Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Tommy "Moobs" McShane Continues to be Confused About Gender Difference

Lemme break it down, McShane. Boobs > Moobs.

Alyssa and her friend Rachel understand this simple concept. Stop trying to distract. You’re upsetting the gender hierarchies.

Hug me.

# posted by douchebag1
6:30 am May, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I look at this picture and it’s a cacophony of ooga horns going off in my head.

6:40 am May, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Alyssa’s Cleavite is Still looking great, girl on the left is trying too hard as those glasses don’t work.

6:40 am May, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Hipster Bleeth sez:

“The book was better.”

7:02 am May, 1 Dan said...

Whether the glasses “work” or not, I say we can award the Librarian Hott Douchie right now.

7:08 am May, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

irono-glasses do not work for all hotts. case in point right here. I think you need bigger eyes to pull them off. It’s the difference between shy bookworm and librarian hottness, and that is all the difference in the world.

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Compare to librarian Laura and there is no contest:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/10/hcwdb-of-the-month-the-herpster-and-librarian-laura/

7:32 am May, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

Ann Hathaway has been hanging around douchebags for years and it hasn’t hurt her career, yet.

8:03 am May, 1 Vin Douchal said...

He’s a Wiffle© Douchebag. Plastic and hollow and worthless unless used against other Wiffle© products.

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Rachel is Wiffle©

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Bangin’ Alyssa is a corked Louisville Slugger with pine tar up to the label .

11:15 am May, 1 DarkSock said...

So…Skrillex got a sex-change operation?

11:42 am May, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Basketballs

beach balls

the front end of a zepplin

botanical garden domes

the Super Dome

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1:15 pm May, 1 creature said...

meh…if he buttons his shirt, he gets a pass

6:03 am May, 2 DouchYouWannaDance said...

DB1, can’t say for sure, but it appears we have yet another example of “fake glasses with no lenses” as “librarian hott” fashion accessory.

12:23 am May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

Rachel likes the waterfall effect on her boobs, and the big boob standing next to her.

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