Monday, May 7, 2012

Rick's Head is On Fire

No, the other head. Rick curses antibiotic-resistant mutation.

Laurie aced her finals. Now all she’s gotta do is pretend she likes Rick long enough to keep her bartending job through June. Even though Rick prob doesn’t go for women. No one can really tell. Shaved chest is no longer a determining signifier.

# posted by douchebag1
3:27 pm May, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

You chuckle now. But Rick (stage name DJ Slammaster R) is Göteborg’s most popular Club DJ. Plus, once that silly misunderstanding over the goat, the peanut butter and that statue of Poseidon sorts itself out, he’ll move on to dominating Stockholm, and then all of Scandinavia’s ecstasy-addled idiots will find themselves unable to throw their hands in the air, and wave them like they just don’t care without him.

3:36 pm May, 7 Wheezer said...

RICK’S HEAD IS ON FIRE

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Since he’s a flamer, it’s appropriate.

3:49 pm May, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Behind every great Bleeth there stands… a Scandanavian homo with a Malfoyesque sneer and gay twink film looks.

This jizzmeister looks familiar same douche? Yes/No?

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/02/svenhead-is-a-boobie-sensor/

3:58 pm May, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rick is flaming and by flaming I mean he’s a power bottom.

4:04 pm May, 7 The Dutch said...

These two would be allowed to “party” in our cafes. And I think you all are well aware of what that means. We Dutch enjoy strategies as well to combat the emotional attachment that may result from partying together. I mean how can we actually be into people like the ones pictured above? That is what really great weed is for. Also, what’s a carefree fun time without a strict attention to every minute detail? All of these add up to why we no longer allow foreigners who are incapable of strategizing to party in our cafes. Thank you for understanding.

4:10 pm May, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

^What a bunch of douchebags. I will take my business elsewhere, The Dutch. There’s this place called Oakland right here in the US of A. So enjoy your elitist clubs while the rest if us party without fucking strategies. Gah, what a bunch of tulip sniffing wooden Croc wearing weirdos.

5:00 pm May, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall gay, good one. Zing a ding!

5:43 pm May, 7 Amerigo Vesdouchey once said...

Rick’s head is not on fire enough.

5:51 pm May, 7 troy tempest said...

Tall Guy, do me a favour – go play hopscotch on the turnpike, will ya? You constant baiting of Ms Dreuche is tiresome. The least you could do is mock the scuzzy dullards in the photo.

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AND BY SCUZZY DULLARDS i MEAN…

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Scuzzy Dullards.

6:04 pm May, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

And thanks Troy. 🙂

6:07 pm May, 7 Bobel said...

Gay, definitely gay.

7:23 pm May, 7 Stephanie said...

I could always bring my Bic lighter and help out. I always like to help out. I’m that way.

8:04 pm May, 7 Adolf Skroatler said...

Both of them like the Cocccoccckckc.

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ASvB

9:36 pm May, 7 Sofa King said...

Are those implements of torture on the table behind them? Where the hell was this picture taken anyway?

9:48 pm May, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whenever Sheldon could dodge Leonard and Raj, he’d meet up with his hairdresser and rave the weekend away in the closet.

10:53 pm May, 7 Scroteophobic said...

Is that Tallguy’s German on the left?

3:38 am May, 8 Secret Beret Wearer said...

Tall Guy

English Motherfucker, Do You Speak English?

Say What Again.

4:12 am May, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is this a photo for the site, “Finnochs With Homely Broads?” Finnochs, I says.

5:18 am May, 8 tall guy said...

You see, tempest, sometimes the things we like more are less valuable to us than the things we feel we are losing. We’ll come back to this idea in a moment. In the meantime, however, it’s worth noting that even when the Coca-Cola Company, after fending off countless bitter complaints about the (allegedly) slightly sweeter New Coke, they gave in to the demands of original Coke lovers from Dallas to Detroit and from New York to El Lay by bringing the original Coke back to the shelves. Company officials were stung and somewhat perplexed by what had hit them. As Donald Keough, then president of the Coca-Cola Company, said about consumers’ diehard loyalty to the original Coke, “It’s a wonderful American mystery, a lovely American enigma. And you can’t measure it any more than you can measure love, pride or patriotism” – this, despite the fact that in numerous blind tastings several thousand guinea pigs couldn’t tell the difference between the two Cokes…

Indeed, tempest, I give you, “Sea cow, Moooo!!!!!!

5:37 am May, 8 FinderGirth said...

That Chloe Sevigny can play any role.

5:37 am May, 8 tall guy said...

And speaking of the things we are losing, has anyone seen my mind lately?

5:38 am May, 8 tall guy said...

I’m feeling Sofa King retarded.

5:44 am May, 8 tall guy said...

I’m never taking my meds again,

Goony Goo Goo

5:46 am May, 8 TikiHut said...

@findergirth Actually, if Chloe Sevigny from Boys Don’t Cry and Hilary Swank from Boys Don’t Cry had a baby, it would be… uh… that.

6:45 am May, 8 melvil_duchi said...

flame on

6:50 am May, 8 Pooch Spackle said...

WTF I’m just trying to relax and enjoy some tasty Coca Cola products and you want to drag me into this snit?

11:11 am May, 8 Stephanie said...

Focus on the right fight,guys. Nancy is on our side,and layoff of her. I’m NEVER really entertained by your comments about her,your comments on douchebags are slipping. If your not here for that,then why are you here?

2:48 pm May, 8 Douche Springsteen said...

You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING.

8:22 pm May, 8 Little Willie said...

Rick is a male only escort who enjoys sucking wieners and guzzling man chowder all day. Laurie sets up the escort schedules at the agency and was paid for this company promo shot that goes on their leaflets that can be found in gay bars and mens rooms all over town.

5:55 am May, 9 JustDan said...

@Capt.

Yes, you nailed it, Svenhead=Rick’sHead

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