Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Vinnie Spaghetti is a Fluffer

Of his hair. What?

Mmmm… Monique… how I softly massage your grandmother’s discarded soup apron with only a cannister of melted fruit roll-ups and an egg beater to ward off angry ferret spirits. Your cleavite is the holy beacon siren call of a better universe denied the persecuted Odysseus. And so I pooch tickle your bottom with an ostrich feather, and retire to the veranda to meditate on the teachings of Rashi.

# posted by douchebag1
8:49 am May, 9 FredN. said...

He has some class – only his fingertips are touching her back, he’s not palming it.

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Otherwise, total douche.

8:49 am May, 9 FredN. said...

OH, and those ta-ta’s would be the color of his shirt when I’m done with them.

8:51 am May, 9 FredN. said...

Also, where the fuck are they? Those white laminate shelves from IKEA can not be a bar.

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Maybe the douche’s liquor pantry.

8:56 am May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

That’s our gal Alyssa , I’d recognize that spoogable rack anywhere

8:59 am May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Kirk. I love the guy, as does Doucheywallnuts I’m sure, but this is an example of life imitating art.

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9:09 am May, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Good eye Vin.

What’s with the hover hand on this guy ? I think all the booze is to drown his true desires, as he really would rather be hanging out in the gym locker room eyeing other dudes shlongs than handling Alyssa’s fantastic juggs.

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in closet

9:38 am May, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze!

9:49 am May, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This ‘bag has a well stocked bar I’ll give him that, other than that he looks like he is actually someone else and this is a caricature of the real person. Those bewbs are just dying to come out of that top, let ’em breath I says!

9:51 am May, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Every time I see the word “beacon” I read bacon.

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Still works…

9:51 am May, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

This picture stinks to high hell of Jerz.

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Kirk banged everything. And by banged everything, I mean banged everything. Now the only thing he can bang is a bed pan.

10:03 am May, 9 creature said...

stupid haircut & poor fashion sense aside, porcu scalp seems happy just to be in proximity of the those rogue alien orbs bursting the seems of melon-ies dress to escape her orbit

notta

10:05 am May, 9 creature said...

what I could do to those breasteses w a pair of padded ping pong paddles & a shuttlecock…ay caramba!

10:13 am May, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is Alyssa/Monique some pseudo celebrity bartender in her neck of the woods that every d-bag feels the needs to pose with her? or are these d-bags pseudo celebutards that she needs to pose with them to validate her low self esteem and by low self esteem I mean big glorious fake jugs.

10:15 am May, 9 The Dude said...

Outstanding! And by outstanding I mean I wish porcu-fluff was out, standing on the turnpike, while Monique’s passion pillows are out, standing further into the light of day. But they’re a pretty easy target already.

10:18 am May, 9 Vin Douchal said...

This looks like a can’t miss: “Andre 3000’s Jimi Hendrix Movie Is Really Happening

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10:32 am May, 9 Adolf Skroatler said...

He is very pretty.

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ASvB

10:51 am May, 9 Adolf Skroatler said...

@ Vin

Thanks for the Vid, Vin.

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I love those guys!!

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Made me smile,

ASvB

10:51 am May, 9 Pooch Spackle said...

Hillarious stuff there tg.

11:19 am May, 9 Stephanie said...

A combination of the purple shirt and that hair makes his sexuality questionable.

11:26 am May, 9 Pooch Spackle said...

That’s a little better. You forgot your signature ham reference.

11:33 am May, 9 jonezy said...

I would make fun of Vinnie’s Spaghetti dick, but the whole black kettle thing makes me feel like a hypocrite. Then again, I’m really more of a capellini than a spaghetti.

11:34 am May, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Holy Cows! Did you guys see the tits on the hott in the pic above?

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I’m talkin’ bongos, mams, boobs , cans, ta-tas, breasts, bombons, tomatoes, umlauts, pompoms, nips!

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If ya missed it, scroll back to the top!!

11:56 am May, 9 Colossus of Choads said...

Praise Rashi

12:13 pm May, 9 Pooch Spackle said...

Can that be translated?

12:50 pm May, 9 The Dude said...

HCwDB Translator:

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umlauts = I used to be smart until I saw those

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Bongos= bouncie boobies

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mams are perkier than grams

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cans = can-cans!

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breasts = clinically superb

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ta-tas = do the fuckn math Dude.

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etc — hunters get the drift

1:50 pm May, 9 CB Popped said...

FredN – 2nd post LOL FTW.

She is all kinds of fun,,,hott.

1:51 pm May, 9 CB Popped said...

Anything by Rod Serling,,,Tks VinD. that is some vintage mag.

1:58 pm May, 9 Pooch Spackle said...

The Dude,

Thanks for the HcWDB translator.

I was asking for translation on one of tall guys posts that seems to be missing now.

2:01 pm May, 9 Wheezer said...

Vinnie could very well be Arthur Kade’s other lover.

4:25 am May, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh hey! It’s another game of “who has bigger cleavage?

10:35 pm May, 10 Little Willie said...

I’d love to give Monique multiple pearl necklaces with her well oiled breasts staring up at me like large sunny side up eggs with pink yolks.

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