Thursday, June 14, 2012

Breaking: Aliens Disgusted with HCwDB Boatbaggery, Vow Never to Return

Remember the alien mother ship that pondered the HCwDB Boatbaggery dilemma yesterday?

Word on the streets is that pilot Xenu took one look at Marty McPointer pointing at Barbarella Woo and was outtie.

# posted by douchebag1
9:29 am June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And the only reason I like Jerry O’Connell.

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9:31 am June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

When the best thing you can think of to say in the “Interests” section of the Arby’s job application is, “Beer Pong, Big Fake Boobs, Purchasing Sunglasses Online, Wet Flexing and Dodging The County D.A. On Child Support Day” it’s time to rethink your direction

9:49 am June, 14 Nancy Dreuche? said...

I have been to Arby’s and you sir are not worthy of their employ.

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Way to protect the innocent this time by cropping out the little kid. You’re a regular hero DB1.

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I hate these boat people. Bring me the scurvied sailors of yesteryear. My great uncle sailed to Hawaii from California and back by himself with nothing but a case of vodka and a bag of oranges. I think he almost died twice. Next time I’ll pay more attention when he tells the story. Wait, I can’t, because he’s dead now. Happy Thursday everyone!

9:56 am June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Everyone can have a notta except for bro-bot returns. Drunken ginger should probably have her stomach pumped, and by that I mean bukkake funnel.

10:10 am June, 14 Dick Fingers said...

I have fond memories of Arby’s. Dadio, (Richard Fingers) would drive me there in his roadster, the sun glistening on our tall foreheads. Good times. I’ll miss Dadio, he was run over by a drunken sailor while attempting to swim from Hawaii to California.

10:11 am June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Bimbo on the right looks like a trashy Inland Empire tramp stamp, tequila breath, blow job for boat ride version of Emily , The Bachelorette.

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And that pisses me off, Bro’s

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10:19 am June, 14 Nancy Dreuche? said...

Bring me the bukkake funnel of yesteryear! The ones that were handcrafted in America and made from galvanized steel with a copper inlay. Not this bullshit pryolene stuff they’re made out of today!

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@Dick Fingers, what kind of idiot trys to swim to Hawaii in the middle of drunken sailor season?

10:45 am June, 14 Morbo said...

Pink bikini on the right needs a sandwich, a tube of Monistat-7, a level-5 decontamination rinse, and a healthy dose of self-esteem. In that order.

11:11 am June, 14 Nancy Dreuche? said...

Who here wants to break it to Vin that if you’re on The Batchlorette there is a pretty high probability that you are also a bleeth.

11:12 am June, 14 troy tempest said...

Everywhere there’s lots of douchebags

Living douchebag lives

You can see them boating nowhere

With their bleethy wives.

Clutching axe and knives

For stinky killing!

11:22 am June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Drueche, I don’t have anything so finally crafted, but how about a Japanese made, 17 headed, 200 watt bukkake hydra which pre-warms the semen before irradiating it with UV sterilization, filtering it through a school girl’s white cotton panties, and injecting into the ingestion tube at 15 barr of pressure?

11:28 am June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, is it just me or does she have some stickly substance glistening on her chin? Total bleeth.

11:31 am June, 14 The Dude said...

I don’t think I could ejaculate at a brokakke. I have manners.

11:49 am June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Re: Emily, a Bleeth….. Butt…. Butt …. Butt…… there’s no answer to that, she is a stage 1 Bleeth..

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Further proof, she is keeping this Grieco infested, self centered , total douche around for some inexplicable reason…

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1:35 pm June, 14 The Dude said...

Vin, that’s some excellent hindsight!

2:01 pm June, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Social Services Worker: “Where was the kid that was just here?”

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Moronic Fuccksticks: “His granfatehr came to get him. At least he said he was. He said the kid looked awful dirty and was going to take him over there and take a shower with him. Then he mumbled something about polishing a bishop or sumthin’. Must be a religious guy.”

2:02 pm June, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ As everyone knows “granfatehr” is German for grandfather.

2:56 am June, 15 CB Popped said...

I used to really enjoy Beef and Cheddars from Arby’s on Strong Island,,,even worked there at 16, stealing tons of food.

Arby’s are non – existent in NYC and it pisses me off.

Yeah, those US made Brokake funnels from the early 80’s were the best.

9:01 am June, 16 Anonymous said...

Family photo? sister moms & their bro fathers

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