Sunday, June 3, 2012

Lego Porn

“You can guess what happens next.”

“He fixes the cable?”

# posted by douchebag1
8:20 am June, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Phew, glad I’m not the only one who is into this stuff.

8:21 am June, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Let’s see. No garish tats, gelled hair or abrasive rap or techno music.

Best Sunday HCwDB Movie ever!

8:36 am June, 3 tattsiana groinshavia said...

Lego operatic psychopath with big fat moose down a well in d minor:

9:50 am June, 3 Wheezer said...

“Lego Porn” courtesy of Stackhouse’s company, GetSomeInc.

10:38 am June, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

You should see the Kinects shit I’ve got on Betamax. Mind blowing.

11:33 am June, 3 Vin Douchal said...

My six year old is putting Lego Batgirl’s head on Lego Storm Trooper’s bodies and parading her around the other storm troopers in a girly voice saying things like, “My boobies itch” and “My package is an innie”

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Much to the old lady’s consternation, I refuse to put a stop to it. What I should be doing is recording it

11:35 am June, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I haven’t seen anything that erotic since I filmed the missus (with my Panasonic, low-def, VHS cam) having her way with a zucchini in 1987.

12:24 pm June, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Eric Neverhard as Phoneguy” FTW!!!

12:28 pm June, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

@1.24 of vid, DarkSock would approve or would he? I wonder what Uncle DSock is up to these days? It is boating season I wonder if he’s dropping anchor somewhere?

1:35 pm June, 3 Mr. Biggs said...

No time for the old in-out, love. In just here to read the meter.

2:21 pm June, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

New meaning to the word, “snapper.”

4:42 pm June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That lotion in basket shit will live forever. I bid you adieux for a week or so my friends. A friend is stage 3 plus and I have been requested to impose myself to avoid stage 4. I’ll tell her to cut her tits off and wear a pink ribbon in the hospital. I shall return drunk and totally stoned. Fucking fuck fuck fucking fuckity fuck She was a good fuck!

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Try to shake it off Nancy? Son.

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Snappers

5:18 pm June, 3 Rev Chad All stoned anfweaky said...

5:23 pm June, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad, thank you? And good luck on your walkabout.

5:38 pm June, 3 hermit said...

Legos are ok, but a person can have a lot more fun with some lubed-up Lincoln Logs and a snoot full of bath salts.

5:46 pm June, 3 Guid is Good said...

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Gotta love the Coen brothers. Nobody even knows what a fatuous is.

7:43 pm June, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Do you remember when we met? That is the day I told you I no longer had a pet…

12:49 pm June, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Legos getting more action than me!!

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