Friday, June 8, 2012

Friday Haiku

It’s douche/bleethe gumbo!

But it’s missing something though…

Toss in a toaster!

~~~

“I love Jacuzzis!”

Thought John, unaware of Jan’s

Savage flatulence

Fetid bath water

Reeks of taco farts and shame

I hope he got laid

— Et Tu Douche?

A threesome sours

When poor anal hygiene fouls

The water and mood.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Bo Derrick on left

Not named after star. Oil rig

Is her deal. Leaves spills.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Hey! That’s no bathtub!

That’s Andre’s big-ass toilet!

Now give ‘er a flush!

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Dysentary is

Always more fun when shared with

Those real close to you.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

She has her leg up

Since the tub stopper was put

In her M****y Hole

— Doucheywallnuts

John forces a grin

Trying to hold anus tight

Corn bath for the Bleeths!

— Capt. James T. Douche

Anal Leakage meme

reverberates on this thread

Pass the Olestra

— SonnyChibaChoad

The smiles will soon

Fade away to psychosis

When bath salts kick in.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Time to call plumber

Sewage pipes backed up again

Draino can’t fix this

— Charles Nelson Douchely

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:23 am June, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Fetid bath water

Reeks of taco farts and shame

I hope he got laid

6:24 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

It is a good thing

Herpes is not spread through

Murky bath water

6:25 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Belmont Stakes Pre-

Party at Douchey Wallnuts’

Pass the gin. N’mean?

6:26 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Well you know my name

Is Simon and I like to do

Drawing. Oops! I shat.

6:26 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey! Rub a dub,dub.

Three tools in a tub. Got there

By being douchebags.

6:26 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Jan ponders toe fung

While John thinks to himself

Release the Kraken!!

6:27 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that your leg or

Did your cock grow? That’s not my

Leg baby! Suck it!.

6:28 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did somebody queef

A Santorum? Cause that’s not

Bubble bath floating.

6:30 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bo Derrick on left

Not named after star. Oil rig

Is her deal. Leaves spills.

6:30 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douche delights in kink

Is getting ready for his

Rockstar® enema.

6:31 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Somehow this guy got

‘Two giggle chicks into tub with

The Willow’s torso.

6:32 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is that yellow can

TSP? That’ll clean grease!

But that just leaves ooze.

6:32 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girl in green only smart

One. Holds her nose before bag

Springs a sloppy leak.

6:33 am June, 8 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Can’t believe his luck

Bleethe ponders golden shower

Day-Old Queef lingers

6:33 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

John forces a grin

Trying to hold anus tight

Corn bath for the Bleeths!

6:34 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hazing ritual gone

Bad. You pick up the ugly

Guy. But no three-ways?

6:35 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He hasn’t shaved chest

Since the gyroscopes were put

In their Monkey Holes.

6:35 am June, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

Looking out of place

Like crap in a urinal

Please flush them away

6:35 am June, 8 Purplep Punguine said...

Indoor tub sun shades

Ment to hide red eyes of tears

Unknown urine water

6:36 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

An hour later

EMT’s arrive to pull

Johns pecker from drain.

6:37 am June, 8 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Anal Leakage meme

reverberates on this thread

Pass the Olestra

6:37 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Green girl thinking of

How badly it went last time

Roomate had the piles.

6:37 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hey! That’s no bathtub!

That’s Andre’s big-ass toilet!

Now give ‘er a flush!

6:37 am June, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

Fish food bottle on

Side of tub ready for the

piranha release.

6:40 am June, 8 saulgoode42 said...

Jan is still waiting

For her custom-made signage:

“Push Nose For Service”

6:40 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A threesome sours

When poor anal hygiene fouls

The water and mood.

6:40 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sweet tile job on the

Tub. Less grout makes for easy

Enema games cleanup.

6:42 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dysentary is

Always more fun when shared with

Those real close to you.

6:42 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

John Ravolta tries

To manage his rep. This says,

“Men? I don’t do Men!”

6:43 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

John enjoys suction

Places anus over drain

Douche guts soil tub.

Palahniuks

6:44 am June, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

She has her leg up

Since the tub stopper was put

In her Monkey Hole

6:44 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reminds me of the

Time my roomate had to have

Genital warts lazered.

6:45 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Turd water is so

European enjoy the

Hepatitis A.

6:46 am June, 8 Douche Moore said...

Friendly romp in the tub

turns serious

when the tennis balls are introduced.

6:46 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dude’s having fun. A bit

Queezy. Won’t feel it when girls

Ride his limb-free stump.

6:48 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bernice, on the right.

Proudly shows her digit. Gave

John Prostate Exam.

6:49 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That is not what they

Mean by boiling the crabs

Now shave your pubes off.

6:50 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New age Jacuzzi

Saves lots of energy. But

Causes geenhouse gas.

6:50 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Susan on the left.

Struggles to hold her bile in.

Bad smells/wrong places.

6:52 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her girls! Did you hear About Miley Cyrus? Yes

Way! Let’s have a bath.

6:52 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The smiles will soon

Fade away to psychosis

When bath salts kick in.

6:54 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Jan ponders fearful

Mishap with the enema

Gangrenous toes soon.

6:54 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the water

In the bathtub. Put water

In the fucking tub!

6:56 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Homoslavian

Synchronized Swim Team tries new

Moves before London.

6:59 am June, 8 saulgoode42 said...

Human Fozzy Bear

Transformed Miss Piggy and Kerm’

Into his sex slaves

6:59 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After borscht and beer

Bender. Khasakstan Trios

Prepares for liftoff.

7:00 am June, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

Throw a hot toaster

Into this cauldron of poo

And make us happy

7:00 am June, 8 UFO Destroyers said...

Nothin’ says lovin’

Like a tub full of hot brown

Olestra discharge.

7:00 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I said twenty this

Week but I fucked one up. Here

Comes twenty-one. Son.

7:02 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In a few minutes

The kids will have a viral

To rival TubGirl.

7:02 am June, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

Pensive expression

“Who’s leg is that on the wall?”

It’s yours, you dumb whore

7:04 am June, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

Mitch Cumsteen smiles

In his mikvah bath of poo

On Shabbos? Shonda!

7:06 am June, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drunk again. Rev

Chad tries to get it on with

Wife and Lenny’s chick.

7:12 am June, 8 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Time to call plumber

Sewage pipes backed up again

Draino can’t fix this

7:18 am June, 8 Capt. James T. Douche said...

With any luck the

Hot water boiled his nuts

and killed all his sperm.

7:18 am June, 8 Doucheywallnuts said...

Bleeth tries to figure,

“Is it a queef or a fart?”

They both make bubbles

8:10 am June, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Stoopid fuccen job

Made me miss stellar Haikus

Nice work sick bastids

10:08 am June, 8 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

WTF? Why won’t this poetry post?? 6th time>

.

.

The hair in the drain

Has mutated to life forms

Not sentient, though.

1:51 pm June, 8 CB Popped said...

Three Rectal Polyps

And a bathtub full of poo,

Yabba Dabba doo.

8:47 pm June, 8 Little Willie said...

Rub a dub dub, three turds in a tub. That sickening bathtub ring suggests that one or more of these wonderful fuckups doesn’t wipe their posterior after taking a runny dump and they are all enjoying a soak in what’s left over from 3 newly washed ‘n rinsed out backsides. Hell they all probably peed in there too and its gotta stink pretty bad.

6:09 am June, 9 Olddog1 said...

Jethro and his sister wives

Enjoy a three ring ceremony

Sisters and cousins.

9:11 am June, 9 Morbo said...

Sally in green sees

with horror a stray leg John

cut off last hooker

—-

Rub a dub dubstep,

Three assholes in nasty tub

whose is dirtiest?

12:17 am June, 13 Anonymous said...

Brown tepid water

Cold scum ring around my legs

Fuck it it’s Friday

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