Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Fingers McShmucksalot Shows You His Fingers

There are ten of them.

Pink Kelly offers Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. Do not question the power of Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. They are the perfect combination of firm and soft. Strength and tenderness.

Those who have experienced Power Thighs of Thunder Taut know for which ode I sing.

# posted by douchebag1
3:01 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like four and four half fingers which to my calculations equals ,…. er,…. 6 total. And two thumbs.

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The fingers were snapped off by the bear trap installed in “Power Thighs of Thunder Taut’s” vagine by her hubby before he let her go to Vegas with her girlies

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Rightly so

3:03 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Dude on the right’s like 14 years old. But his pecker is in the right place for the ole in-out

3:21 pm June, 6 Douche Springsteen said...

Fingers McShmucksalot deserves nothing but our derision, he’s worked so hard to earn it (not really) but I’m having a really hard time hating on Jake Largeman. He’s John’s younger brother, second from the left there, and he is having a REALLY good time. Party on, Jake.

And DB1, I know The Ode To Power Thighs of Thunder Taut by heart.

3:23 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Jean-Aldo Largeman thought he was posing with the blonde MILF but ended up squeezed in the middle of a sausage-fest ….

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Red Drinks Rule! What’s this called fellers?

3:42 pm June, 6 SomeGuy said...

I have the urge to hook Fingers up to enough voltage to get an arc between his fingers.

Dude on left gets zero Pink Kelly contact but all kinds of groin-to-reclining-douche contact. I’d advise watching the obits for the result of his impending self-immolation.

3:51 pm June, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

Nice broharem Blondie. I like your style.

4:39 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thunder Taught may be aloof. She may be PTP. She may be a tease. But I think she’s going to be airtight, even with these guys. They have cocks!?%^$

4:42 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Sigh … Power Thighs of Thunder Taut … how I long for them every minute I’m away. Guess I have new motivation to go out now.

4:43 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have just bid adieu to my parents who are heading to Newfoundland where my father will likely become the next national president of the Royal Canadian Legion (Respect). Fuck they let me in even though I never served. (respect). He fully concurs with my D-Day rant from earlier in the day regarding hipsterbags and shit. And Dr. Bunsen I saw your support and share your pain brother. I hate everything too.

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4:44 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

FYI guys I’m off Facebook for a while. So this is my methadone.

5:15 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wow! Just stoned Son.

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5:35 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Actually, this pose has some redeeming value, aside from the Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. The four guys in back look very non-douchey and genuinely happy to be in the presence of Power Thighs of Thunder Taut. Only the douchebag on top is worthy of any mock, and Power Thighs of Thunder Taut doesn’t seem too engaged with him. If he were out of this picture, Las Vegas could have a worthy promotional pic.

6:31 pm June, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would use the bathing suit adorning the torso of Power Thighs of Thunder Taut as a Jizz Mop when I was done ejaculating hither and yonder all about her lower body. Jizz Mop, I says.

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PToTT is a Hall of Fame moniker.

6:44 pm June, 6 Stephanie said...

Someone forgot to flush.

7:13 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How the fuck did I forget how much I wanted to fucle Kate Bush with my huge 13 year old cok?

7:31 pm June, 6 Wheezer said...

Jessica Simpson looks back on these days and…..shudders, thankful these pics never got out until well after her career was over.

7:40 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I should have skipped the last doob.

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7:41 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Seriously I could talk all day waxing on the virtues of PToTT. Especially considering our culture apparently likes its women looking like 10 year old boys. How many women have I pleaded with that they looked great, lovingly fondlingly pleaded with them … ?

7:44 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

I’m willing to bet this is actually a party of five. Douche on top is just some cabana troller who saw the opportunity to infect an awesome vacation photo.

7:46 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

I both envy and pity the guy on the right. If I were him I’d be trying to control a jackhammer.

8:46 pm June, 6 Sofa King said...

I’ll bet she could crack a walnut between her PToTT. Or my skull. I would risk it.

11:25 pm June, 6 The Dude said...

Hole lotta notta’s here, ladies and germs.

6:28 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

She could kegel a railroad spike into a nice set of guitar strings.

8:02 am June, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I bet kid on the right could throw it in PToTT and finish off before she could even figure out what happened. And for that he gets my respect

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prem. ejac.

10:09 am June, 7 fatness said...

Power Thighs of Thunder Taut?

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Damn, I thought it read “Power Thighs of Thunder Twat”.

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Never mind.

3:16 pm June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev 7:40

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Thanks for the stroll down amnesia lane. My brother (dead and much respect) introduced me to GFR when I was but a wee Bunsen. Good god could they fuccen rock! Why can’t we have more bands like this now? Oh yeah, they wouldn’t appeal to 12 year old girls.

3:22 pm June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why should any of the douches in this pic be smiling? If I had Fingers McShmucksalot on me for even a nanosecond he’d have urethral damage from those sunglasses being passed through his fudge factory and out of his pimple-sized birth defect. Man I’m still in a pissy mood.

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