Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Marty Seyz…

“I like to look at champagne more than boobs!”

Marty is very literal in expressing his effusiveness.

# posted by douchebag1
8:47 am June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The sommelier can’t believe she can carry two Jereboobems and a Jereboam at the same time. Classy and sassy and horva.

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Wine Snobs

9:23 am June, 27 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Is it just me, or is that a photo of a guy just moments before grabbing some Hott’s boobs, followed soon after by a giant champagne bottle that came crashing down upon his head? :)

9:31 am June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

I’d take the bottle over the bottled blonde too. Notta douche for Party Marty.

9:33 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Marty looked past Angie’s weather balloons and giant Massengil bottle as the whistling cartoon anvil headed his way knowing a swift and uncomfortable death awaited.

10:12 am June, 27 jonezy said...

when she gets in your car for that very expensive first date, she asks you to lock the passenger airbag to the off position. Dr.’s orders.

10:18 am June, 27 Duschinstein said...

This was taken seconds before Marty’s famous diving Motorboat…

10:29 am June, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

The blondie is definetily a few years older than her makeup suggests, and those boobz are about as natural as styrofoam, but I would still pile into her like a runaway freight train.

10:44 am June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@tall guy, I see the lame filter isnt working yet either. And how can you tell this doofus is uncercamized? Kind of a creepy skill you have there.

11:06 am June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Normally gravity is an attractive force…. Hmm. Was this pic taken just seconds after the big bang? Hold on, Marty never has nor ever will be involved in anything with bang in the title.

11:16 am June, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If her pear is as delectable as her cleavite, this makes up for the barfbag post earlier.

11:27 am June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

And I think a Garbage Pail Kids T-Shirt is far from garish. It’s urban chic.

11:35 am June, 27 FinderGirth said...

We’ve seen her before…..

12:36 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

I’d go for the champagne first. The boobs will still be giant fake mounds of boing-boing.

12:41 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@tall guy, I think its so gross I refuse to spell the word for peen turtleneck correctly. And I missed you about as much as I miss explosive diarrhea. Which is kinda. Nothing beats a good colon blow.

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And don’t let Marty fool you. He says his peen is like an accent mark. In that its all about the over e’s. Get it? Over e’s as in ovaries.

12:48 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Three Magnums in this photo…Marty however does not fit into Magnums.

6:04 pm June, 27 Guid is Good said...

The Nott doesn’t seem to have a very highly developed sense of proportion.

8:51 pm June, 27 Stephanie said...

He’s been watching too many musicals and does the Liza hands well.

12:05 am June, 28 Little Willie said...

Them tits are ripe for some pearl necklace time.

2:50 am June, 28 CB Popped said...

She is secretly fantasizing about Hermit and a gallon of Gojo.

12:47 pm June, 28 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Two words: “Nice hat.”

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