Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Boatbaggery: HCwDB Alien Hovercraft Style

Beware the Boatbaggery.

For anal probing is not far behind.

Get it?… far behind? Anal probing? Ha… ahaha…

Okay.

I need a coffee.

And boatbaggery remains utterly mystifying.

# posted by douchebag1
6:28 am June, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

While NYC Mayor Jewberg bans things he considers to be unhealthy, he lets this kind of boatbaggery go unchecked from Rockaway Beach, Sheepshead Bay, Jones Beach and on out through the Hamptons and Montauk Beack. He also allows the mixing of races; Jews and Coloreds, douche and bleeth, douche and humans, etc.

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Mayor Jewberg needs to get together with the lost Ubangy Bush family member to crack down on this boatbaggery. Forget about the obese, it’s the douches that need to be culled from the herd.

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Krogers.

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Wait, what?

6:29 am June, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

I dub him the photobomb bag’.

6:37 am June, 13 troy tempest said...

Let us prey:

6:47 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Why must I always be the one to demistify the mist. Alright grab your pencil and take vigorous notes to try and wrap your mind around what I’m about to lay down regarding boatbaggery. First point: Boats are like muscle cars on water. Second point: Bleeths dig natty roadsters and sometimes this is their sole reason for dating someone. Third point: There is something about being away from land even if its still visible that makes even the most mild mannered sailor behave like its International waters. I think its the survival instinct kicking in plus he’s now has a captive audience of scantily clad members of the opposite sex. And that, sweet naive DB1 is why boatbaggery happens. Please tell me you know how babies are made. If not, I’m gonna let RevChad field that question for you.

6:49 am June, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Where are the Navy SEALs when you need them? or the Air Force providing a JDAM? or even a CIA operated Reaper drone??

6:54 am June, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

DarkSock if you’re awake and viewing this I’ll FedEx® some Ambien® and $50 to gas up your vessel so that you can do what you do best. I only ask that you try to avoid the auburn hair beauty in the middle as I would like swap her poop deck.

7:02 am June, 13 SomeGuy said...

Is it too much to hope those are death/disintegration rays pointed at them?

7:03 am June, 13 SomeGuy said...

Actually, this picture needs some full-on Sharktopus action.

7:37 am June, 13 The Dude said...

I don’t see anything wrong in the pic, because I’m not looking at it. My day is going just fine.

7:44 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

That poor little kid in front. Prolly should have cropped him out of the pic DB1. But you know, whatevs put him in the HOH instead.

7:50 am June, 13 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

Disney is going to need to rethink its latest interactive attraction, DeliveranceLand.

7:51 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We are Bro. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be ass-imilated.

7:51 am June, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

That little kid would be better off with Jerry Sandusky than with this group.

7:55 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t under stand why there are chrome watering cans floating in the Bro space.

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Speaking of chrome watering cans. Never watch “Bad Teacher” if you’re really stoned and horny. That Cameron Diaz might have some severe facial issues, but she’s funny when you’re whacked and oh my it was hard to sleep with that boner.

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Ass Lovers

8:09 am June, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

Cameron Diaz’s is a boner kill.

8:12 am June, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

^Face is a boner kill.

9:13 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I agree with Drueche, but also remember: everyone loves sun and hot chicks in bikinis. BUT, there aren’t no beaches in the heartland. What’s a douche to do? Answer, boat baggery on the river.

9:24 am June, 13 FoghornLeghorn said...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt should adopt that little kid before it’s too late. They would be rescuing him from a lifetime of despair.

10:26 am June, 13 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

To be honest, everybody in this photo except Mr. Pierced Nipples in the back should get a nottadouche and a goinpeace.

10:40 am June, 13 creature said...

ever own a boat boss? spent time on one? at a river? on a lake? round a boat launch or marina? Avalon harbour? frequently alchohol is involved & sometimes down right fun….not that mysterious

gwan boss put down the hohos & take the ‘Train to the saside, live a little in fresh air & sunshine, get outta the city!

….what’s mysterious is the incredible draw of boats as poon magnets

12:44 pm June, 13 CB Popped said...

There is only one Douchebag in this pic,,,,can you see him?

12:45 pm June, 13 CB Popped said...

Cameron Diaz without makeup -do a google search.

Unfuckinbelievable.

12:59 pm June, 13 Stephanie said...

It stands in the back and rubs lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.

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