Wednesday, June 6, 2012

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Determined to wow their fellow students at the Learning Annex’s extension class, “Experimental Theater and You,” Sunny and Albert’s performance of “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” ended only in tears, shoe polish stains, and a scorching case of thigh rash.

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9:18 am June, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Needs paint remover…at least she does. Before the thigh rash is unbearable…

9:22 am June, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

Few things are more humiliating than being raped by a van painter.

9:24 am June, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

Snakes smell with their tongues.

That snakes smells about nine dicks.

9:24 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thank you for your proposal but I think we’re going back to the gheko.

9:24 am June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’d just like to let everyone know that the “snake” on her chest is really a life-size image of well, my snake. It took me a while to trace around it but I think the results are well worth it.

9:25 am June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Miss Saigon: The Amphibious Chronicle

9:27 am June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Salad Tossers of the World Unite!”

9:27 am June, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Life after “Gray’s Anatomy” was not good for Patrick Dempsey.

9:28 am June, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Patron’s of the Pink Clapper were stoked to learn that the salad buffet now included free crabs.

9:31 am June, 6 Baron Von Goolo said...

A surprise to no one, Steve was cast as Bottom.

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Don’t get that one? Read a fuccen book, freshman.

9:32 am June, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The Last Temptation of Christallmighty

9:36 am June, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@The good Baron

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Nice reference to Shakespeare’s classic, “A Mid-Summer Night’s Anal Violation by Uncle Lloyd who was asked at the last minute to babysit while Mom and Dad went down to the Indian Casino to try and win back the Chavelle.”

10:04 am June, 6 crazed aborigine said...

No thanks, I don’t really like fruits in my green salad

10:06 am June, 6 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Stay away from the Brown Acid

10:08 am June, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

Forbidden fruits (and nuts).

10:11 am June, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

The compost pile in the garden of heden…

10:13 am June, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m guessing she has experience posing.

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I’m thankful the photographer has experience posing men.

10:14 am June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And the winners for the 9th place best triers medal went to Todd and Stacy for their submission “Well Manicured Bush and the Face of Crabgrass”.

10:18 am June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Todd and Tammy were crestfallen when their submission to be the King and Queen of Round-up was never answered.

10:21 am June, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Baron

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“Masters, spread yourselves.” Sorry for the implied visual as it relates to him at least.

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Thespians

10:38 am June, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Welcome to the jungle: it gets worse here every day

10:41 am June, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Last call in the ultra lounge of good and evil: trust me, do not order anything with ‘forbidden fruit’

11:09 am June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

GAAAAHHH. Forget the “puberty” explanation … There’s our real reason I stopped playing D&D.

11:16 am June, 6 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

I see where the Keebler elves come out. Tell me it ‘taint so!

11:38 am June, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

“Body Paint: The Musical,” coming to the Branson Variety Theater in beautiful Branson, Mo. Featuring an appearance by Yakov Smirnoff.

11:41 am June, 6 hermit said...

I agree with Charles. We can all thank Christallmighty for that dudes left calf.

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(all except Nancy)

12:34 pm June, 6 Wheezer said...

Taking The Illustrated Man to disturbing depths…..

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R.I.P. Ray Bradbury:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/science-fiction-author-ray-bradbury-dies-144137431.html

1:56 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

You look hard enough, you can see bush

3:45 pm June, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, thanks for acknowledging my pain. I would kill for some vas deferens reveal. Or veiny sack reveal. Whichever is easier.

3:49 pm June, 6 eyedouche said...

Dem apples be bursting with knowledge.

5:23 pm June, 6 Olddog1 said...

I don’t know, I think I see some “Golden Globes” in there.

6:49 pm June, 6 Stephanie said...

The dog sniffed it ,lifted it’s leg and peed on it.

9:14 pm June, 6 Sofa King said...

She is delectable even with the silly body paint. His eyes are disturbingly close together and the look on his face indicates either ennui or an overdose of stool softener.

Clenching.

9:43 pm June, 6 creature said...

in this fresco Adam’s outstretched finger presses a babboons asshole…releasing a torrent of mango impacted fecal shower

3:14 am June, 7 CB Popped said...

^Dreuche,,,,lol.

I believe “VSR” (Veiny sack reveal) is easier than “VDR” (Vas deferens reveal).

6:18 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

I saw VSR in ’89; they opened for ELO.

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