Sunday, June 17, 2012

Ayn Rand and L. Ron Hubbard: The Early Years

Mocking cultists is always a good way to spend a Sunday.

# posted by douchebag1
8:36 am June, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Who is Jay Louis?

9:48 am June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking Father’s Day. Little rotten girl got on my computer and did some shit where I can’t hear audio on embedded fucking videos from wherever. Like the one above. Other one complains there’s sewer gas stinking up their bathroom. So I take the toilet off to put a new gasket and seal in and the fucking closet flange breaks so I got to go to the store to buy shit to rig up a new fucking drain into concrete. So I got to go borrow a hilti chipper and get some hydraulic cement after all that and when I go to reinstall the tank it’s got a fucking crack in it. So now I’ve got to call around to salvage places to find a matching tank or redo the whole fucking bathroom. And now I have to BBQ supper for a bunch of fucks. Fuck off Father’s Day, I hate you every year. Now what happens if three people have to shit at the same time cause they’re not gettin any younger.

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I assume the video was funny. Happy Father’s Day!

9:49 am June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Son.

9:51 am June, 17 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@DH, He’s a pretentious dickbag and the lead fist pumper in the Douchebag Apocolypse a.k.a DB1.

9:51 am June, 17 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Happy week before gay pride Rev.

9:57 am June, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

The right honorable Reverend Chad is my hero and by hero i mean he still cracks me up.

11:16 am June, 17 Dickey Fingers said...

I like turtles

11:34 am June, 17 Wheezer said...

On the Father’s Day, let us not forget Tom Cruise’s All-Father, Xenu.

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Xenu SPEAKS! (Stolen from the comments thread…..)

11:45 am June, 17 Dickey Fingers said...

Can’t we all just get along?

11:56 am June, 17 FredN. said...

Now THAT was funny, Rev. Chad.

1:01 pm June, 17 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@Dickey Fingers, that’s what I’ve been saying this whole time.

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P.S. Sorry bout yer Dad.

2:04 pm June, 17 The Dude said...

I haven’t had a single disagreement with my father in the seven years since he went to be with 72 virgins. R.I.P. dad!

2:18 pm June, 17 The Dude said...

Hot Lamas with douchebags. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01530/russell_1E_532x355_1530185a.jpg

2:54 pm June, 17 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@The Dude,Brand best not be Bleething the Lama. That would be lime Mother Theresa getting her nips pierced. Not cool.

3:00 pm June, 17 creature said...

“I wrote all your songs with the tip of my cock!”

3:00 pm June, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

@Rev, the moral of the story is, “Don’t mess with the shitter.”

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Commodes

6:37 pm June, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There was some backyard and shower pissing but no one lacked for a crapper. Mrs. bought us a bunch of passes to a nice golf course. I hate golf anymore. Fuck you Tiger.

7:33 pm June, 17 The Dude said...

If Tiger Woods was a hockey player, would you still hate bowling?

8:05 pm June, 17 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@The Dude 7:33p, no, I dig bowling and you have been on fire with these lately. New crop of the sticky icky or just raw genius?

8:25 pm June, 17 The Dude said...

Nancy, deteckative that you are, your presumption is spott on hott. In fact, I have been investing in green productusity lately. Was I a genius before doing so? My yes is guess. Raw? Doubt it.

11:38 pm June, 17 Guid is Good said...

A broken flange is never good.

5:31 am June, 18 Douchble Helix said...

HAVE ANY OF YOU BAGHUNTERS EVEN READ AYN RAND?!?!?!

5:38 am June, 18 Dickey Fingers said...

I read me that big thick one Alabama Shrugged or suntin. I seem to remember reading Goodhead or God Head as well. Real big fan of his/her work.

11:29 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

No, D.H., but I listen to Rush. Neil Peart may have slipped me some wool. Not sure.

12:27 pm June, 18 FredN. said...

D.H — No, but I’ve read L. Ron Hubbard. The entire Mission Earth dekalogy.

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Yup, I didn’t date much in HS.

11:14 am June, 20 troy tempest said...

Yes, I read all of Ayn Rand. She’s completely full of shit, and only makes sense to people with the emotional maturity of a 12 year old boy.

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