Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Greybeard Sins Against Nature

Not in this pic, although mugging Kelly is certainly a crime. I’m referring to last night. Greybeard’s crime against nature involved two ferrets, a frying pan, a a bag of chicken feathers, sixteen towels, a large can of WD-40, and a half dozen chocolate Easter eggs.

Kelly walked in on it and now they’re seeing Dr. Finstenberger twice a week, rather than once.

# posted by douchebag1
2:06 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

You forgot the plunger.

2:22 pm June, 27 hermit said...

Dr. F. is a strong believer in the therapeutic value of Marlboros 100’s.

2:33 pm June, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

Miles-of-rough-road celeb look-alike day continues with Helena Bone-em’ Carter.

2:50 pm June, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This dude is as old as the pharaohs. Oldbag, ya gotta use the Just For Men on the beard too.

3:17 pm June, 27 crazed aborigine said...

I’d like to see her without the shades. She might be HoH material, hard to tell.

3:27 pm June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

GBeard loves Splash Kingdom Waterpark so much he got their front door tatted on his arm.

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It’s an I.E. thing. You city bitches wouldn’t unnerstan’

3:31 pm June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Later, GBeard takes his date nearby to the classy WigWam Motel to have chlorinated coitus

3:37 pm June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

The next day on the way to Vegas for a Woo Party at The Palms, GBeard would glance at “The World’s Tallest Thermometer” in Baker, CA and utter, “ I sure hope that’s an ORAL thermometer…”

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3:40 pm June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

GBeard drove by Randy’s Donuts and turned to Kelly and stated, “FINALLY , a cock ring in my size! “

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3:55 pm June, 27 douchebag1 said...

I think Vin Diesel is winning this thread.

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– management

4:06 pm June, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Alotta miles on that beard, no doubt about it. Old gray beard is well seasoned and traveled in the circles of douche and is no stranger to Pthirus pubis infections in his beard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse

4:31 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Bob Horndog.

4:31 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Old Mons Quiver.

4:34 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My name is Reverend Chad Kroeger and I approve this message. Son.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2GDQ0O8IU

4:37 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Greybeard invented this act.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsROL4Kf8QY

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Ya old sods.

4:38 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

I could win this thread too if I traded blowies for pic post priveledges. You should see my hilarious sign series. But being the lady that I am I only trade blowies for the opportunity to give more blowies.

4:38 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Greybeard drinks wine out of these.

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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Methusula

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Old dirty drunks.

4:45 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger What The Fuck Is Wrong With The Site said...

Wait! That dudes likely younger than me. But I have some advice for him. Dye all the hair skunkbag!

5:00 pm June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Crab Louse is a great band name

5:14 pm June, 27 Revf Chas Stoned said...

So I gots ome Carl YAgermeister for a belated Soltice party in the Druid circle on Friday with my rich friends cause I have a derivative for them to invest in, it’s too good to be true. It’s too good to be true cause it doesn’t exist. Never tasted the fucker before but it tastes like monks and cheese. I gots a few bottles just wondering if the 26 0z is too much for one night. Cheers.

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In Doob We Trust

5:22 pm June, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Meanwhile, in Jersey…

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http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2012/06/police_teaneck_man_pulled_gun_on_neighbor_for_farting.html

5:24 pm June, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Has anyone else noticed that we never see photos of douchebags mugging bleeths whilst wearing parkas, ski jacket, down vests or other cold weather apparel?

5:27 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Vin and DarkSock are like the Yankees of the comment threads. Sure, I could buy myself the Mock Series Trophy too if I was armed with pic capabilities.

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A-Rod’s holes.

5:34 pm June, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Meanwhile, in Zombie News.

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http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/

5:47 pm June, 27 Anonymous said...

Vin, that thermometer is next to restaurants called “The Mad Greek” and “The Bun Boy”. I highly doubt that it is oral.

6:01 pm June, 27 Guid is Good said...

Nice Tut.

8:46 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

Donald Fagen is really looking kind of old these days.

8:59 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

Vin knows where to go when he’s gotta hott date.

12:28 am June, 28 Little Willie said...

The Egyptian themed tattoo isn’t working for this loser. Makes him look like the asshole that he actually is. He makes his living as a gay male prostitute specializing in taking it up the ass and letting men sexually defile him.

2:57 am June, 28 CB Popped said...

I’m thinking “LouseCrab” for the band name…..

3:01 am June, 28 CB Popped said...

Stephanie – FTW

“That Donald Fagen is still pulling poolside hotts…”

8:48 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He had to switch his pick up line from “Hey baby, I’m Callum Keith Rennie, ya know, from Californication. Well, me and Douchecovny need and extra and you’d be perfect for the part.” to “Please, please, please take a pic with me so I can prove to my buddies that a woman will talk to me. I’ll give you $50.”

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