Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Australian Ladies Grade the Ab Reveal

In Australia, Ladies grade you! For douchey ab reveal.

And on an unrelated note, Aussie Hotts rank just slightly below Semitic Librarian Suckle Thigh for hottest regional pooch gnaw.

# posted by douchebag1
6:23 am June, 5 DarkSock said...

“…and then Matt pulled out and came right here…”

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What?

6:30 am June, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Everyone do yourself a favor and click on the “Aussie Hotts” link and then feast your eyes on the ever so slight holy black triangle reveal and then feel free to let your mind wander in thoughts of naughtiness.

6:31 am June, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is where Uncle Ernie used to make his pink dragon do pushups until it puked.

6:33 am June, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Only the hott in white is actually hott. So let it be written.

6:33 am June, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

“…I was either 13 or 14 when uncle Alistair first unloaded is man yogurt right about here…”

6:33 am June, 5 Bag A said...

I clicked on the “Aussie Hotts” link. Yikes! The choppers on the blue dress chick are scary!

6:42 am June, 5 Dan said...

@ Dude McCrudeshoes:

Surrounded by holy black triangle and side-boob reveal, no less.

7:35 am June, 5 Southern Scrotic said...

My fire hose is primed and ready for the Aussie Hott crew.

7:56 am June, 5 Douche Moore said...

Are Aussie male strippers dressing like bags now? Cops and firemen are out of style?

7:58 am June, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This pic looks like the scene from one of those bad internet porn shots from bang bros. But luckily you only have to endure a couple minutes of bad plot and horrible acting before the sucking / munching / insertions begins.

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not that I ever watch any of those bad porn shots from bang bros

8:03 am June, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hmmm…this gent appears to be tall, athletic, and glistening. All he needs now is a natty roadster to complete the douche vibe. Natty roadster I says.

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That movie Magic Mike (the one about male strippers) is coming out. Should be a douche/bleeth eye candy feast.

8:28 am June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Yea, it won’t be long before panties get moved to the side, minidress tops pulled down and the jizz is shooting across the room. Hope you Bleeths like smegma and elephant trunks ‘cuz I’m going with a negative on the combination of circumcision and good hygiene so enjoy the man-gouda!

Does he get bonus points for an appendectomy scar, hernia (common amongst bros) repair scar and inscision from where they pulled down his one testicle that didn’t make the journey on its own?

8:29 am June, 5 Douche Wayne said...

“. . . and this is where the doctors took the extra tissue from to form my penis. Only three more testosterone shots and I can legally check ‘male’ on the government forms.”

8:36 am June, 5 Douche Wayne said...

“That’s not a vah-join-ah, THIS is a vah-join-ah!”

8:56 am June, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@El Capitan Hey Te 8:28a, I think it is against policy for strippers to projectile shoot cum on the customers. Especially when food and drink are present. Also The Undescended Testicles would be a great band name for an all girl punk rock group.

9:09 am June, 5 a non anon said...

The hots have badges hanging from lanyards, note pads, and writing utensils.

Is this some kind of sick GSR contest, with the hots as judges?

9:17 am June, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Obviously this is stripper school. Today’s lesson is GSR: shave with the grain or against?

9:19 am June, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@non anon, you are correct. Having an extensive background in research into the superficial arts, I feel more than qualified to answer your query. If the gent under hott scrutiny scores 10 out of 10 he is inducted into a Hall of sorts where the hots can ogle him at their leisure and perhaps jill off to as well. This is a purely scientific process where the specimen is rated on looks alone. The Hall of Hunk is where the winners reside.

9:26 am June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ND, I’m a bit rusty on my Australian health code rules but you’re probably right they’ve really cracked down on that shit since 9-11 fuccen Bin Laden. However this looks to be more of a private gala affair involving waivers and other such formalities absolving the proprieter of any responsibility of stray tadpole bullets. Evaluate GSR at your own risk.

10:17 am June, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And it appropriately enough says “fire hose” immediately behind Holy Black Triangle.

10:49 am June, 5 CB Popped said...

Do we have a separate section for Hall of Triangle?

I better get my ass to Australia and do some sit – ups.

1:23 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The last thing I remember was a guy in Mickey Mouse ears telling me to be still so I wouldn’t spook the horse…

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What? Dark Sock was HOLDING the horse while it peed in this douche. Get your minds outta the gutter.

2:39 pm June, 5 Morbo said...

In Australian pornos, does the cum spray across the woman’s face clockwise or counter-clockwise?

And instead of going down, will these girls go up?

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