Thursday, June 21, 2012

Bath Salts Hugh Jackman Reaps the Benefits of Stardom

Then again, is Bath Salts Hugh Jackman really interested?

Blonde Model Premium Super Mayan Eye of Coitus is reserved only for celebrities. The bouncer is now asking you to leave.

# posted by douchebag1
2:12 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bath Salts Hugh Jackman may be ambiguously gay. But he has a taste for the Mons Veneris blood.

http://www.osamashaeer.com/genitalsurgery/girth/Slide5.jpg

2:13 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I’m stoned

2:15 pm June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

They both look like they’re wearing shower curtains

2:27 pm June, 21 hermit said...

Bath salts, corn gluten and 20 oz. soft drinks will finally bring this once-great nation to its knees.

2:33 pm June, 21 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Somewhere, a Motel Six is missing some bedsheets.

3:18 pm June, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

I think a dingo ate his dignity.

I may not be a big fancy movie star but neither do I leave the house with a neckbeard.

3:37 pm June, 21 The Dude said...

His shirt really ties the room together. The bathroom at the Redlands Motel 6, Room 207.

4:03 pm June, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

That Seth Green sure has let himself go and WTF? Rev that picture was uncalled for.

4:12 pm June, 21 Rev Chad said...

@Et Tu

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I gotta give the people their Mons man. The question I have about that picture is WTF?

4:47 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The only thing that explains this picture is the following non-Kosher (respect) spectacle.

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Son

5:03 pm June, 21 Doucheywallnuts said...

Time Machine Heather Graham is giving the Furtive Glance of Possible Anal Sex. Furtive Glance, I says.

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Manilows

6:58 pm June, 21 The Dude said...

She’s giving the Lyin’ Eyes of “Get Me the Fuck Outta Here! That bed spread he’s wearing has cum stains on it!”

7:00 pm June, 21 Rev Chad Kroeger said...

I have a new theory. Not to be explained now cause I’m ripe with the newly awakened lust of a man encouraging his blimp to deflate. Nipples stay tender son.

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Not a chaser, but solid Semetic structure. Might I suggest Sephardim for this one? OR however the fuck it’s spelled. A little hippy for you young folks without neckbeards.

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7:55 pm June, 21 Tommy Shaw said...

Suck it Gowan!. Son.

8:37 pm June, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Suave Largeman in background at top of steps does not approve of this coupling or their poor choice in clothing.

10:05 pm June, 21 The Dude said...

“The name is Largeman. Suave Largeman, license to chill.”

11:48 pm June, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I would totally blow my load of vitamin E paste up her left nostril.

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Yeah, you flare those nostrils bitch.

12:06 am June, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Stupid skinny bitches. Maybe I’m on a kick, but woman are supposed to have sagging boobs, wrinkled knees, thick ankles, a little extra belly fat, and lots of bush.

http://www.flyingpioneers.com/pixlg/g10676.jpg

12:24 am June, 22 The Dude said...

Jacques – that’s no fuckin chick, that’s Claude Debussy.

12:50 am June, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Claude Debussy had tits? That explains the art of Paul Gauguin. Maybe all those French impressionists were actually chicks.

1:43 am June, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bathsalts Jackman yucks it up because he knows that Heather Graham hott could make your head explode with a wink.

3:58 am June, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The video the Boss included with the picture above gave me the douche chills and I could feel the homo vibe ejaculating off of my computer screen. It was like watching two dudes have sex. Oofa!

4:00 am June, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I wish the Obama Administration would send a killer drone to wherever Joan Baez is at this very moment.

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Unconstitutionalists

6:15 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

She would do anal but she has a somewhat hairy butt hole which is kind of a deal breaker for me.

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Deal breaker, I says.

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Sodomites

6:28 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

I wish the Obama Administration would commission hover-drones outfitted with cruel pre-lubed dildos, and then let me drive that bitch all up and down that mall in Fair Oaks, California they call Bird Cage Center.
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And I wish they’d hand out hydrocodone chewing gum. To someone besides just Reverend Chad.
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And fuckdammit we were promised jet packs. Why are there no fucking jet packs or flying cars?
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Jetsons.
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