Saturday, June 9, 2012

Comment of the Week: Magnum Douche P.I.

MDPI sums up Goose Running and wins the coveted HCwDB of the Week:

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Bro in pic looks like he’s at his mother’s funeral. Cheer up buddy. You just paid $500 for bottle service at The Pink Pony and now get the company of Mercedees (note the unique way she spells it) for the next hour. She’ll enlighten you with her stories of how she would have gone to Cosmotology School if she hadn’t gotten knocked up by that no good unemployed loser Vinnie when she was 16, and again when she was 18, and again when she was 20.

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# posted by douchebag1
12:14 pm June, 9 fatness said...

Nicely mocked.

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In the photo above, the booger twins pretend to be admired by Suzy and Samantha while Amazon Annie, background, calls in the laser strike from the mothership.

1:22 pm June, 9 The Dude said...

I learned how to tie bikini bottoms in proper knots when I was in third grade last week. mmmmmmmmmmmow!

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oh, and why? why do the hotts gravulate to creatures like these? fuck all

1:23 pm June, 9 The Dude said...

p.s. – congrats, maggie. Nice job!

1:51 pm June, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Hott-Chump-Hott-Chump-Mannequin

2:13 pm June, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

I totally would have gone to Cosmetology School too if I never got that real job. How do you have three kids with the same fuck up? Maybe I should save that question for RevChad’s lady. Anyhoochie, awesome job Mags P.

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@The Dude 1:22p, glad you’re doing better. I was worried about you after that Pitbull/J.Lo incident. Friends don’t let friends listen to bad music.

3:47 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I hate opening pools! Even worse with inferior helpers! It is amazing to me, still, that intelligent women can be so fucking stupid. I mean stupid like fucking piles.

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And that was very concise MPID.

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Kreepy Krawlies

3:48 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^MDPI. Son.

3:51 pm June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Congrats to Magnum Douche P.I., that being said the chicks in the above pic are Hott and the guys definitely qualify as D-Bags.

3:52 pm June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

I peed in Rev Chads pool once…… It was in a dream though. Sorry about that Rev.

4:20 pm June, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Well done P.I.

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This picture has hot chicks and douchebags. The simple things really make life worth living. Now if the Heat lose tonight I’ll really be happy.

4:22 pm June, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

What the hell is that bleeth in the background, top left wearing?

4:23 pm June, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Ah, summer in Jerz!

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http://www.ijhotbodies.com/

4:26 pm June, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

More Jerz goodness….

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http://www.nj.com/prom/

5:19 pm June, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

I miss Hermit’s tales from the hovel. There, I said it. Carry on about your Saturday.

6:22 pm June, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

I just watched the first hour of Jersey Shore Shark Attack. I am now going to kill myself.

6:46 pm June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I hate studying full-time year-round. Where did it all go wrong? Was it the abortion? The business cycle? Fucking Ontario government and Wall Street that’s who. You cocksuckers. University at 47 fuck off. I’m going to get properly stoned.

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At least it’s not as bad as this trailer. Sweet fucle Son.

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7:20 pm June, 9 Monsignior Chados Kroegeroplopolous said...

Maria Sharipova is like a flaxen goddess of my penis.

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I got a bottle of Canadian Whiskey on the Devils.

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Jean wears a red hat.

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We got some new stuff called “Jean Guy” from Quebec.

It has hints of light pine with a chocolatey strawberry aftertaste. Mellow buzz help the beers go down. Must remember to eat and take vitamins man.

10:13 pm June, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Snap!

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Fuccher in the pink shirt probably smells like Lidocain and nutsack, while screwdriver ‘bag is monster trucking through his midlife crisis 13 years early, replete with a tricked out Suburban with chrome spinners and Tapout decals.

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Tammy and Lynn once were soaked in the youthful aroma of orange peel, fabric softener, and fresh pubescence. Now their disrespected panties reek with the acrid stench of rust and clotted fetus juice.

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The best part of these turgid fart stains dribbled down their moms’ ass crack long ago.

10:28 pm June, 9 Jeet Kune Douche said...

That blondie on the left is so good looking it’s painful.

Oh My God……

4:52 am June, 10 CB Popped said...

Agreed – Sharapova is one of the most fwappable creatures on Earth. Especially now.

Fuckin’ Devils – they only have 3 Stanley Cups and the best goalie,,,why should they have any chance of a comeback?

6:31 am June, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m honored and humbled by this award. For all you kids out there, this just goes to show you that if you work hard and mock the bag with all your might, you too may be rewarded. And by rewarded I mean look at tasty pear.

7:41 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Wait, that’s our only reward? I can look at butt cheeks anytime I want.

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Raw deals.

12:30 pm June, 10 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OK, I’m gonna say it –

that blondie on the left is the HAWTEST chica that’s been on this site, EVAR. Everyone and everything else in that pic is invisible because of Blondie’s Atomic Hawtness.

Makes Champagne Katie look like Hulk Hogan.

To disagree is to admit that you are a Shiny Heiny Rump Gaucho.

3:00 pm June, 10 Shiny Heiny Rump Gaucho said...

You’re wrong.

7:29 pm June, 10 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

@CB Popped: “VSR”? Vagina Shave Reveal?

5:49 am June, 11 CB Popped said...

VSR = Veiny Sack Reveal….coined by none other than Dreuche.

6:42 am June, 11 DarkSock said...

Jacques should get comment of the week for next week because of his take-down of the Pear’s slobbering tooterbugs.

6:42 am June, 11 DarkSock said...

Rump Gauchos.

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