Friday, May 4, 2012

Vinny Yucksalot and Hot Mom Sue

Because Jesus died for sheer party shirts.

Ain’t that right, Possessed Alpaca?

# posted by douchebag1
10:18 am May, 4 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Hay-Suess F*cking Christie! I think I dated her once.

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And by “dated” I mean she let me place all manner of vibrating objects in places where the sun don’t shine.

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.Sheens

10:22 am May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Mickey Rooney IV with his date , Angie Dickinson III

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Lunchbox

10:31 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Joan Van Snark

10:34 am May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Speaking of the Golf channel,…. here’s a lineup of the on air personalities . They rival Fox News Network:

Lauren Thompson

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Win McMurray

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Saving best for last, Holly Sonders

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Shank

10:34 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Awesome tatt of a prickly porcu-dragon.

10:35 am May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Oops, doubled up that last one. Try this:

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10:36 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holly has nice follow through.

10:38 am May, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her head is bigger than her chest. That is just wrong.

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And thanks to Vin I’ve found my new favorite channel. Win can chip out of my rough any day of the week.

10:46 am May, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Now that’s what I call haggered! I’m gonna say she hit her peak around the late 80s early 90s on her knees behind a porta-john at a Motley Crüe concert giving some poor loser a reason to live another day. Nowadays she’s out and about courting guys like Vinny after her fourth marriage fell through after 6 months. But hey, she’s gotta try to find something that will pass as a stepdad/acceptable role model for little Tommy back home.

10:48 am May, 4 troy tempest said...

Hot Mom Sue was Jimmy Tailbiter’s trophy wife. He was 25 years older than her, and he died two years ago. So now Sue doesn’t do much except party and get younger men to stuff their membrane viril up her final voluntary sphincter. She drives a white BMW convertible and only listens to Death Metal and Yacht Rock, depending on which phase of her bipolar disorder has command.

10:55 am May, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Final Voluntary Sphincter” would be a great band name

11:04 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

TLC (I think that stands for Teen Lust Channel) pimps an underage teen gypsy dressed like a Spanish courtesan:

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http://theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/04/11528153-exclusive-teen-readies-for-marriage-at-age-14-on-my-big-fat-american-gypsy-wedding?lite

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Teezus. I wonder if father Pat will find any grown men willing to tap that? Place your bets.

11:05 am May, 4 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

This bleeth is way past her prime, but she still looks like she could leave you hurting in a good way. Vinny looks like he lost a lot more barenuckle boxing matches than he won.

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Note to self, start watching golf channel.

11:08 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nitrous oxide helps Oliver Crumwell laugh off the embarrassment of chronic anal leakage.

11:17 am May, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleethy Joan Van Snark has the ice bucket ready in case the prolapse starts acting up again.

11:22 am May, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Holly Sonders knows how to wield the club.

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Can you get Yacht Rock on Pandora?

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Joan Van Snark, aka Joan of Snark, should be burned at the stake.

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He is Poo.

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If he were a super hero, or a member of the Avengers, he would be The Incredible Poo. Or Poo, God of Poo. Or Poo Man. Or Poo Eye. Or Nick Douchey; Agent of Poo. Or That Douchebag Wearing a Costume.

11:26 am May, 4 Wheezer said...

I think Troy just got Comment of the Week™.

11:33 am May, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just rose of the bucket of ice and is now prepared for HamBeast t anal fuck her good and proper.

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We don’t see those girls up here like on your fancy golf channel.

1:19 pm May, 4 The Dude said...

Those golf pics are parthetic. “Wield the club”? wins. “Final voluntary sphincter” Noooooo! I never actually counted the ooze in Noooooo!

1:21 pm May, 4 The Dude said...

Vin, does Golf ~*suck*~ ?

1:22 pm May, 4 The Dude said...

Or is it simply beyond cumpar?

1:26 pm May, 4 The Dude said...

Capt. – I’m sad to report that Merle Hagger’d passed away when he read your post. He will be … sorely … missed. And by sorely, I hope and pray this doesn’t turn into another of those hockey threads!

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McSorelys

6:31 pm May, 4 Guid is Good said...

Hot Mom Sue is what they don’t teach you in Bleeth School.

9:21 pm May, 4 Stephanie said...

Vinny looks like a pimple on my husband’s ass.

Pink,red,inflamed,and ready to pop.

9:30 am May, 5 Douchble Helix said...

You do *not* want to wake up next to Hot Mom Sue.

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Or turn on the Yacht Channel and hear “Kathmandu”.

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