Friday, June 22, 2012

Friday Haiku

Sir Roofus Malfoy

Tries to glamour a Muggle

With his tiny wand.

on top of the Albino

the wheelbarrow should have stayed

Pit of Despair, indeed

— Melvil_Duchi

The zombie Hitchens

Scours London for bath salts

And Anglo call girls.

— Capt. James T. Douche

She always dresses

To suit the occasion. This

Occasion was drapes.

— The Reverend MonkeyHole Kroeger

Hot chick with Fatt bag

British Empire continues

Millenial fail

— The Dude

Lord Autumn Bottom

Wants to show Ms Twiggy his

Yellow Submarine

— saulgoode42

Guy in this photo

Makes me ask the following;

Is Gregg Allman dead?

— Doucheywallnuts, I says

A much closer look

Reveals rare double lapels

Ray Charles dressed better

— Charles Douchewin

No style change for Steve

Since his grunge band broke up in

Nineteen ninety five

— Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

Oh those were the days

Elf extra in Lord Of The Rings**

Downhill spiral since

— Et Tu Douche?

ddd

**10 points to Gryffindor for Et Tu – D.S.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:19 am June, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Old Brit baggery

Still macking on young brit birds

I’d pop her cherries

6:23 am June, 22 The Dude said...

Two chicks in this pic

One hott and one really not

Fat one has two chins

6:25 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The guy from Warlock

Has not aged well, he smells of

vile desperation.

6:27 am June, 22 Colossus of Choads said...

Rick Wakeman’s lank locks,

hindering organ practice,

Must embrace clippers.

6:30 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cockney accents with

Gin breath go a bobbing on

Limey wanker cock

6:31 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Linda lived in the one

City in England where the

Toothpaste was sold out.

6:32 am June, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It’s Paris Hilton —

The Later Years. Keep that Porn

Vid away from me!

6:32 am June, 22 Melvil_Duchi said...

on top of the Albino

the wheelbarrow should have stayed

Pit of Despair, indeed

6:32 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her cherry returned

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

6:33 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fat limey sleazebag

Enjoys golden showers but

Gets London steamer.

6:35 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Atheists baffled

Christopher Hitchens boozed up

Corpse hits on warm poon.

6:35 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doctors have told us that

You are what you eat. This guy

Ate a pail of grey.

6:36 am June, 22 macfleckchoad said...

Jenny enjoys her

Volunteer work: she helps the

Local retard home.

6:36 am June, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

In her empty cup

Cherries become metaphor

Their lives on the rocks

6:38 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Allistair Crudley

Gonna get his darks arts on.

Self-fisting is awesome.

6:38 am June, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Minoxidil failure!

Put it where you DON’T have hair!

But NOT GSR.

6:38 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Limey scum douchebag

Gets a suprise later it

Smells like fish and chips.

6:39 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lady Guy didn’t

Tell this creep that he was in

For a treat.Cock tip.

6:39 am June, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

.

Minoxidil failure!

Put it where you DON’T have hair!

But NOT GSR.

6:41 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It fetches the wand

Or it gets the hose. Get the

Fucking hose you bitch!

6:41 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

British pervbag asks

That she put the gyroscope

In his limber “boot”.

6:42 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She always dresses

To suit the occasion. This

Occasion was drapes.

6:42 am June, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Tom the Inventor

Built a new lady-bot girl

Used his clothes to dress

6:42 am June, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Black can be slimming

Light colors suggest more pounds

Lines show gut ballon

6:43 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His coy smile and cool

Jacket hide the body stench

Which lingers in crotch.

6:45 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you think she’s bland

Wait till you see her mother

Camilla the horse.

6:45 am June, 22 The Dude said...

Hot chick with Fatt bag

British Empire continues

Millenial fail

6:45 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douchius Mallfoy

Washed out of Hogwarts trolls bars

For muggles to wand.

6:47 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pouchy Limey bag

Deep into kink wants her to

Peg him with Big Ben.

6:47 am June, 22 saulgoode42 said...

‘Ere, ‘ave a drink, luv

Whoi, Oi don’t moind if Oi do!

God Save the Peen, luv!

6:50 am June, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

A much closer look

Reveals rare double lapels

Ray Charles dressed better

6:50 am June, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Lord Autumn Bottom

Wants to show Ms Twiggy his

Yellow Submarine

6:51 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Doughy ass Brit Bag

Has a license to ill likes

His tea felched from Bleeths.

6:53 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sir Craven Morehead

Fresh out of jail for sniffing

Queens dirty knickers.

6:57 am June, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oh those were the days

Elf extra in Lord Of The Rings

Downhill spiral since

7:04 am June, 22 johnnyapplesack said...

Michael McKeon

Banged Tom Petty, this is their

Lenny Heartbreaker

7:04 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The zombie HItchens

Scours London for bath salts

And Anglo call girls.

7:05 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The darkness in the

Room was caused by the shadow

Of Dark Sock’s member.

7:06 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Uninspiring

Is this couple of “Nottas”

Ugly; The New Douche?

7:08 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Gunnar Nelson, or

Is it his twin bro Matthew?

Hair band days long gone

7:11 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Guy in this photo

Makes me ask the following;

Is Gregg Allman dead?

7:11 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He just realized his

Colostomy bag had burst

Butt gravy for all.

7:14 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

The big lapel look

Is big at Slytherin House

Helps Malfoy score gash

7:15 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He sends cock pics to

Kate Middleton oops went to

Queen, off with his head!

7:16 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Olympic chairmen

Show off smart new uniforms

For potato sack race.

7:18 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Paunchy, pale and blonde

Makes this heinous bleeth get wet

Heinous bleeth, I says

7:18 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douchious Mallfoy

Entrusted with Voldemorts

Enchanted butt plug.

7:20 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Not-so-Great Britain

On display in this photo

And I hate the Queen

7:24 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Creepy Anglo bag

Fantasizes about strap

Ons in cleft anus.

7:24 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In olde Londontown

Lived a butcher name Sweeney.

Sold Mon Pubis pies.

7:26 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hermione Largeman

In the background casts a spell.

The Gaseous Horcrux.

7:27 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Old Empire

Is dead but I want Pippa

To give me head still.

7:27 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

I want to know where

“Beautiful People” party

These 2 sure don’t know

7:29 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Pippa loves to fuck

Since the crown was put in her

Royal Monkey Hole

7:35 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New Olympic sport

This year is haggis fucking

He is reigning champ.

7:35 am June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Leprechauns are here

Forget about the Zombies

I hate the Irish

.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2163115/Move-zombies-Man-left-bloodied-screaming-pain-attack-bunch-leprechauns.html

7:37 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hairy Potter: The

Deathly Swallows. Beatrix

Bones Griffendor.

7:40 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Harry Potter and

The enchanted bowlwinder

I still don’t get Brits?

7:42 am June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pippas ass begs to

Be drilled hard by the meat lance

Meh the Brits ain’t bad.

7:48 am June, 22 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

He’s page 19 in

“The Big Book of British Smiles”

So he keeps lips closed

7:51 am June, 22 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

No style change for Steve

Since his grunge band broke up in

Nineteen ninety five

7:52 am June, 22 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Why do I always

Start writing these damn haiku

After picks go up?

7:53 am June, 22 Morbo said...

Sarah gives Mayan Eye

Roof tries for mysterious

Both blow men later

7:57 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

Take a 2nd look,

Ich etc.;

you’re up, sie ist heiß

7:58 am June, 22 DarkSock said...

Bath Salts J. Mascis

Wants to show MoneyPenny

Dinosaur Jr.

8:11 am June, 22 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Male pattern baldness

Cirrhosis of the liver

Little time is left

8:14 am June, 22 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Steve doesn’t know that

For ten years her vagina

Has been dripping yeast

8:33 am June, 22 CB Popped said...

Brett Michael’s cousin,

Never got a record deal,

Still pulls in the hotts.

8:50 am June, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Widow’s peak he has

Widow is what she hopes for

Hello S.S. check

8:56 am June, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Where you been?” he asked

“You’re living all over me,”

she replied, “Freak scene.”

10:30 am June, 22 Zee Douche said...

Mortal Kombat’s Raiden

Can’t shoot lightning bolts anymore.

Brit Chun Li is safe.

http://cl.ly/122f1F1X2a1f0n1v2y00

10:35 am June, 22 Zee Douche said...

Lol, take a look, am I wrong here?

http://cl.ly/3J2z2r1i3O2n3e201W0K

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