Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Goose Runners and Bra Reveal

This is another pic of a standard issue club-scrape pudwack posing with a lady in a strange bra-revealing dress.

One pic is a specimen.

Two pics is a trend.

Like Herpster Glasses and Native American Headgear, is the neon-bra-reveal a new standard in Bleething of Hot Chick?

# posted by douchebag1
11:36 am June, 6 jonezy said...

triangle reveal is a trend I could get behind. And by get behind, I mean pee in

11:36 am June, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Buy one bottle of Goose and you can goose the bleeth for free.

11:40 am June, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“So what yer sayin is, if I buy a bottle of Gray Goose for $327.00, I get to pose with one’a the waitresses for a pic on yer website?

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Here’s my card.”

11:40 am June, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

I think this look goes beyond the simple and somewhat subtle classic bra reveal, and is perilously close to being a flat out wardrobe catastrophe.

11:44 am June, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

Zombies are coming, again. George Romero, The Prophet.

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http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Wig-Theft-Suspect-Bit-Store-Owner-Cops-Police-157512815.html

11:47 am June, 6 The Dude said...

I still prefer the Hotts, have yet to see a pic where I’m thinking to myself, ‘self? wouldn’t you rather hang out with that guy instead of this hot chick?’

11:57 am June, 6 fatness said...

I can hear her screeching and whining from here.

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He deserves the torture.

1:00 pm June, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m holding out for mons veneris reveal. Anybody can reveal fake jugs once they’re paid for. But you can’t find a gloriously manicured mons so easily. I’d even encourage the occasional glans reveal for poor Nancy.

1:15 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Douchey Wallnuts

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My wife, although a Jew, attends her family’s fundamentalist Church of Christ every second Sunday with the alternate weekends being Holy Mass at my mother’s church. She saw all this Zombie shit last week and dragged me along to buy two minivans packed with canned and dry goods and 20 cases of water. Apparently the end times are indeed here. And my pantry runneth with food for a decade.

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I don’t often use bath salts, but when I do I’m not mixing them with weed and Xanax to be dragged of like Hannibal Lectur.

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Lectur, I says. Neposans.

1:16 pm June, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bro in pic looks like he’s at his mother’s funeral. Cheer up buddy. You just paid $500 for bottle service at The Pink Pony and now get the company of Mercedees (note the unique way she spells it) for the next hour. She’ll enlighten you with her stories of how she would have gone to Cosmotology School if she hadn’t gotten knocked up by that no good unemployed loser Vinnie when she was 16, and again when she was 18, and again when she was 20.

1:46 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

So clever! See, DB1, it’s your classic boob-revealing bustier, but since it’s not fit for public wear, she’s just matching it with a bra. That way she shows her allegiance to the S&M scene while still partying it up at da cluub… Oh those liberated women, they never cease to amaze me with their originality.

1:49 pm June, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Goosebag there is obviously way too dark and mysterious for me.

1:53 pm June, 6 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her uncanny valley

2:09 pm June, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Note the clothespin between her layers. The bra just dried and the t-shirt is still attached to the truck antenna flapping in the wind since she had to wash them when the Silas Botwin-wannabe barfed up the first half of that bottle.

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Fuck off, Silas Botwin wannabe

2:18 pm June, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Zombies>Tebow

3:39 pm June, 6 Douche Springsteen said...

I can’t tell if his expression is affected ennui or genuine strain from his little twig arms trying to hold up that bottle of Goose.

She’s kinda cute but having the bra out on display kinda ruins it. I want to guess what color it is. I want it to be a surprise when the shirt comes off. Now I know, and I just don’t care. The chase is better than the kill, someone needs to tell that to these bleeths.

3:48 pm June, 6 hermit said...

Those sweet love puppies are bubbling over with enthusiasm.

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Maybe the dumb bitch put her dress on backwards.

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Sue Ellen Mischke’s

4:02 pm June, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m thinking Hermit is right. This particular hoebag put her dress on backwards. Hoebags with Douchebags. I best copyright that shit before someone steals it.

6:47 pm June, 6 Stephanie said...

They let hookers into this place? Honey, bras belong UNDER your clothes.

8:59 pm June, 6 Sofa King said...

Pasties instead of a bra would be a much better look.That might also cure the thousand yard stare on the Goosebag.

3:10 am June, 7 CB Popped said...

The vodka bottle is bigger than his whole arm.

7:25 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

This is a staff photo; he just works there.

11:41 am June, 7 Wheezer said...

The Jim Carrey/Jenny McCarthy biopic should start filming soon.

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This couple had mixed results at the casting tryouts. Guess who’s getting a callback?

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