Monday, June 11, 2012
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The Third Annual Holistic Proctologist Convention got off to a rousing start in Cancun after Dr. Lieberstein’s keynote speech, “The Physiognomy of Pear,” inspired a rousing debate among the graduate students.
Conjoined Quadruplets, “The Cinders”, spend a last night at the beach sponsored by KIIS-FM prior to their surgery. Biff Cinders was heard stating, “No more quivering the day after Chili Night
Feel the pear – be the pear.
23rd Annual Holistic Liposuction Practitioners Convention held this year at South Padre Island.
Lovely sky, no?
FantASStic!!!
Bootylicious!
The new Greek supergroup “Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy” find the groupies in the USA less to their liking than the ones back home.
Stavros, Balki, and Bartholomaios seem to be making the best of it after their jobs at “The Second Mile” have been temporarily been put on hold.
^ Wow. Just wow. I can’t believe I put that one up.
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pedophiles We are, ped state!
Last kiss eats turd.
Bro, Bro, you fart? Bro!
It puts it’s lips on the buttocks or it gets the shower. Brown showers.
“By the time I get to Houston, I’ll be smiling.” OPA!
Kiss it now before it turns 30!
“Stavros, you will be centipede’s head. Then order will be Magda, Paulino, Katia, and then Jerry. Opah!”
The female strippers were a hilarious addition to the man pile.
This is the only time Vinnie’s lips have ever touched cottage cheese.
*sniff sniff* This one is waaaaaay too old for Loukaniko hiding.
Little Luigi Smallmanito’s prayers have been answered.
haberdashery took a surreal turn on the New Jersey Crazy Hat runway as Joey & Tony give a good luck kiss prior to donning their fleshy chapot’s
new from Ronco, InflattaTush
groundbreaking night in the primitive art of Lip-o-suction
chapeau’s???
boil draining races…provocative, no?
confusion reigns at ‘Smack’a Ass’ telethon!
Smiling Jim is smiling because he knows Vinnie and Tony are tasting his oyster sauce.
Vinnie and Frankie were upset their kiss was broken up by a beautiful woman’s ass….the nerve of that girl.
Spring break on Mykonos turned ugly when when the sororities from the University of Lesbos tried to take over the island.
Succulent pear, I don’t blame those guys one bit.
I gotta get some pear – chomp into my life immediately.
A Tail of Two Buttcheecks
Ass Ahoy!
Chicken Fights – Ur Doing It Wrong
As Confucius says, “Two bald headed men put their heads together; make an ass out of themselves.”
Polish cheek bussing
Kiss the rings bitch, the sphincter rings that is.
“Come, smell my thumb. You get prize for guessing how many and who. What? Why you walk away?”
Lennie and Joey tugged fiercely, both unaware that they’d bit down on the same rectal bore worm at the same time.
Annie loved the new inflatable buttocks her plastic surgeon implanted; however she wished the blow up nozzles had been more discretely placed.
Those are some of the gayest looking dudes I’ve ever seen here, and that is saying a lot.
Butt crabs meet head lice?
Now casting for Human Centipede 2: Miami
Spiro and Stavros think kissing some Euro ass will put off the austerity. Unfortunately they are still in the shitter.
I think Dickens wrote about this:
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It was the pear of times, it was the douche of times. — A Tale of Two Douches
I wonder what Champagne Katie’s rectal polyp thinks about this?
Seven Asscheeks!