Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Esoteric Wednesday

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Octomom Meets the Loompadouche **1/2

Another tame film in the “Octomom” series, this half-baked 1953 snoozefest never brings the charm of the first in the series, “Octomom and the Stupid and Easily Gullible Reality Television Audience.” This entrant in the Octomom series tells the continuing story of the former reality television star, this time forced to do sleazy pornography and hang around with man-tanning orangoid muscle-building mutant douchebags in a last ditch attempt to cling to fame. The film’s political critique of Eisenhower-era nuclear anxiety is deft, and a comic sequence involing hair brushes, an out of control vacuum cleaner, and a vat of crisco, was quite suspenseful. But otherwise, a film to be avoided.

– Leonard Maltin, “1001 Movies About Octomoms and Douchebags” (Knopf Publishing, 2002)

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# posted by douchebag1
6:40 am June, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

OctoMom starting a new genre in porn; Boner Kill Porn.

6:42 am June, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is it me or does her face just scream “I’m down for Bukkake”?

7:11 am June, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

^For that matter so does Loompadouche

7:13 am June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

May I be the first to suggest Closet of Poo. May I have a second. I must puke. And by puke I mean have a couple of frosties, a little Purple Kush (primo pain killer), and try to rub one out to Octomom?

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Let’s see if the porn filter is on yet.

7:20 am June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Porn filter not working. What about the children?

http://www.sunporno.com/tube/videos/494424/nikky-thorne-fisting-sexy-redhead.html

7:35 am June, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

When you really thing about it who wouldn’t want to see a vagina that 14 kids were shat out of? I mean I loved it when I went to the circus as a kid and that itty bitty fuckin’ car would roll up and like 27 guys in clown suits popped out.

7:41 am June, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Rev Chad’s choice in porn, considering the picture is highly apropos.

7:44 am June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

If you feel the need to have 14 children may I suggest becoming a teacher. Sure we’ve all wanted to birth our own baseball team at some point but really? Aren’t they’re enough baseball teams out there to manage right now? Anywho, thanks for populating the planet with more you Octodong. Can’t wait till your kids are old enough to use Google.

8:06 am June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Octomom is the bigger douche outta these two.

8:10 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

At first glance he looked like a lamp. Like the leg lamp in The Christmas Story movie.

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In a strange way, my mind interpreted this scene as a salesgal blathering away on HSN pitching that there were only 123,000 left at $27.99 so haste was in order.

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Once the haze cleared one can plainly see it’s a moron and a midget…

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8:11 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

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In this next gif, cameramen take their positions in Octomom’s pussy for her masturbation porn video:

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8:45 am June, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

If the filter is still not working, here is the “leaked” (not really) copy of the octomom video. Really just a preview so they think you’ll actually plop down $30 for the whole video.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/06/21/octomoms-longer-masturbation-video-leak-of-the-day

8:52 am June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am very confused after seeing men skydiving into her hole and MDPI’s clip. My midsection can’t decide whether it is aroused or producing a violent turbine of pastrami diarrhea explosion.

8:52 am June, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Brain bleach. Or boobies and pear. NOW.

10:52 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

She got 8 dildos fused together like a throwing star.

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That gave me an idea…brb

10:55 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

10:56 am June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So I’m guessing that she’s accepting some kind of award for having the 15th one come out of her shitter and NOT be stillborn? Oh wait, yes it is. Nevermind.

11:00 am June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And with a giant THWUUUUUCK! the 15th of the litter came out a little more done than the rest after the D&C equipment was powered down.

11:02 am June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And after power-fisting herself with Mr. Hankey for 87 mind-numbing minutes to the lilting strains of Tonetta, Timmy Turdlinger first saw the light of day.

11:20 am June, 27 DarkSock said...

She’s pretend-jacking off the scale model he has of himself

2:10 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

Vin, that cave clip is mesmerizing when you’re stoned. It made me wish I were stoned, so guess wha’ happen? pfffffffffffffffft…

2:28 pm June, 27 hermit said...

Db1 ftw

6:06 pm June, 27 Guid is Good said...

Octomom poses with another one she squeezed out earlier.

8:54 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

This one takes turds to a whole new level.

9:04 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

whoop there it is,poop there it is.

12:23 am June, 28 Little Willie said...

The skinny faggot is wearing a lime green dress.

2:46 am June, 28 CB Popped said...

Not sure if Brain Bleach or Throwing Dildoes is the better of band names.

Dreuche is right, she is a bigger DB than the poo work out clown.

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