Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Breaking: Marissa Miller Still Married to a Twatwaffle

Just as she was in January of 2011.

And May of 2009.

And February of 2008.

This coupling atrocity will always be breaking news. Until the inevitable Divorce or Bleething occurs.

# posted by douchebag1
12:36 pm June, 5 jonezy said...

PrickPancake

12:36 pm June, 5 jonezy said...

ChoadSausage

12:38 pm June, 5 jonezy said...

VagHash

12:45 pm June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

We’ve seen alotta chin merkins on this site but that one is particularly nasty.

12:49 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Meh. I’m over her. Brooklyn Decker is where it’s at. And she’s married to a decidely non-Douche tennis player and all around dude’s dude, Andy Roddick

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Speaking of that cannibal dude in Florida, he’s posted a Yelp.com Review. LULZZYZZEZZ !

12:51 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

She’s got hot dogs for guns.

12:51 pm June, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

You know she is into that fuckstick of a hairstyle of his or else he wouldn’t keep doing it. Good for them for making it work. This goes into my Famous People I Could Give Three Shits About file. That thing needs to be alphabetized its getting so big.

12:52 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

12:57 pm June, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

Reading the comments from Jan 2011 makes me realize how much I haven’t changed. Good for me for continuing to push that ball up that really steep hill. I’ll get laid someday I guess.

1:25 pm June, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Twatwaffle must be broke cause hot looks like she hasn’t eaten in weeks. Waaay too skinny. Maybe should hang with Dreuche for a few weeks to fill out a little.

1:27 pm June, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Totally kidding Dreuche ! Just making a little joke. I’m sure your body mass is totally in line with the AMA guidelines. I don’t want to incur the wrath of Dreuche like some other guy around here who thought he was above average height.

1:46 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

I’m pretty sure this dude played Pitch in “Santa Claus vs The Devil”…
ewq

1:51 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

1:53 pm June, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her head has to be filled with expired tapioca to stay with this colossal ass clown. I’m sure a typical conversation with them would go like this:

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“So, what’s the secret that kept you two together for so long?”

“Uhhhhmmm, derp. Derp derp derp. Uhhhhhhhhh. PICKLES!”

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Yeah, that seems about right.

2:18 pm June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Vin Douchal you are the best!

2:43 pm June, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is no ordinary cohabit. Unlike the misguided Bleeth whose evolutionary wires get crossed in the presence of preening douche rags, this one is more about epic low self esteem. So she has gone and found herself the most unworthy clinger she could find. Someone who will be totally dependent on her as well as totally eclipsed by her. From the looks of him, I’d say mission accomplished.

2:44 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Enought tits and ass, enough I says

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Here’s yet another Mo’Fo on the guitar you’ve never heard of, Scotty Anderson ( how in HELL’s name does he do those harmonizing leads by himself? Day-um)

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Back in the day:

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2:45 pm June, 5 pingu305 said...

Wat ever happened to two word Tuesday.that was pretty funny

2:45 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

And more recently:

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2:55 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

^ I’ve tried playing with myself but never got near his level.

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I should trying doing it with a guitar I suppose.

6:31 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vin had me until the too much tits and ass comment followed by videos of an old dude and a guitar.

6:31 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Plus Marissa Miller’s husband is a boner kill.

8:20 pm June, 5 Stephanie said...

I’ve seen this fuckstick twatwaffle,he washes cars for a living.

9:34 pm June, 5 Bag em, Tag em said...

this guy totally tilts the hell out of me. Marisa is my all time favorite hot, and this choad makes me want to kill a penguin.

And trust me, you have to be pretty pissed off to want to kill a penguin.

4:01 am June, 6 CB Popped said...

This couple typifies this entire site.

This DB angers me so much,,,,thank God for some of the Bag Hunting characters here to take my mind off of these two.

Scotty Anderson, right hand technique.

^Darksock, a Fender Telecaster is one of the best electric guitar choices you can make in general. Just a big plank of wood and strings, nothing fancy, no bells and whistles. – Makes you learn the instrument, akin to an acoustic.

4:06 am June, 6 CB Popped said...

– The Hellecasters, for anyone that doesn’t know of them.

Baddass, tasteful, mature, phenomenal guitar trio.

1993 son.

“Inspector Gadget” theme song

Check them out, then Youtube Danny Gatton.

7:23 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

I like the Strat sound, but I can shred on a Telecaster. It feels natural when my hand grasps tight around the neck, much like with Mr. Marissa Miller, who should be sodomized with a toaster.

8:16 am June, 6 CB Popped said...

Appliance Sodomites – concept album.

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