leverages himself into permanent indentured servitude to buy a 914 or 924.

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