Friday, June 1, 2012

Friday Haiku


The wee man exclaims,

“¡Yo quiero Taco Smell!”

Old Bob has sour cream.

OR:

“I like a little

Mexican in my women”;

Says Literal Bob…

Bob the big winner

Gets a free round of salsa

Caught the ping pong ball

— Capt. James T. Douche

Frodo took wrong turn

instead of Mordor he found

Guadalajara.

— Douche Wayne

Larry tastes locals

Selection of tequilas

Wakes up kidney-less

— Vin Douchal

Spicy mons reveals

tattoo, midget reveals his

portable toilet

— Capt. James T. Douche

The keepers at the

Tralfamadorian zoo

mix and match humans

— Charles Douchewin

Mexican Gothic

Juanita y Juanito

Donde es Pitchfork?

— Doucheywallnuts

Taco, Burrito

What’s coming out her speedo?

A midget with dip!

— Jazz Hands

Three aliens land

In Mexico and assume

Normal family guise

— saulgoode42

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:21 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Peyote buttons

turn an average Don Pablos

into midget trip

6:22 am June, 1 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Hott pegs Ron Dorkus

GSR Herp Warning Poke

Tiny Bandido grins

6:24 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Carmella Binger

employs midget distraction;

has hand on wallet.

6:25 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Air brush shirt seven

Uncle Larry gives a thou’

Chips, salsa thrown in

6:26 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Larry tastes locals

Selection of tequilas

Wakes up kidney-less

6:26 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Spicy mons reveals

tattoo, midget reveals his

portable toilet

6:27 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Bob gets notta pass

but will not leave Mexico

with kidneys intact.

6:27 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

^ DAMMIT VIN!!

6:28 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Now, El Torito

Donkey, midget jack off show

Will go nationwide

6:29 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Steve-O in ten years

dipping his balls in hot sauce

for ride home from bar.

6:31 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mini Mexipimp

And Bob haggle over price

Adds salsa for free!

6:31 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Is’t a real poncho?

I mean mexican poncho

Or Sears poncho….?

.

.

Mmmm, no foolin?

6:31 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Rosa got tattoo

on back for johns to aim for;

Map of Hawaii

6:32 am June, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Can you read her crotch?

Do you think it is “smell thees”?

Would it smell like paint?

6:34 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Frodo took wrong turn

instead of Mordor he found

Guadalajara.

6:37 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

“I loved you in Oz!”

Shouts Bob; thinks he’s getting in

to Lollipop Guild.

6:37 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bob leaves Mexico

Sans kidney, but gains a new

life friend with peen herps.

respect Vin and DW

6:37 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nobody eats chips

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey hole.

6:38 am June, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It’s Free Entry night.

At the Local Butt Hut® bar.

Too bad it is Gay.

6:38 am June, 1 saulgoode42 said...

Girl 7’s headlights

Are due for an adjustment

Tito brought the dip

6:40 am June, 1 saulgoode42 said...

You think this looks weird

Wait until you find out that

They perform for kids

6:43 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Big Lupe finds new

Guy for bad sister Little.

Cums with condiment.

6:43 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bob buys pink taco

Finds a chorizo, wee man

offers him salsa.

6:44 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spunky Gonzalez.’

Fastest small man in all of

Mexico. Farts cheese.

6:46 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy Frijole.

El Gato in her pants. A

Riba! Ariba!

6:46 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bob the big winner

Gets a free round of salsa

Caught the ping pong ball

6:47 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

For fifty pesos

She will light her farts on stage

Wee man brings the fuel

6:49 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tummy tat says

No Mas. By “no mas”. She means

Foreskins. Andele!

6:52 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There’s a hundred and

Four days in summer vacation.

Phineas Gone Wild!

6:52 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bob tries out jukebox

In Tijuana, she queefs

La Macarena

6:54 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Aye, Aye, Aye..Aye.

I am a Frito Bandito.

And poon pirate too!

6:54 am June, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

Dystopian scene

Midget with disentary

And balth salt salsa

6:56 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The dipping sauce is

For when cockarachas start

Falling from snatch.

6:58 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Herb Alpert and the

Tijuana Gash. Where’s Charo?

Who friggin cares mang?

6:59 am June, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bob shows his special.

Order the ‘7’ and get

A l’il everything.

7:02 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Little Juan Arnold

Is thrilled that Winnie flunked out.

Get’s job at brothel.

7:04 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bob leaves Mexico

Comes home with a bad case of

Crotch cucarachas

7:08 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

So THAT’s how it’s made

Thinks Vin, “King Taco Red Sauce”

“The gift that gives twice”

7:11 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Dyspeptic Larry

From wee man’s red hot salsa

And Conchita’s queefs

7:11 am June, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

The keepers at the

Tralfamadorian zoo

mix and match humans

7:13 am June, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Salsa looks good, eh?

Don’t want to know where Bob is

Hiding the Churros

7:14 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Bob obviously

is a man who gets salsa

from New York City.

7:15 am June, 1 The Dude said...

“7” said “No Mas!”

When the gyroscope was put

In her culito.

7:17 am June, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Her shirt is painted

While the men folk get aquainted

They all end tainted

7:18 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bob looks like he is

Kestering Colombian

Gold back to Glendale

7:27 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Six weeks later Bob

Gets Montedoucheas revenge

Dick and balls rot off.

7:34 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

The salsa is free

but they charge for toilet use

by the gallon. Ole!

7:37 am June, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

Mexican Gothic

Juanita y Juanito

Donde es Pitchfork?

7:39 am June, 1 saulgoode42 said...

Three aliens land

In Mexico and assume

Normal family guise

7:45 am June, 1 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Puddy, Elaine and

Mickey Abbott try Seinfeld

Reboot. Epic Fail.

7:47 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

In Mother Russia

YOU wear sombrero and bring

salsa to midget!

7:49 am June, 1 rhinestone doucheboy said...

how does one compare

salsa to picante sauce

rick bayless weeping

7:52 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Bob’s suggestion of

“a little Mexican” took

Too literally.

7:58 am June, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

Harry Dean Stanton

Now opening restaurants

With midgets and bleeths

8:01 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

Taco, Burrito

What’s coming out her speedo?

A midget with dip!

8:01 am June, 1 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Tranny number sev’n —

Both balls AND boobs are blue.

“Her” boner “dwarfs” his.

8:04 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

There are twenty health

code violations in this

pic. Can you find them?

8:11 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

Bob would rather dip

his balls in your salsa than

Seven’s mouth. Wait, what?

8:20 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

The Donkey Show has

been cancelled. Please accept our

free nips and salsa.

8:22 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

A midget, a hot

chick and a fucking weirdo

walk into a bar…

8:22 am June, 1 Douche Wayne said...

Congrats to Capt. JT Douche for double win! (although my personal favorite of yours, “peen herps” didn’t make the front page).

8:30 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

@Douche Wayne, I’m going to have to disagree. I thought his use of “crotch cucarachas” was better. Nice work Cap’n.

8:40 am June, 1 Tanath said...

while incredibly awkward, i don’t really see much douche in this pic…

8:48 am June, 1 Jazz Hands said...

@Tanath, but do you see a little douche?

9:00 am June, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hey! Alright got a twofer on that one! Cheers to you Douche Wayne and Jazz hands and all the bag hunters out there have a great weekend!

9:19 am June, 1 Collaz B. Popped said...

Bath Salts are so fun,

Civilization is done,

Except for this site.

12:59 pm June, 1 Jeet Kune Douche said...

YOUR TITS IN MY MOOOUUUUUTH

Lucky number seven chick

GONNA DO YOU HHHAAAAAAARRRRRD

1:10 pm June, 1 Morbo said...

Ignoring warnings,

Bob drank Mexican water

bad, bad dreams ensued

1:12 pm June, 1 Morbo said...

What does rock bottom

look like? This. Bob headed for

AA on Tuesday

1:15 pm June, 1 Morbo said...

Bob loses his way

on trip to can; burning poops

not only problem

8:51 pm June, 1 Anonymous said...

the wall behind them

writhes in agony at what

stands in front of it

11:13 pm June, 1 Stephanie said...

The midget just runs around with chips in his hat and salsa in the bowl.

6:37 pm June, 3 Only Women Bleeth said...

Mine eyes could deceive

but that tattoo looks strangely

like New Zealand map

2:14 pm June, 6 Canadian Bacon said...

She’s not Mexican!

Doesn’t anyone else see

the New Zealand tat?

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