Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Reader Mail: Medicine 'Bags

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Hey DB1

Well again more of my former classmates have been acting up! I can’t believe these fuccers are actually allowed to work with medicine that people will consume.

I ask myself sometimes how I managed to survive 4 years of a doctorate program surrounded by these assholes?

Looking back it was probably the copious injestion of Herradura Silver and Miller High Life.

Regards

CJTD

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I could write a whole response to this using only 80s film references:

You using the whole fist there, doc?

I weep for the future.

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Ah, the 80s. Good filmic times.

# posted by douchebag1
11:23 am May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Partyon Largeman is the back looks like a funny dude. I think they are all stoned.

11:55 am May, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Looks like Walter White is going to have some new competition after graduation this year.

12:05 pm May, 9 creature said...

I would buy photo-bomber another drink…hilarious!

12:07 pm May, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Kevin Federline has a doctorate ? who would have thunk it.

12:08 pm May, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The club is the pic looks about as lame as t.g.’s attempts at Dreuche insults

12:14 pm May, 9 UFO Destroyers said...

Any guesses what is playing on the TV in the background? The chicken sexing episode of “Dirty Jobs” on the Discovery Channel?

12:17 pm May, 9 UFO Destroyers said...

Photo bomber is clearing the joint out after a few well-placed, tamale-enriched, air biscuits.

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And I believe a Bluetooth earpiece while not driving or in a commodities boiler room setting is auto-douche.

12:36 pm May, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Fletch

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Ferris Bueller

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Caddyshack

12:37 pm May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

I’m catching a “ medicine that people will consume” really means pharmaceutical sales reps and “4 years of a doctorate program “ really means weekend crash seminar at the Norwalk , CA Four Points kinda vibe

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It’s all cool though, the Jeep Liberty is a fine company auto and a $500 gas allowance makes the sting of $4.17 /gal. fill up hurt less.

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Please tell my doctor that Hydrocodone is fuccen NOT Vicodin, give me the real shit

12:38 pm May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the Michelob Ultra up here is stronger than the one in the states cause I’m loaded. Son. And stoned. Whoo!

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Turkeybasters

12:42 pm May, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ Vin have the Doc write VICODIN and 3 magic little letters (D.A.W. = Dispense As Written) somewhere on the script or check the appropriate box and presto!! You got the good stuff!

12:43 pm May, 9 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

Partyon Largeman is alright in my book I believe he’s a third cousin twice removed whatever that means.

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I agree with the bleeths t-shirt I won’t talk you and that’s if I could talk. I’m a cheeseburger for christsakes.

12:56 pm May, 9 Douchble Helix said...

The second pic *has* to be at a costume party, right?

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Nope. I think it’s authentic.

12:58 pm May, 9 creature said...

they give dog tags to drs???

must have been on army bill

1:02 pm May, 9 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her panties say “Don’t Remove Me”.

2:08 pm May, 9 CB Popped said...

I like how Peyton is mocking the douche pic!

2:13 pm May, 9 jonezy said...

^”a few well-placed, tamale-enriched, air biscuits” = pepsi out my nose.

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GauitMF (guffawing all up in this MuthaFucka)

7:40 pm May, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

Well thank you for explaining why most doctors are hacks nobody trusts.

7:42 pm May, 9 The Dude said...

I want to leap into this pic and save Pink Dress girl from certain tragedy!

5:37 am May, 10 troy tempest said...

Don’t be mean – he needs the chin strap for his felching lessons.

10:30 pm May, 10 Little Willie said...

Jerkoff with his tongue out can’t wait to toss some more salad in the mens room.

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