Thursday, June 14, 2012

Neckglasses

For when your necktatt needs U.V. protection.

# posted by douchebag1
11:53 am June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jesus Khan and ye olde tyme Douche Horde of the Grassy Sea… this picture has the frantic tempo of Buck Cherry playing for a flash mob at the Van Nuys Super 8, but the visual discord of peyote enhanced MC Escher sketches on a whale phallus. The only thing grounding it in reality is a the tiny hint of GSR.

11:54 am June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, Happy Birthday , Yasmine

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11:55 am June, 14 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The sunglasses look like something you’d pull out of a box of Cap’n Crunch. Steve Scrawny is smiling now, but he’s hiding the disappointment of not getting the decoder ring.

12:02 pm June, 14 Ted Brogan said...

I see no neckglasses. Just pink bikini hott.

12:06 pm June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Cheers to Jasmine, burning the crack pipe at both ends is hard work, but someone had to give it a try.

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Anyone seen co-star Nicole Eggert recently? She seems to have been burning the Ho Ho at both ends.

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http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20100209/100409_SL_Eggert38.jpg

12:11 pm June, 14 Nancy Dreuche? said...

@McCrudeshoes, only the Hollywood elite can access your Eggert link.

12:16 pm June, 14 Stephanie said...

Hey Lost,you have mold growing all over your body.

12:22 pm June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Drueche, I only associate with the Hollywood elite. I will provide a more plebeian link this one time if you promise not to mention it to anyone:

http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nicole-eggert-a-celebrity-fit-club-superstar.jpg

12:24 pm June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

How’s them tatts gonna look when Chepe turns into a robust, 245 pound, 50 year old monument to regret?

12:25 pm June, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

Upon seeing that picture of Yasmine Bleeth I thought to myself, “heh, how weird that her last name is Bleeth and she is such a bleeth”, then I realized that she is the namesake.

This sour diesel works wonders on critical reasoning. Wonders, I says.

12:26 pm June, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That’s one hell of a steamer someone laid on his chest.

12:32 pm June, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

If only the dagger in the chest tatt would come to life.

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Pink bikini hot is the best thing to ever grace the poolside of the La Quinta Inn – Corpus Christi there. Bonus points for GSR

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Happy B-day Jasmine. What is she like 56 now ?

12:36 pm June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

After painstaking research, I present to you the full and unabridged list of people who look good in a floppy black sombrero:

1) ?

12:38 pm June, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

There was a period of time when a fellow with that many tattoos would be displayed in a sideshow as a freak.

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So 60 years from now give or take, society should continue to (air quotes) advance (close air quotes) to a point where ultra-hot bikini hotts are puddling for albino lobster boys.

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I’m calling it. You heard it here first.

12:44 pm June, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

From the hear me now and believe me later file:

Matthew McConaughey (McKindagay?) ego vehicle and homoerotic wank fest Magic Mike will 1) Earn a Razzie, 2) Confirm that McConaughey is a full-on roided out douchebag, 3) end the careers of of most of the cast.

12:48 pm June, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sooo… Yasmin what do you want for your birthday besides a speed ball, clean driving record and your “career” back?

12:55 pm June, 14 troy tempest said...

re: the photo – the girls are laughing because they are both thinking MY GOD THIS IDIOT IS SUCH A FUCKING TOOL. He smiling because he thinks he’s gonna into GSR girl’s cooter because she said she wants him to take care of her pussy. What she meant was she wants him to feed Mister Buttons, her tabby cat, and to clean his box over the weekend while she and blondie hatt scamper off for a weekend of Sapphic recreation.

12:57 pm June, 14 troy tempest said...

And Yasmine – I would cheerfully fill your final voluntary sphincter with prime grade Puppetspooge. I promise no splinters. Call me anytime, babeeeeee.

1:01 pm June, 14 troy tempest said...

And here’s Bleeth in 2010 – so at least 2 years ago she was still smoking hott.

http://corruptcamel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/07318yasminebleethgotmi.jpg

1:05 pm June, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Yasmine Bleeth’s career comeback started today:

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1:14 pm June, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Pink Bikini is a big girl, big girls give that extra effort and me likey.

1:28 pm June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Only my friend here can decipher the caption and commhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=WdlIKy2lJ_g&NR=1ents.

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1:29 pm June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops. Good weed!

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1:33 pm June, 14 The Dude said...

I have a surprise in my pants for pink bikini girl.

1:51 pm June, 14 Nancy Dreuche?! said...

Thanks for takin time out to help out a simpleton McCrudeshoes.

1:54 pm June, 14 Nancy Dreuche?! said...

Happy B-Day Yasmine! Without you I wouldn’t know what to call a really trampy woman. So thanks.

2:12 pm June, 14 Albino lobster boy said...

Bring on the ultra-hot bikini hotts!

3:13 pm June, 14 Morbo said...

Remember “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?” Remember the valet who took the Ferrari for a joyride?

Neckglasses kinda looks like him. This picture is rare proof that his day might not have been as cool and deeply philosophical as Bueller’s, but there probably were a lot more drugs and sex.

3:46 pm June, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When I first saw this pic on the main page I thought “Holy crap, floppy hat chick is either pregnant or has one hell of a beer gut for pink bikini hot to be resting her elbow on it!”

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Then my second thought was pink bikini bald beaver mound.

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I’m sorry, what was the question?

3:48 pm June, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

His hat may say that he’s lost, but thankfully his glasses will always tell him where he is. Or is it the other way around?

8:11 pm June, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

He has the art work from an old Earth, Wind and Fire album tattooed on his chest.

8:12 pm June, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

Oh, and pink bikini hott has a HOF GSR.

9:17 pm June, 14 bilbodouchebaggins said...

that forced smile is kidding no one, including you tatbag. especially you.

12:40 am June, 15 Wheezer said...

Lost Cause

12:40 am June, 15 Wheezer said...

Lost Generation

3:03 am June, 15 CB Popped said...

Vin’s pic is classic and requires further examination…..imagine some chick just up and doing this as you sip a martini (Goose) poolside?

Pink naturals.

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