Monday, June 11, 2012

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The Third Annual Holistic Proctologist Convention got off to a rousing start in Cancun after Dr. Lieberstein’s keynote speech, “The Physiognomy of Pear,” inspired a rousing debate among the graduate students.

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9:13 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Conjoined Quadruplets, “The Cinders”, spend a last night at the beach sponsored by KIIS-FM prior to their surgery. Biff Cinders was heard stating, “No more quivering the day after Chili Night

9:14 am June, 11 CCroom said...

Feel the pear – be the pear.

9:15 am June, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

23rd Annual Holistic Liposuction Practitioners Convention held this year at South Padre Island.

9:19 am June, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Lovely sky, no?

9:22 am June, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

FantASStic!!!

9:35 am June, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Bootylicious!

9:38 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The new Greek supergroup “Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy” find the groupies in the USA less to their liking than the ones back home.

9:43 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Stavros, Balki, and Bartholomaios seem to be making the best of it after their jobs at “The Second Mile” have been temporarily been put on hold.

9:44 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Wow. Just wow. I can’t believe I put that one up.

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pedophiles We are, ped state!

9:46 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last kiss eats turd.

9:46 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bro, Bro, you fart? Bro!

9:48 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts it’s lips on the buttocks or it gets the shower. Brown showers.

9:48 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“By the time I get to Houston, I’ll be smiling.” OPA!

9:49 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kiss it now before it turns 30!

9:49 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Stavros, you will be centipede’s head. Then order will be Magda, Paulino, Katia, and then Jerry. Opah!”

9:50 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The female strippers were a hilarious addition to the man pile.

9:52 am June, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is the only time Vinnie’s lips have ever touched cottage cheese.

9:53 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

*sniff sniff* This one is waaaaaay too old for Loukaniko hiding.

10:14 am June, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Little Luigi Smallmanito’s prayers have been answered.

10:17 am June, 11 creature said...

haberdashery took a surreal turn on the New Jersey Crazy Hat runway as Joey & Tony give a good luck kiss prior to donning their fleshy chapot’s

10:18 am June, 11 creature said...

new from Ronco, InflattaTush

10:20 am June, 11 creature said...

groundbreaking night in the primitive art of Lip-o-suction

10:21 am June, 11 creature said...

chapeau’s???

10:23 am June, 11 creature said...

boil draining races…provocative, no?

10:25 am June, 11 creature said...

confusion reigns at ‘Smack’a Ass’ telethon!

10:26 am June, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Smiling Jim is smiling because he knows Vinnie and Tony are tasting his oyster sauce.

10:45 am June, 11 Evilmoose said...

Vinnie and Frankie were upset their kiss was broken up by a beautiful woman’s ass….the nerve of that girl.

10:57 am June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Spring break on Mykonos turned ugly when when the sororities from the University of Lesbos tried to take over the island.

11:10 am June, 11 CB Popped said...

Succulent pear, I don’t blame those guys one bit.

I gotta get some pear – chomp into my life immediately.

11:30 am June, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

A Tail of Two Buttcheecks

11:33 am June, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Ass Ahoy!

11:34 am June, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Chicken Fights – Ur Doing It Wrong

11:39 am June, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As Confucius says, “Two bald headed men put their heads together; make an ass out of themselves.”

11:41 am June, 11 creature said...

Polish cheek bussing

11:59 am June, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Kiss the rings bitch, the sphincter rings that is.

12:30 pm June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Come, smell my thumb. You get prize for guessing how many and who. What? Why you walk away?”

1:35 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Lennie and Joey tugged fiercely, both unaware that they’d bit down on the same rectal bore worm at the same time.

1:35 pm June, 11 DarkSock said...

Annie loved the new inflatable buttocks her plastic surgeon implanted; however she wished the blow up nozzles had been more discretely placed.

2:18 pm June, 11 Los Douches said...

Those are some of the gayest looking dudes I’ve ever seen here, and that is saying a lot.

8:11 pm June, 11 Mr. Biggs said...

Butt crabs meet head lice?

8:11 pm June, 11 Mr. Biggs said...

Now casting for Human Centipede 2: Miami

4:07 am June, 12 Guid is Good said...

Spiro and Stavros think kissing some Euro ass will put off the austerity. Unfortunately they are still in the shitter.

4:59 am June, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think Dickens wrote about this:

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It was the pear of times, it was the douche of times. — A Tale of Two Douches

6:17 am June, 12 CB Popped said...

I wonder what Champagne Katie’s rectal polyp thinks about this?

4:14 pm June, 12 pedro the lyin" said...

Seven Asscheeks!

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