Thursday, June 28, 2012

Manuel Kissylips Ruins Shelley's Debutante Ball

Look, we’ve all made stupidface in pics back in the day.

I get that.

But Kissylips?

Nope. Can’t say as I have.

Manuel is a douche. So let it be written. So let it be done.

Shelley giggles when tickled by an ostrich feather.

# posted by douchebag1
9:17 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sonja’s boobs could cure the debt crisis in Europe.

9:17 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

^Oops wrong thread.

9:18 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Barely Legal Shelley’s cleavite is outstanding.

10:16 am June, 28 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ya sure Manuel isn’t just having a seizure? That looks less like kissylips and more like a neural spasm.

10:30 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Not good form , Manny. Making fun of hairlips is bad Karma, hombre,

10:33 am June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Manuels hit of bath salts is peaking later he ruined Shelley’s super sweet sixteen party when he shit in the punch bowl, puked in Shelleys new Louis Vuitton bag (thanks daddy) and fucked her moms beloved chihuahua Coco to death. But the Pièce de résistance was when he broke the lock on daddy’s liquor cabinet and downed daddy’s $500 bottle of single malt in one giant gulp then recanted the sordid tale of Shelley’s abortion last spring when she got knocked up by Manuels bro Jimmy at spring break in the outer banks.

11:28 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think Manuel got a look at Stacky’s softball skillz and is as impressed as we are:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drW-j6UP-Ww&feature=player_embedded

11:52 am June, 28 FredN. said...

There’s no cleavage. Look closely – it’s just her hair/shadows.

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Without cleavage, this picture has no basis existing in any part of our multiverse.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse

1:40 pm June, 28 troy tempest said...

It’s not his fault he was born with facial muscle spasms.

1:43 pm June, 28 Morbo said...

Not sure how to post links, so it might have to be copied and pasted, but DB1’s line about the ostrich feather reminded me of the 1980 classic “Up The Academy.”

Perhaps the major in that film finally found someone who likes their ass tickled by a feather.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPIHS19yxA[/url]

4:20 pm June, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

I think that’s a cleft palate and Manuel has that retard, 1000-yard stare.

6:02 pm June, 28 ehcuodouche said...

These are freakish people. The gumline of the girl on the left seems to have been removed and transplanted into the girl on the right. Manuel looks like he was slashed really bad in a knife fight in his junior high school cafeteria and they just stitched him up so he could keep slinging hash.

2:48 pm July, 2 Fish Lips said...

Dems be fish lips. Just sayin

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