Thursday, May 17, 2012

Something Went Terribly Wrong with This Gentleman's Head, Hair, Arms, and Upper Chest Area

And by gentleman, I mean Shoescrape of Choadscrote.

Katherine and her bestie, Tori, like to powder each other’s bottoms in the cloakroom with chalk dust and a powder puff from the 19th Century.

And by bottoms, I mean butts.

# posted by douchebag1
6:54 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Emo cover band Blinkin Park sure can pull some tail.

6:57 am May, 17 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Aspiring bassist/garbageman Chad and mother/daughter skank team. Can you imagine the level of conversation at the table? Are they discussing the latest novel by last year’s Booker Prize winner Hilary Mantel? I want the under on that bet.

7:13 am May, 17 Douche Wayne said...

And I thought Travis Barker looked like hell BEFORE the plane crash.

Blink 180-Poo

7:26 am May, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think he was a worker at Lakehurst when the Hindenburg went up in a blaze. Those are his burn marks. You shouldn’t…wait, he’d have to be 100+ years of age.

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Never mind, this is self-inflected douchebaggery.

7:36 am May, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Ah, Boss, you just had to go all saphic love on us this morning didn’t you? And I’ve got way to much work to do. I can’t afford hand cramps again today. Oh well what the f*ck, off to the men’s room I go.

8:08 am May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

What a look, it’s like he’s going for carnie janitor laquer huffing edgy singer guy acting like he cares what she says in an attempt to score a pussy/rectumble later

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But he’s just another douche let’s not kid ourselves

8:35 am May, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

Something went, and is, terribly wrong with this gentleman’s lineage, heritage, genetics and parents.

9:03 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

Something went, and is, terribly wrong with this gentleman’s fiber, manscaping, nostrils and inner mucous lining.

9:22 am May, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Something went terribly wrong with this gentleman’s everything!

9:24 am May, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looks like Mark McGrath has gone the way of Lohan, a gradual descent into a vacuum of obscurity, self-abuse and methamphetamine addiction.

9:35 am May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Something went, and is, terribly wrong with this gentleman’s Wellbutrin prescription

10:50 am May, 17 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Oh, the humanity!

12:07 pm May, 17 Wheezer said...

Something went, and is, terribly wrong with the minds of these chicks for being seen with this ass pimple.

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Unless it’s a ‘bag tag, of course.

2:16 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

His options are limited,my thoughts are long sleeves,and a bag over the head.

9:55 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Are you kidding me, those two broads are going to gobble his knob like it shoots root beer. “Ah mah gah, he’s like, a rebelllllll and stuff.” Yeah. Guess what? I just went to an evening church function. Long story there. But there was more than one doughy church mama there with a little tattooed anklet or a little something on their inner wrist. They found me all kinds of interesting and wanted cards from the shop. They had a raffle to win a gift certificate from our shop and fifty of the old birds entered. Guess what, Zacky McFlippant, your badass card will not be arriving in the mail. Ever.

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