Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Yeeshasaurus

Compounding the tragedy of this atrocity: The Yeeshasaurus’s coat is made from sexy alpaca trim.

# posted by douchebag1
4:29 pm May, 1 Olddog1 said...

OK, he is wearing fur and she is next to naked. Cognitive dissidence is strong with this on, Yoda.

4:30 pm May, 1 Olddog1 said...

one, I mean one, Yoda. When will the boss spring for an edit button. It can’t be that hard to do.

4:32 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

How can we live in a world where Muppets have to die so this douche can stay warm?!

4:35 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Olddog1, an edit button would hinder my creative process. Also DB1 needs more sponsers before he can do that.

4:48 pm May, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t care if she does look like a Bond villain’s Mughal sword wielding girlfriend, that’s a sexy hott.

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Wookie fur coats smell like swamp ass.

4:54 pm May, 1 FredN. said...

Something’s wrong with her face.

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Something’s gonna me MORE wrong with her face when I’m done with her.

5:06 pm May, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

How many Yip Yip aliens gave their lives for that coat?

5:34 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Rashdeep is modeling vintage outerwear. It’s an all pubic hair coat made exclusively from the she pelts of the cast of the Golden Girls. That thing is 60% Bea Arthur ladies and gents.

5:38 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

A nod to The Chapelle Show, Playa Haters Ball skit for inspiration for my last comment. A must see for all you haters out there.

5:42 pm May, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’d wear her she pelt like a raspberry beret. The kind you find at a second hand store.

5:57 pm May, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Rashdeep sports the worlds largest merkin.

6:00 pm May, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweetums and LaToya do look good together. I am going to roll a fatty, get baked, and come back and write stupid things while I pound Michelob Ultra.

6:27 pm May, 1 Douche Wayne said...

“So Derek, when are you going to drop Magnum on us?”

“It’s not ready yet, Billy Zane.”

6:30 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, would it be one of those type of berets you only wear in secret? A secret beret if you will.

6:40 pm May, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Queen Mother enjoyed her Corgies and sported a penis her entire life.

6:46 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

The RevChad, pounding Ultra. You partying with Stackhouse and you’re not even gonna tell us about it. Is he still dating Hurley? Post his favorite deep fried turkey recipe please.

6:46 pm May, 1 The Dude said...

I love this woman and her fake forehead dot of Ra. Spunk target.

6:47 pm May, 1 The Dude said...

He got that coat at the Stargate store. It was cold on the planet Tremendouche!

7:01 pm May, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dreuche, I’d wear my exotic muff beret everywhere. I just hope it doesn’t get stretched out from use.

7:09 pm May, 1 troy tempest said...

When I see girls like this I think “YUM YUM EAT ‘EM UP!!!”

7:10 pm May, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^No Miss. I’m watching my liver.

7:50 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude, I forgot to tell you, you can call me Nancy and at one time I believe you called me Nance which is cool too. But if you call me Nance I would like you to pronounce it Nancé. (Secret beret wearers edition)

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@Rev, Shucks, I was hoping for a good ol’ fashioned party tale of Stackhousian proportions. When that liver gets healed up you be sure to test its limits again, ya hear.

7:53 pm May, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, please spare me the part where you dance it front if the mirror wearing her skin suit. Having to look at Pubesy McParka up there is bad enough.

8:04 pm May, 1 Bag A said...

I’d bone her.

8:07 pm May, 1 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I believe the term is cognitive dissonance. Hanging out in Afghanistan gives me too much time to edit.

8:12 pm May, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You ain’t gonna believe this shyte:

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6239/6307906714_df55395a08.jpg

8:58 pm May, 1 The Dude said...

Give her some credit for hiding his moobs.

9:20 pm May, 1 The Dude said...

Nancé, je suis honoré. Ne pas plus de douches! Baguettes!

9:22 pm May, 1 The Dude said...

^ out of sheer respect, and by sheer I’m not talking see-thru — anyway, I didn’t make a boner joke in my previous post. But I will soon.

9:25 pm May, 1 The Dude said...

Bea Arthur gave a good head of hair, there.

10:07 pm May, 1 Stephanie said...

Smug,but wait until he’s mistaken for a bear.

2:59 am May, 2 CB Popped said...

Serious Eurobag Vibe.

Phuccen Euros.

3:35 am May, 2 Secret Beret Wearer said...

Those snake tattoos are hillarious. This guy might be douche of the decade.

5:15 am May, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m still trying to get over Paulina Gretzky’s labia reveal.

5:36 am May, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Why does this remind me of the first scene of Jurasic Park?

5:39 am May, 2 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The Trouble with Tribbles is that they died for this coat- the Wrap of Kahn.

6:08 am May, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

All of those alpacas look like David Spade in “Joe Dirt”.

6:47 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her dot.

6:49 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

@ Nancy D 6:30 pm –

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To paraphrase Prince –

“She wore an Ass-Bury beret…”

6:59 am May, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Her nose is so small, Michael Jackson came back from the dead to possess it.

8:14 am May, 2 Doucheywallnuts said...

That coat is made from the trimmings from her bikini area.

8:24 am May, 2 creature said...

that’s what pussy was like in the ’70’s

8:27 am May, 2 The Dude said...

She gives a whole new meaning to ~dot com~

8:42 am May, 2 CB Popped said...

That”s some jawbone she has.

12:18 am May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s wearing Persian lamb, and she’s an added attraction…an attached Persian.

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