Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Harrison Ford Runs with the Goose

And the DB1’s entire world view implodes with the force of a thousand suns…

# posted by douchebag1
9:26 am June, 19 Geoffrey said...

Greygoose = Kirkland Vodka at Costco

you are welcome.

9:44 am June, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Nolberto Largehombre fist bumps his buddies after getting a pour from Señor Deckard

9:46 am June, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Pink shirt not happy about holding Harrison’s Murse

9:56 am June, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Calista Flockheart has sucked the life out of Harrison Ford, forcing him to work as a bartender to make ends meet…

10:01 am June, 19 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Chill DB1,

That’s just a scene from the upcoming:

Indiana Jones & The Temple of Douche.

7:22 pm June, 19 The Dude said...

Yeah, don’t be so hard on old Harrison. Is Goose autostooge?

7:32 pm June, 19 Guid is Good said...

Harrison Ford has been giving old, washed-up guys hanging out with too skinny younger chicks a bad name for years.

7:46 pm June, 19 Doucheywallnuts said...

Han Zero

7:55 pm June, 19 Wheezer said...

So where’s GROObacca, the Dookie?

7:57 pm June, 19 Wheezer said...

Maybe “GROOcaca” works better?

8:15 pm June, 19 Stephanie said...

The Empire Strikes Douche.

12:22 am June, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

HF is OLDBAG. Raiders 3 being the only exception (the one with the cup/chalice thingy. And Sean Connery.) (And that SUPER hawt german chick.)

5:15 am June, 20 CB Popped said...

The opening scene of Apocalypse Now is classic.

6:48 am June, 20 pingu305 said...

Goose and ciroc are both.overrated drinks thanks to rappers.

7:04 am June, 20 Douche Wayne said...

“THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE!”

7:05 am June, 20 Douche Wayne said...

“Its the ship that made the Ketel One in less than twelve parsecs.”

7:07 am June, 20 Douche Wayne said...

“Where did you dig up that old fossil?”

8:33 am June, 20 creature said...

Mr Ford is ok in my book….solid cat!

10:44 am June, 20 DarkSock said...

“Bantha Pu-doo!”

10:44 am June, 20 DarkSock said...

“The Pour is strong with this one…”

10:44 am June, 20 DarkSock said...

“Don’t get cocked, Kid”

10:46 am June, 20 DarkSock said...

Douche or douche not. There is no “try”

10:50 am June, 20 DarkSock said...

“Traveling through Plinky’s Mom ain’t like douchin’ crotches, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a starfish or bounce too close to a pooper-hover, and that’d end your trip real quick, wouldn’t it?”

3:58 pm June, 20 Anonymous said...

That’s no bartender. That’s a douchebag.

6:06 pm June, 20 Stephanie said...

Mr Ford is ok in my book….solid cat! Bitch,please.

He plays the same roll in every film I’ve seen with him in it.

I’ve never seen this guy stretch out into a real 3 dimensional character. Wooden Harrison I calls him.

3:41 pm June, 21 Duschinstein said...

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Douche

11:05 pm June, 21 ehcuodouche said...

He appears to be pouring vodka normally and doesn’t have the goose bottle down his crotch, so score one notta for harrison ford.

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