Thursday, May 10, 2012

The Choadal Nachos Bother Librarian Ellie

I’m at the point of throwing my librarian fetish into the dustbin of history.

That place where discarded former boobie hottie suckle thigh hotttributes

reside.

Like when I had that thing for thong reveal back in 2000 before Christina Aguilera made me never want to eat ham soup again.

Or my deep pre-pubescent childhood attraction to women who wore tons of eye makeup and red cheekbone rouge after seeing Michelle Pfeiffer in “Into the Night” on HBO in 1987.

Yup. The herpsters are killing my librarian glasses fetish. This is not a good development.

# posted by douchebag1
8:59 am May, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She looks ayight but I gotta rush off now cause my rotten daughter number one broke her fucking arm in gym class. I will be taking pictures of the shiny floor. And by shiny floor I mean Lenny The Box’s left-handed brother Cam The Personal Injury Attorney needs evidence.

9:12 am May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Don’t let the Herpsters win, Db1. A victory for Herpsters is like walking in on your parents having sex, it’s like watching your dog get it’s ass kicked by a cat, it’s like reaching the warning track with the bases loaded and two outs in the bottom of the ninth…… keep your chin up, mun

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Look to our entertainers to keep your librarian glasses fetish alive, don’t let it die! ATTICA ! ATTICA !

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Singers

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Political Pundits

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Actresses

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And of course America’s most precious natural resource, Porn Queens

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9:14 am May, 10 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Second!

Miss Ellie makes me want to misfile some library cards and bring back some checked out books late, just so she can punish me……while she wears those librarian glasses, a black lace teddy, spiked heels and carries a black riding crop……….UNGH!

9:29 am May, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Hold it! No porn librarian gallery is complete with the divine Ms. A.

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NSFW!!!!

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http://www.definebabe.com/models/01s/eva-angelina/

10:06 am May, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn it, just when it became necessary for me to wear glasses to ward off the eye strain brought on by years of reading in bad light and too many laser light shows, now its no longer hott. Just my luck. I guess I’ll just have to pretend to be Latina to get action now. !Qué un bummer!

10:08 am May, 10 Steve said...

What about that pron star that acts as Sarah Palin in her films?

10:28 am May, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Or maybe it was my excessive masturbation that made me finally go a little blind. Pink Floyd can’t shoulder all of the blame.

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The Darkside of My Poon

11:15 am May, 10 creature said...

^too scary to think about!

11:16 am May, 10 creature said...

Libararian hipstress goes ATM on 1st date…so it says on her dateanymphobookworm.com profile

11:17 am May, 10 creature said...

DP if you feed her tequila

11:29 am May, 10 Cam the left handed jew lawyer's investigator (a.k.a. Magnum Douche P.I. ) said...

Rev: I bet there was some oil spilled on the gym floor by that careless janitor, you know the one with the drinking problem. (Hint: bring small vile of oil in your pants when you go to take the pics)

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D Helix: I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a librarian with a full shoulder tatt holding her snatch open, so thanks for that.

11:52 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The librarian thing is played out, but it still works for me. I mean, I can’t believe a bleeth would think to still wear them – I guess that’s why they are bleeths – but when they look good, they look good.

12:08 pm May, 10 Douche Springsteen said...

I agree that we shouldn’t let the herpsters take librarian hott glasses from us, but using Zooey Deschanel to illustrate that point is not really the best way to go about it. She’s the #1 herpster poster girl, all dancing around in an iPhone commercial and acting in the worst “indie” films ever.

And I’ve definitely fapped to porn queen on the right.

12:36 pm May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

@ Steve 10:08

Lisa Ann.

@ Nancy

Careful With that Strapon, Eugenia

12:55 pm May, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Cam – Yeah. I think that big tattoo is new.

2:34 pm May, 10 Baron Von Goolo said...

The best example of the Melvil Dewey Eye Of Coitus I have ever seen.

12:55 am May, 11 Stephanie said...

Pron Stars?

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