Friday, June 15, 2012

Friday Haiku

Screams rend the sea air;

Jon pulled away; his nipple

Stayed with Urchin Bra.

Ladyboy of the

Sea trolls the docks for new ports

For sea cucumber.

— Capt. James T. Douche

Motorboat spiked boobs

Result: bad head injury

Jon will try again

— saulgoode42

King Henry of Jaune

Crossed the lake on a jet ski to

Feel the rasp of boob.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Mandana tilt guy

Swigs sunscreen rubs on vodka

Bros, set him on fire.

— ehcuodouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:35 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sea urchin boobie

Covers and nipple piercings

For the epic loss.

6:36 am June, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Why does Luis laugh?

He knows Min’s bra is not her

only thing that points

6:37 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Suck me Suki makes

A deal with a fake Latin

King herp sores galore.

6:39 am June, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Sea air and bright sun;

recovery program for

lobotomy ‘bags.

6:39 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nipple ring McDouche

Will get a big suprise when

Bratwurst is revealed.

6:40 am June, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Appearing tonight!

“Jesus and Bicycle chain”

A free show … of course

6:42 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She doesn’t eat fish

Since the gyroscope was put

In his Monkey Hole.

6:42 am June, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Bad head injuries

6:42 am June, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Civil war head wound

and Vietnamese war bride:

post traumatic stress.

6:43 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ladyboy of the

Sea trolls the docks for new ports

For sea cucumber.

6:43 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her gyno says she

Can’t have sex with him. But her

Dentist gave thumbs up.

6:44 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Giants coccks don’t make

Up for brain damage. Or Chris

Brown head gear. Slap chop.

6:45 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He only wear yellow on

Days when flying Wallendas

Cross Niagara Falls.

6:45 am June, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

So Headwound Harry

Convalesces with Nurse Min

Those in back hold wretch.

6:46 am June, 15 saulgoode42 said...

Motorboat spiked boobs

Result: bad head injury

Jon will try again

6:46 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yellow Sandusky

Says. “Where the fuck are all the

Kids. I love the kids.”

6:47 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Back in Saigon she

Was a big hit shooting a

Banana from snatch.

6:48 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the background we

A man trying not to laugh loud.

Lumberjack Largeman.

6:48 am June, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Lots of muscles are

overcompensating for

an inverse wiener

6:49 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They call him Mellow

Yellow. Douchebag. They call him

Mellow Yellow. Docuhebag.

6:50 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

King Henry of Jaune

Crossed the lake on a jet ski to

Feel the rasp of boob.

6:51 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His other headband

Is a Caesar salad. He’s

Known as a tosser.

6:52 am June, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Tia Carrere

Said, “Rest your head on my chest.”

“Thanks. Once was enough.”

6:52 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She bought her way to

The States by doing donkey

Show five times per week

6:52 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That bandana won’t

Look so good if Pee-Wee shows

Up and bitch slaps him.

6:54 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s a hard knock life.

Dr. Evil created

Musclinator thing.

6:56 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Douche bag attempted

Trepanation now has a

Great job as door man.

6:57 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Go ahead. Knock the

bandana of my head.” Bob

Conrad laughs from grave.

6:58 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Saigon Suki can

Lift depeleted U-238

With her monkey hole.

6:58 am June, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Do NOT consider

Foreign clinics for male ‘growth’

His knob is plastic!

7:00 am June, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Scratches from spike bra

not as bad as razor burn

from unkempt snapper.

7:00 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Missing frontal lobe

‘Roid body, bandana and

Tranny equal win!

7:03 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Do not attempt bewb

Screw, massive peen trauma will

Ensue, good laugh though.

7:03 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jelly Savalas

Doesn’t go for lollipops

Sucks dew rag drippings.

7:04 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She has a hidden

Talent, yodels star spangled

Banner from her clam.

7:05 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With economy in

Shambles. Greek royalty trades

Crowns for seniors Huggies.

7:06 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If you her boobs

Are deadly wait ’til you see

Whats in her tail pipe.

7:07 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the backgound we

See Lumberjack Largeman’s bro

Shorty stifle a laugh.

7:07 am June, 15 ehcuodouche said...

backwards mandana

tied by blind asian girlfried

bros know she’s a trap

7:09 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If you think her boobs

Are deadly wait ’til you see

Whats in her tail pipe.

7:10 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

South Seas ladyboy

Washes up on SoCal beach

Douchebag claims salvage.

7:10 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tokyo Rosascia

Loves big babies. She wipes up

His effluent with tongue.

7:12 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Guy in flannel shirt

Laughs because he sees what she

Has tucked sticking out.

7:12 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The guy looks so gay

He doesn’t need a target

For yellow showers.

7:14 am June, 15 ehcuodouche said...

Mandana tilt guy

Swigs sunscreen rubs on vodka

Bros, set him on fire.

7:15 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her queefs smell like squid

His nuts smell like limburger

Cheese, a perfect match!

7:15 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pedobear likes

Burly men with nipple rings

And baby headgear.

7:18 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her labia look

Like Cthulu made a home

In her monkey hole.

7:18 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After filming last

Movie, Ed Harris wakes to find

He cannot speak. Yea!

7:21 am June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fans of 80’s songs

Couple goes to festival

Two cocks beat as one.

7:23 am June, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They pose together

She took home the trophy as

Her cock was longer.

7:23 am June, 15 The Dude said...

Grandana-wearing

Old pirate guy deserves a

Nottadouche this time.

7:25 am June, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Lars traded in his

Real Girl for Chinese model

Cheaper and smaller.

7:35 am June, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douchebag wears the chain

Of old 70’s pull tabs

That is so retro!

8:43 am June, 15 JanniGogo said...

With people in love

Tiny penis don’t matter

Wish she hadn’t one

8:47 am June, 15 Flounder said...

Jon doesn’t know truth

She is more man than he is

In more ways than one

8:53 am June, 15 Flounder said...

They laugh in background

They see what Jon does not see

The tuck job she did

9:09 am June, 15 Flounder said...

Since their Victory

Chang Sing has lowered standards

Meet Newest Recuit

9:10 am June, 15 Flounder said...

Since their Victory

Chang Sing has lowered standards

Meet Newest Recruit

*Spelling corrected

5:27 pm June, 15 Jeet Kune Douche said...

KILL THE DOUCHEBAG NOOOOW!!!!

YELLOW BANDANA LOOKS GAAAAAAAY

SHOOOOOT HIIIM IIIIN THEEE FFFFAAAACCCEEE!!!

(does that sound angry? 😉 )

5:29 pm June, 15 Jeet Kune Douche said...

asia hawt, spiked boobz

bandana boi full asstard

she is not impressed

5:31 pm June, 15 Jeet Kune Douche said...

yellow bandana

code for secrete sodomite

sexy asia smirks

3:25 am June, 16 CB Popped said...

Rev Chad 6:46 FTW.

Yellow Bandanna,

On A Douchebag that looks like,

Jerry Sandusky

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