Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Breaking: Marissa Miller Still Married to a Twatwaffle
Just as she was in January of 2011.
And May of 2009.
And February of 2008.
This coupling atrocity will always be breaking news. Until the inevitable Divorce or Bleething occurs.
PrickPancake
ChoadSausage
VagHash
We’ve seen alotta chin merkins on this site but that one is particularly nasty.
Meh. I’m over her. Brooklyn Decker is where it’s at. And she’s married to a decidely non-Douche tennis player and all around dude’s dude, Andy Roddick
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Speaking of that cannibal dude in Florida, he’s posted a Yelp.com Review. LULZZYZZEZZ !
She’s got hot dogs for guns.
You know she is into that fuckstick of a hairstyle of his or else he wouldn’t keep doing it. Good for them for making it work. This goes into my Famous People I Could Give Three Shits About file. That thing needs to be alphabetized its getting so big.
Reading the comments from Jan 2011 makes me realize how much I haven’t changed. Good for me for continuing to push that ball up that really steep hill. I’ll get laid someday I guess.
Twatwaffle must be broke cause hot looks like she hasn’t eaten in weeks. Waaay too skinny. Maybe should hang with Dreuche for a few weeks to fill out a little.
Totally kidding Dreuche ! Just making a little joke. I’m sure your body mass is totally in line with the AMA guidelines. I don’t want to incur the wrath of Dreuche like some other guy around here who thought he was above average height.
I’m pretty sure this dude played Pitch in “Santa Claus vs The Devil”…
@ Vin Douchal
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I’ll see you a Decker and raise you a Refaeli:
http://thepenaltyflagblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Bar-Refaeli-11.jpg
http://fashionmag.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Bar_Refaeli_Bikini_Pictures_4.jpg
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/bar-refaeli/agua-bendita-2011/bar-refaeli-agua-bendita-2011-03.jpg
http://heebmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bar-refaeli1-560×290.jpg
http://ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk/RichImageService.svc/imagecontent/1/TMG9182753/m/bar-refaeli_2184511a.jpg
Her head has to be filled with expired tapioca to stay with this colossal ass clown. I’m sure a typical conversation with them would go like this:
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“So, what’s the secret that kept you two together for so long?”
“Uhhhhmmm, derp. Derp derp derp. Uhhhhhhhhh. PICKLES!”
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Yeah, that seems about right.
Vin Douchal you are the best!
This is no ordinary cohabit. Unlike the misguided Bleeth whose evolutionary wires get crossed in the presence of preening douche rags, this one is more about epic low self esteem. So she has gone and found herself the most unworthy clinger she could find. Someone who will be totally dependent on her as well as totally eclipsed by her. From the looks of him, I’d say mission accomplished.
Enought tits and ass, enough I says
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Here’s yet another Mo’Fo on the guitar you’ve never heard of, Scotty Anderson ( how in HELL’s name does he do those harmonizing leads by himself? Day-um)
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Back in the day:
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Wat ever happened to two word Tuesday.that was pretty funny
And more recently:
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^ I’ve tried playing with myself but never got near his level.
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I should trying doing it with a guitar I suppose.
Vin had me until the too much tits and ass comment followed by videos of an old dude and a guitar.
Plus Marissa Miller’s husband is a boner kill.
I’ve seen this fuckstick twatwaffle,he washes cars for a living.
this guy totally tilts the hell out of me. Marisa is my all time favorite hot, and this choad makes me want to kill a penguin.
And trust me, you have to be pretty pissed off to want to kill a penguin.
This couple typifies this entire site.
This DB angers me so much,,,,thank God for some of the Bag Hunting characters here to take my mind off of these two.
Scotty Anderson, right hand technique.
^Darksock, a Fender Telecaster is one of the best electric guitar choices you can make in general. Just a big plank of wood and strings, nothing fancy, no bells and whistles. – Makes you learn the instrument, akin to an acoustic.
– The Hellecasters, for anyone that doesn’t know of them.
Baddass, tasteful, mature, phenomenal guitar trio.
1993 son.
“Inspector Gadget” theme song
Check them out, then Youtube Danny Gatton.
I like the Strat sound, but I can shred on a Telecaster. It feels natural when my hand grasps tight around the neck, much like with Mr. Marissa Miller, who should be sodomized with a toaster.
Appliance Sodomites – concept album.