Friday, June 22, 2012

Friday Thoughts and Links

Aye o’er sun dappled hills at peak o’ sunset…

Coffee pots percolate with douchal scent,

The dusk smells like poo…

The clattering of doucheboat arrives at dock,

The tragedy of the hotts… ne’ermore… ne’ermore…

— Excerpt from “The Tragedy of the Hotts” by Dylan Thomas, 1942.

Here’s your links:

Your cheesy 1990s Troma “Horror” DVD Pick of the Week: “Get your goddamn tongue out of my goddamn cousin’s mouth!”

Lego Batman. If the movie looked like this, I might care about it. As it is, redundant self-serious “high art” superhero disaster porn bores me to piddle.

John Mayer. Still out there. Still a douchebag.

Hebrew National Hotdogs not Kosher? That’s not kosher. Speaking of, that’s the title of my new sitcom idea, “That’s Not Kosher.”

This British kid is my hero. Slugworth deserved it.

Vice’s Guide to Dating Rich Girls is pretty spot on and humorous. Well worth a gander if you have time to kill this weekend.

Friends you should Unfriend on Facebook. Nickelback Fans for the Unfriending.

Shia LaBeouf stars in arty music video, reveals his penis.

David Lynch’s Rock of Ages. Now there’s a movie I’d see.

It’s almost summertime. You like fruit? How’s about some:

Pineapple Fruit Pear

Mmmm… juicy. and by juicy I mean butt.

EDIT: Site was down for awhile, but it’s back up, and these links are sweet, so apologies for the outage and enjoy…

# posted by douchebag1
11:46 am June, 22 Wheezer said...

Pineapple Fruit Pear? How about a nice Hawai’ian Tongue Punch?

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“Suuuuure!” she says…..in my dreams.

12:22 pm June, 22 DarkSock said...

John Mayer must be bludgeoned with one of his own turds. Immediately.

4:08 pm June, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

I’m fantasizing that Pineapple Fruit Pear goes down easier and more often than this site does.

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Enough with the Kosher superstition already, dirty cattle are cleaner than clean Hasidim.

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I saw the Toxic Avenger in the movies.

4:55 pm June, 22 douchebag1 said...

Site is super slow, but hang in there, will get it fixed over the weekend…

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– management

2:20 pm June, 24 Dickey Fingers said...

Is that a water front trailer park or trailers on barges?

7:38 am June, 25 creature said...

pineapple pear poops ripe guava balls

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