Friday, June 1, 2012

Danny Gets Lucky

A little hope for the guy in middle management who likes to get freaky in his bathrobe and watch “Game of Thrones” while eating ice cream directly from the carton on weekends.

Good on you, Danny.

May those hills of the Targarians offer you hatching dragon eggs.

# posted by douchebag1
9:08 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If those ten haikus were not postworthy, next week it’s twenty.

9:09 am June, 1 Southern Scrotic said...

“This is costing him $2k an hour,” she signs.

9:12 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

For the love of fuck, somebody left the reality distortion filed on again.

9:13 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^field

9:15 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

And by lucky you mean a 3 minute pump for $3500 in the room at the Mirage

9:21 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That Sofia Vergara sure has a soft spot(s) for the nerds.

9:23 am June, 1 hermit said...

Reverend Chad is pissed

went to the monkey hole well

one too many times.

9:27 am June, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

I’m not expert, but that looks like a porn star to me. Not Danny.

9:30 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Danny has been coding for months straight, surviving on Jolt cola and Captain Crunch right out of the box. But his work is about to pay off. He will revolutionize the way we use the internet… the cloud, the search engine, social media, porn, it will all become one! Danny will be the richest internet mogul of them all, and have the hottest Colombian girlfriend ever to scratch someone’s eyes out over the last Louis Vuitton special edition. It’s all coming together for Danny…

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Oh no, It’s the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE…

9:34 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have an idea. Let’s call it The Next Big Thing(tm). We get some old fashioned closed back headphones from China with a big area on the ear cup for a logo. No here’s the genius part. Wait for it…. we get some hot young rapper to endorse this headphone and put his name on it!!

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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

9:40 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

How can we live in a world where I have to constantly change my name due to Stage 5 clingers, where RevChad’s haikus are irrelevant and this guy gets to pay this woman to hang out with him? Maddening I tells ya, maddening.

9:44 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

She if douchier than him. Duckface, hand gestures, moob reveal. I’m fighting the urge to save him from that douche.

9:49 am June, 1 Stage 5 clinger said...

Where’s Pooch Spackle? That was one funny dude.

10:05 am June, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

While youse guys are arguing about whose who with these other names, I’m seein’ some hint of an areola on the left boob.

10:08 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Danny spent all those years at Pace night school, earning his accounting degree, just to become employed by Anabolic Video.

10:11 am June, 1 Douche Meter said...

Adams apple, man hands–yep Danny got lucky if your definition of lucky is a tranny hanging on you.

10:15 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

@Stage 5 Fluffer, well ever since someone commented that they thought it it meant dog ejaculate, I realized I needed to change it to something classier.

10:19 am June, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Wallnuts, with aureolas the size of the Close Encounters mother ship, it’s bound to happen.

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Drueche is having an agitated conversation with herself. It must be Friday.

10:42 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

@McCrudeshoes, I’m assuming my I’m not crazy, you’re the one that is crazy argument is pretty moot at this point. Why fight it? Obviously I knew the time would come where I could no longer hide behind my at least six distinct personalities. The jig is up on my online shenanigans and I’m sorry if my mental illness caused any confusion. Now if you’ll excuse me I must go take the rap for that guy eating that other guys face off thing.

10:51 am June, 1 Others guys face said...

You gotta drag me into this mess? I was just trying to get my nude sunbathing on. My trim, athletic body was glistening in the sun and the next thing you know I got a wombat on my face.

10:53 am June, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Danny’s got that I’m jewish and a big movie producer, how about a role in my new film vibe going.

10:54 am June, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

and I remember back in the good old days when a mocker only had one fake persona. Ah, the good old days.

10:58 am June, 1 Lil Douchie said...

She’s indicating how many times he has paid for her boob jobs.

11:35 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

@MPI, the good old days were obviously very boring. Throw caution to the wind and pretend to be your Aunt Sue to see if RevChad offers to imbibe during your lady time. It’s really quite exhilarating.

12:16 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Danny likes to “fink he’s freaky” ever now and again. As long as his circle of male friends, his boss, and his mom don’t know he’ll do just about anything. What “she” knows and he doesn’t is that she’s got two of ’em and they’re both twice as big as his.

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Udder punchers

12:57 pm June, 1 CB Popped said...

He’s very un – douche in my book.

1:25 pm June, 1 Douchble Helix said...

He’s Luke Perry in “Tombstone”.

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She’s no one you want to see up close.

6:15 pm June, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jazz Hands / Nancy: Actually its embarrassing enough psuedonyming through some bad 80’s tv show persona, its just the first thing I thought of when I happened upon this site a couple years back. I start pretending to be somebody’s aunt and I may have to check myself. But please, feel free to continue on with your multi-disorder.

11:06 pm June, 1 Stephanie said...

Hot Chick with Nerd Bag.

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