Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Orangudan Says, "Orange is for the body, white is for the face, but blue is for the soul."

Orangudan does not approve of Child Endoragement. Only adults may Orange.

In a Vegas hotel room later that night, Kim will watch Spectravision. Wacky hijinks will most certainly ensue.

# posted by douchebag1
1:48 pm May, 2 Leery said...

Ok this has to be top 10 worst/best pic of all time on this site. WTF is this guy? He looks like an orange sherbet sunday topped, with a boiled egg served up in a US Army issue camouflage bowl.

2:03 pm May, 2 Wheezer said...

“Southern Comfort” – he’s trying to turn the color of the liquid. But the coloring is metaphorical since it appears there’s nothing near the top of that bottle.

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But I can’t explain the Holstein arm. I just can’t.

2:03 pm May, 2 Wheezer said...

Barry Bonds looked at Orangudan and said, “Daaaaamn man, you got a big head!”

2:04 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Everyone laughed when Beaker and I proposed that douches did not have the same skeletal structure as mankind. We were laughed out of the conferences and ridiculed by our peers. Well fucck you all bitches! We got it 100% fuccen-A right. Suck on that muthafuckahs! Muppet Labs 1, Rest of the Fuccen World 0

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Oh and what’s a Yourot Gompod? At least that’s what I think it says.

2:06 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big he makes Chad Kroeger feel inadequate.

2:06 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big King Kong climbed it to swat at airplanes.

2:07 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big Mt. Rushmore just collapsed in a quivering pile of dust.

2:08 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big you’ll get to see Venus transit it twice in one lifetime.

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Gotta stop with the geek jokes. Nah….

2:09 pm May, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Douche, unhand the hott. Or I shall cause the douche to change his spots.

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By ripping them out.

2:09 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big Samurai Scrote conducts his daily Thunderdome bear-wrestling sessions in there.

2:10 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big his hat size is “goddamn!”.

2:11 pm May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Southern Comfort? So you can add a James Carville accent to this tool to increase the annoyance?

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This guy sucks so bad the palm trees are sprouting lemons

2:11 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His head is so big that he’s the only one Paulina Gretzky can feel when he’s having a box lunch.

2:12 pm May, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

That one spot right under his deltoid looks like a cock and balls.

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Wait a minute….he has been tattooed with….THE MARK OF THE ‘BAG!!!!!!! No, seriously, what is up with that silly-ass shit on his arm.

2:12 pm May, 2 Wheezer said...

His right nipple is threatening to puncture her left boobie.

2:14 pm May, 2 Wheezer said...

Sung Hi’s first trip to America was a resounding smash! “I got to meet many freaks,” she remarked, “but none of them had cockks.”

2:18 pm May, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Holstein arm ! love it.

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This bag has some many great attributes no one seem so have noticed the perky mounds on Hentai Hannah.

2:32 pm May, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

His head is so big, Max Headroom’s jaw is agape just looking at it.

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.Agape, I says.

2:58 pm May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I would hardly think you would want to advertize the fact that once you pull the drawstring the world’s smallest tap will be dispensing microdrams of the worlds shittiest liqueur (at least when it comes outta him).

3:09 pm May, 2 creature said...

if he’s tatted his skeletal structure, where’s the bone on his head?

3:21 pm May, 2 creature said...

holy toledo, Vin, Jenny Dell gotz some jumbo cans!!!

go Wil Middlebrooks

3:22 pm May, 2 creature said...

…sorry, baseball geekdom overlapping boobie lust^

3:51 pm May, 2 DarkSock said...

Wait….where IS Mr. White?

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Medusa…what have you done?

3:57 pm May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Much anticipated Will Middlebrooks call up. I love Youk but it’s time for MIddlebrooks and Lavarnway to be in the show.

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Look at the fuccen club Yaz used to swing

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Middlebrooks update: Walked , stole second in first AB

4:00 pm May, 2 Doucheywallnuts said...

Is that fucking Tendon Ted? Fuck him and his anabolics.

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Oh, and can anyone say, “Yearly.”

4:03 pm May, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

@Sock–I was at Home Depot today. No lie, I bought two 13-foot lengths of chain.

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Mr. White is visiting his girlfriend in Niagara Falls.

4:06 pm May, 2 Doucheywallnuts said...

And Yaz swung that shit without needing steroids.

4:08 pm May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His blood type is Diuretic.

4:11 pm May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her blood type is Loose Stool. She assfucks like a Gestapo Commandant on a Shvartzer. They play games every Sunday morning, Hitler Games. Games with funnels and huge erections. Son.

4:15 pm May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He looks like a traffic cone with a lightbulb on top.

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Tatt is of single celled organism emerging from the primordial ooze. And then shooting lasers at each other.

4:18 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

I’m pervplexed. Bedildoed. Debadgered. Lost in a Skagmire of knobstrosity.

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I know, knobstrosity isn’t a word, but it sure looked like one when I was typing it!

4:19 pm May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Why are there lightning bolts shooting from his ovaries?

4:23 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

McShoes, the traffic cone he looks like, was run over by the paid-to-flee people in that dumbass movie where Jake Gylenhaul saves the girl and Randy Quaid shows up in the approaching snow.

4:25 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

The Day After Tomorrow. ^

4:26 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

Brought to you by the people at Yesterday’s Pharmaceuticals.

4:28 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

Can’t this place be sponsored by imdb? It’s got “db” in it already!

4:30 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

The douchebag in this pic is so horrifying, I failed to notice Wendy, and the large cup of urine samples she’s taken from the guests at Club Rehab.

4:30 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

^Kim. Damn spellchuck

4:30 pm May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

And of course, when you’re done defacing your arms and chest, might as well put a meaningless line up your trapezius.

4:43 pm May, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

His head is so big, Renly Baratheon used it as a dildo.

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.Until someone smoked him.

5:22 pm May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Lex Poother.

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I’d tickle Kimi’s rice paddies.

6:01 pm May, 2 troy tempest said...

douche boy had a variety of “marks of the bag” tattooed on his arm. What a charmer. I bet he licks his own turds before he flushes ’em down the loo.

6:38 pm May, 2 Doucheywallnuts said...

It’s Tendon Ted’s brother, Cartilage Carl.

7:53 pm May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There is only one cure for Tendon Ted. The cure is Stevie Nicks. If she’s ever giving you a BJ tell her to go easy with the teeth.

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9:12 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

Nice correction, wallnuts.

9:22 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

Lex Poother kills me, but Sprocket’s gotta share what got him there!

9:58 pm May, 2 Little Willie said...

Gorilla faggot with his tranny lover. That left arm tat is a cry for help before he gets those splotches done all over his entire body starting with his face and head next.

11:33 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

Teebs, this thread is so long, I forget that Nancy Dreuche let me call her Nancé at some pint in my…shit that was t’other thread. Luv yé anywayé!

12:25 am May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

His head is so big, but he ties it all up with a neat, tiny little bow on his crotch.

12:47 am May, 3 The Dude said...

Whoop-di Wrong thought. Focus on the hott! *drags the scroll bar for 95 miles* And Kim: ain’t fuck’n orange! get me? Loong, tebow can’t throw it over this thread.

8:21 am May, 3 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

and so endeth the weekly with this hot mess.

9:55 am May, 3 Baron Von Goolo said...

If he got an udder inked on his chest, then at least the cow arm would have some context.

1:15 pm May, 3 The Dude said...

DBoTM – douchebag of the millenium candidate here. Flawsome!

7:49 pm May, 3 Sofa King said...

That Asian girl is Sofa King cute. Didn’t anyone else notice?

9:03 pm May, 3 Stephanie said...

It’s so hard to notice the girl when there’s a giant assroid cow arm practically on top of her. This guy is what a hemorrhoid looks like and about to pop.

7:21 am May, 4 CB Popped said...

That is a ridiculous tattoo,,,bones and penii shapes.

Milkbone dog biscuits ink.

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