Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:33 am May, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

I was already to take this wigga seriously and then I saw that he was wearing rouge.

8:52 am May, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

The dog walking around in the background was kinda cool to bad his owner is a jagoff.

9:15 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When you watch too much Scumbag Steve you start drinking heavily. When you start drinking heavily you get really stoned. When you get really stoned you forget to prep Mother’s Day dinner. When you forget to prep Mother’s Day dinner you fall asleep. When you fall asleep you forget to go to the kid’s dance recital. Then everyone gets pissed off and you end up watching the porch fire with your stinky old Retreiver from your rusty Escalade with the ‘Dead sticker.

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Rose Marie’s Coccks.

9:16 am May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Don’t watch Scumbag Steve.

9:42 am May, 13 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Weed” and “bitch” don’t rhyme, sorry.

9:53 am May, 13 Mr. White said...

From the looks of it, it’s more like Blake Historic Concord, not Blake Boston. Way to rep, you trust fund douchebag.

9:53 am May, 13 video art critic said...

I particularly liked the garage shots with the yellow snowblower in the background.

10:25 am May, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Steve: fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

11:16 am May, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this what wigger wanna-be’s do when mom and dad go to the grocery store and are left alone for 5 minutes? I’m sure, no positive, that he wrote this “rap” during 7th period social studies on Friday and couldn’t wait to show it to his buddy Fred aka “Freaky Freddy” who has that cool camera phone that they planned to use for this masterpiece. Once they “fine tuned” it a bit, they set up production in the garage and the moment they heard the parents drive off, it was “Yeah boy! Let’s make this shit!” Too bad the neighborhood didn’t have any rabid raccoons with a nest under or around the house. Now that would’ve been the shit!

11:20 am May, 13 Wheezer said...

The “Putitas pendejas en HD 2.0” video to the right on the YouTube page certainly seems much more promising.

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Of course, I can’t vouch for the ages of the young ladies in that particular clip, but there appears to be a grandé amount of pear in it.

12:44 pm May, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Scumbag Steve reminds why 8 times outta 10 my hand is the better option.

1:18 pm May, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Too bad his dad didn’t wear a scumbag some years back.

1:25 pm May, 13 Anonymous said...

” and who da wackiest wigger in da burbs..scumbag steve..scumbag steve”

1:27 pm May, 13 Anonymous said...

” and who takes it in the ass and moans..scumbag steve..scumbag steve”

2:48 pm May, 13 Wheezer said...

We still have this dork and BostonDoucheBag, yet Donald “Duck” Dunn passes on:

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http://news.yahoo.com/legendary-bass-player-duck-dunn-dies-tokyo-200304385.html

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“Duck” before “duckface” – always…..

3:24 pm May, 13 Mr. White said...

@wheezer

Damn it! If I’d known, I would have watched Blues Brothers in his honor today.

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And let’s face it, Boston DoucheBag probably had another heart attack while offering to pay someone to fight him.

3:48 pm May, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

If only that were confined to the New England area…

4:37 pm May, 13 hermit said...

R.I.P. Duck Dunn.

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I often figured I’d be the coolest cat ever if I had a microchip surgically implanted in my left ear which would play “Green Onions” continuously.

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It’d either make me cool as hell or I’d go hopelessly insane in a few days.

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I also always wanted to staple a pair of chinchillas to my breasts, but that’s a different matter altogether.

6:03 pm May, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

So I heard back from a sage who informed me that jumping on the LA Kings bandwagon isn’t too bad so I figures why not plus I got no problems with any of the Sutter Brothers. They played hockey the way it was meant to be played.

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Scumbag Steve needs a slapshot to the nads with a roller hockey hard plastic ball.

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I’ll have to wear my Stax record T-shirt to honor a fallen Memphis bassist who laid down some tasty groves. RIP Donald “Duck” Dunn!!!!

6:04 pm May, 13 Sofa King said...

The best part of that fool ran down his father’s leg. However, despite a thorough maternal hose down with disinfectant, Scumbag Steve was born nine months later. Both of his parents fled the delivery room and were never seen again. The house in the video is actually maintained by the Massachusetts Department of Social Services under its “Useless Douchebag Housing Program”. This helps explain why everyone with a job is moving to New Hampshire.

6:57 pm May, 13 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Um, I thought this vid was mocking d-bags, no?

9:24 pm May, 13 The Dude said...

They invented baseball and scumbags in Massadouchetts, n’est-ce pas?

5:56 am May, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

While Massholes are tragic, the perpetrator of this fecality could just as easily be from Long Island or the Jerz.

6:35 am May, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Congrats, Chief! Now you’ll never run into another Scumbag Steve type.

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Great fucking plan!

10:41 am May, 14 CB Popped said...

Scumbag Steves are everywhere…..societal losses abound.

Wow, this NY vs NJ Playoffs is going to be a barnburner.

9:52 pm May, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Scumbag Steve” reminds me why I’ll never go to Boston.

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Add to that: New Kids On The Block, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ben Affleck, Harvard and anyone who is in any way affiliated, Baked Beans, The worst sports fans outside of Chicago, the second-ugliest accent on the east coast, and, of course Boston. and by Boston I mean Boston.