Friday, June 29, 2012

Friday Haiku


Mmmm…nice firm Buddhas“…

Far away, angry monks

beat a Dolly Llama.

At my inner peace

With outer hostility

bitch-slapping this tool

– Charles Nelson Douchely

Crunches not working

For brunette. Salty diet caused

Stroke then she picked him.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Douchebag cops a feel

Tibetans spin prayer wheels.

Buddha clubs a seal.

– hermit

“I am destroyer

of dignity”. Bleeths giggle

but no enlightenment.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:41 am June, 29 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

At my inner peace

With outer hostility

bitch-slapping this tool

6:43 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He hasn’t read the Baghhavad-Gita

Since the gyroscope was put

In their Monkey Hole.

6:45 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fat Kardashian

Takes New York. She also steals his

Wallet and her tits.

6:46 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When I was a young

Boy my mama always told

Me. Fuck the slut girls.

6:46 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Life is like a box

Of weed. You never know how

Good it is until…

6:47 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy has a huge

Fortune two blow on these chicks.

One Benjamin, Son.

6:49 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kitty Cat Stevens

Wears his heart on his sleeves, Dad’s

Religion on shirt.

6:50 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hashberry Grape Kush

Has my mind exploring some

Visions in Haiku.

6:52 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crunches not working

For brunette. Salty diet caused

Stroke then she picked him.

6:52 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like blondie to

Give me a rimmer as the

Zombie Doom closes.

6:53 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ommmmmm….enlightnment

Four boobies beats two always.

Nirvana is near

6:54 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the Buddha

In the pail. What pail?

Chakra pail you bitch!

6:55 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Deepthroat Chopra has

Plans to manifest with these

Girls. Anal Fest plans.

6:56 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Not a huge douchebag.

Not the hottest chicks. Its half

off on site today.

6:57 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dullard Llama

Always says. ” Why bite two tits

When four twice the fun.”

6:58 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dullard Llama

Always says. “Why bite two…Go

Fuck yourseld Chopra.”

6:59 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The back of his shirt

Says. “My other God sits at

The right hand of Oprah.”

7:00 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blondie’s in until

He falls asleep and she get’s

That sweet big douche watch.

7:04 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Krisha says, “She who

Has Baby Daddie must share.

Hide fucking stretch marks!”

7:04 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His affirmation?

Slamming buttocks like butta

is spiritual, man.

7:06 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cunty McShitballs

Fakes it as Bhodisatva

Douche circle completes

7:08 am June, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sixpack Chopra has

Good feeling towards friends. Cock

Tip in butt feeling.

7:09 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Zen like state of douche

Reels the Bleeths in with Grey Goose

And Affliction aura.

7:12 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Black hair and blond hair

Bleeths ditch Cunty McShitballs

For yin yang clam bump!

7:12 am June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche epiphany:

“I kin profit from Prophets.”

Kahlil Gibran weeps.

7:17 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Buddhist follow path

Of peace but make exception

For this douche loser.

7:18 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dalai Llama weeps

Salty fuccen tears no one

Is safe from Grieco.

7:23 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cunty McShtiballs

Stole his shirt from PF Changs

Bleeths don’t buy his rap.

7:25 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This guys is a perv

Has an eighteen inch rubber

Wiggler of Buddha!

7:27 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Grieco virus

In the metaphysical

Realm nothing sacred!

7:31 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He looks like he does

Enjoy the aroma of

His own flatulence.

7:32 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Black hair and Blond hair

Bleeth share a double header

Without Buddha bag.

7:35 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Aviators are

A big signifier of

Douchebag and Bleeth life.

7:35 am June, 29 troy tempest said...

His dharma is poo.

Monkey holes for monkey brains

Samurai Scrote laughs.

7:37 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Blonde has a Buddha

Sized clitty darkie has a

Cobra like tongue, yes!

7:42 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He felches brotein

Out of his bro’s monkey hole

While in zen trance.

7:44 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Gyroscopes of the

Spiritual plane land in

Zenbags monkey hole.

7:47 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

How can we live in

A world where a website takes

A year to upload?

7:49 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If the dubstep bass

Drops in an empty night club

Does it make a sound?

7:52 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

What if today is

the day when the world’s greatest

haiku is written?

7:58 am June, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New strains of VD

Turn your cock into the shape

Of Buddha, peen burn!

7:59 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Lack of patience is

one of my tragic flaws. That

and sex addiction.

8:14 am June, 29 hermit said...

Douchebag cops a feel

Tibetans spin prayer wheels.

Buddha clubs a seal.

8:25 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How long must a douche

travel the same road before

seeing no movement?

8:25 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ That shit was too deep

this early in the morning.

More coffee needed.

8:28 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I am destroyer

of dignity”. Bleeths giggle

but no enlightenment.

8:33 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Siddhartha still on

journey to attain goals. These

three always clueless.

8:36 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s as deep as a

drop of water balanced on

the end of a pin.

8:38 am June, 29 Vin Douchal said...

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Tag: Dumbass, Friday Haiku

Add Yankee wussy

11:44 am June, 29 Wheezer said...

Today’s front pagers

don’t get formatting? But all

are tops nonetheless.

12:24 pm June, 29 DarkSock said...

WordPress actin’ up

‘Sock don’t know computer code

What The Fuck, Batman?

1:33 pm June, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Universe Collapse

Starts on Haiku page. Get Set

For really Big Bang.

7:18 am June, 30 Wheezer said...

The fuccen Mayans

are sabotaging front page.

A precursor? Hmmmmm…..

2:25 pm June, 30 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

If Karma be true;

“A douchefly he shall become,”

Prays the green Mantis.

3:26 pm July, 3 two douche one cup said...

melon breast blonde hott

time ticking hand pressure point

instant douchey death

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