Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Herpsters Suck

This reminder brought to you by scarves and the letter “E.”

# posted by douchebag1
4:17 pm June, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

They all look like street bums!

So – what does one called a female that is attracted to such detritus?

Douchebags have baguettes; herpsters have……..?

4:38 pm June, 5 hermit said...

^ genital warts

5:13 pm June, 5 A Distant Shadow On THe Road Less Travelled said...

^Inverted cocks.

5:14 pm June, 5 A Distant Shadow On THe Road Less Travelled said...

The only thing worse than herpsters is Mark Ruffalo.

5:43 pm June, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

Theres a story of a douche named Herpster who had three table cloths scarves of his own…The Douchey Bunch.

6:28 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are these pictures from one of the “Occupy” rallies?

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Also, can a castration be considered not malicious?

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http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/woman-64591-car-squeezing.html

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Ouchers

6:34 pm June, 5 Douche Springsteen said...

Nuke Williamsburg.

7:10 pm June, 5 Little Willie said...

That squeezing the balls story made me wince. YOW! That’s gotta hurt!

7:13 pm June, 5 hermit said...

“……..they all had blisters ‘taint, like their mother, the youngest one was gay.”

8:03 pm June, 5 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would gladly strangle every hipster with their own scarf and then send their dismembered feet to the Canadian Parliment, or to Rev Chad.

8:10 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Normal person : BO!<br.

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Herpster 1: B.O.? I don’t smell anything…

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Herpster 2: Are you going to let him say that to you?

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Herpster 1: Yes. Yes I am

8:22 pm June, 5 Stephanie said...

The Hollywood Squares of Crap. Where’s the gay guy in the center -Paul Lynde to block.

8:23 pm June, 5 The Dude said...

Dreadful.

8:25 pm June, 5 The Dude said...

hermit 7.13pm — delayed reaction to the genius of that one!

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Marshas

9:17 pm June, 5 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

At least the Asian chick with bangs and hand gesture is kind of cute…the only redeeming feature of this otherwise hideous montage.

11:41 pm June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Your haircuts are offensive to Russell Brand!

11:47 pm June, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This the kind of shit that drives people to fire bombing coffee houses and lace the French roast with strychnine! And when’s the last time any of you Whole Foods loving motherfuckers used a real bar of soap, not the shit that you and Moonbeam cooked up when you were smoking hash out of a lightbulb last week!

3:46 am June, 6 CB Popped said...

Russel Brandbags….

Hipsters = shit.

They flock to Williamsburgh from all lover the USA,,,spoiled, gentrified shit heads who move here and think they know what they hell they are talking about.

Stay home.

3:47 am June, 6 CB Popped said...

Men with scarves in summer = Auto Douche.

5:41 am June, 6 Olddog1 said...

I s it just me or have we been seeing a run of Herpsters with Asian Hotts? So they think they are John Lennon? The ladies are doing themselves a dis-service as Yoko is a lot of things, but Hot is not one of them. Having walked the mean streets of St. Paul lo these many years, I can say with authority that scarves in the summer are:

1. Unacceptable

2. dumb

and 3, Auto douche! even on the hotties.

6:28 am June, 6 Tony Ventresca said...

These are just ordinary hipsters, which can be found in any major city in North American (and probably everywhere). They reek of carefully prepared irony and even though their women seem hot they aren’t.

Sidebar: I know everyone loves to hate the Occupy Wall Street thing, but here’s some education for you: most of the people in the Occupy movement were boring middle-class people who realized they are being f***ed. Sure the longhairs and anarchists showed up too, but then they show up for anything and everything so their presence proves nothing. Besides, if you aren’t a captain of American industry or some guy working for a bank making a quarter million in salary plus a half million annual bonus, then you’re being f***ed by the guys who are captains of American industry or working for a bank making a quarter million in salary plus a half million annual bonus.

7:41 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

^ True Dat. Just ‘cuz Fox News (motto: Where dogs come to love the leash) says Occupiers are all dirty hippies don’t make it so. Some are rather intelligent, such as this dude that destroyed a Faux News ass clown sent in to find a stoner to hold up as representative of the movement.
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Having said that, it would be worthwhile to carpet bomb an encampment simply because it is a target-rich environment Hipster-wise.
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Collateral Damagers.

10:43 am June, 6 fatness said...

Now this is not good. I suddenly have an urge to drive down N. Damen Ave. pulling a mosquito fogger filled with DDT and Agent Orange.

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Exterminators

9:35 pm June, 6 Sofa King said...

Men dressing like bag ladies and riding their pathetic bicycles to go bar hopping; it’s the death of masculinity. The best we can hope for is that their scarves get caught in the spokes of their bicycle wheels so they hang themselves before they reproduce.

7:56 am June, 7 alex milstein said...

And they all do it, because it shows the world what individuals they are. The other day my office had a catered breakfast. One of the chefs was wearing a porkpie hat, glasses, a scarf…and sporting a soul patch. The omelets were too hip for the room.

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