Thursday, June 21, 2012

Ned Drinks from the Pitcher

Sleeve Tatts do not not a boring-ass fratboy unmake.

Years later, while working in corporate accounting, driving a minivan, and raising three ungrateful boys, Mindy would reflect back on senior year and sigh.

# posted by douchebag1
6:43 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eli?

6:54 am June, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

After they drink the “Kool Aid” he’s going to offer her a nip from his “private stock” which consists of 3 cases of Zima he’s horded away in his “office” which consists of his employee of the month trophy from Carls, jr and an IKEA throw together desk in the corner of his bedroom of the house he shares with four other ‘bags.

Lest we forget… Vintage 90s baggery

7:07 am June, 21 Melvil_Duchi said...

hardcore

7:24 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

If you leave your arm inside a mule’s vagina for too long it will look, and smell, like his.

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MeFisto’s

8:05 am June, 21 jonezy said...

I really like the background of this pic, particularly the fallen champagne glass that’s a metaphor for Plinky’s whereabouts

8:09 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

^and the thatched roof, which is a metaphor for Plinky’s Mom’s muff.

8:10 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

Where’s Crucial Head? And Medusa? And Mr. White? And Pfah?

8:24 am June, 21 Douche Moore said...

Looks like Mindy’s already done the minivan and is already raising three ungrateful kids. Some mileage on that face. Tight body courtesy of first divorce from Dr. Lovejoy and huge settlement, leaving Mindy-tat loving-cougar to spend all morning on the eliptical machine.

8:33 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

When Ned woke up in a boozy , post-meth haze today, he only had time to scrub his face and torso. He didn’t want to put down the pitcher so the left arm went untouched:

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8:46 am June, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Valtrex is forever, Mindy…

9:23 am June, 21 troy tempest said...

Twas asked:

.

Where’s Crucial Head? And Medusa? And Mr. White? And Pfah?

.

This is all AFAIK,

Crucial’s working his ass off and simply ran out of time for this.

Medusa got married to Mr Biscotti. She’s in the process of moving house and has a craptastic commute right now. She’s working VERY hard just to keep it all together, poor thing. But she and MR B are happy, and that’s important.

Mr White – No idea.

Pfah was denied access by his company – HCWDB was considered a prurient / banned site, and he tried to get IT to cut him slack, but they never did, so he lost access to us during the hours he had to post here.

Plinky – I have no idea. He just disappeared.

Flyteeth – the original disappeared early on – fucking genius comedy gold. An imitator did an adequate job for quite some time and then he too disappeared.

Dicy is exploring the universe.

That’s all I know.

9:37 am June, 21 FredN. said...

You’d think Zuckerberg would blow those FB billions on better babes.

12:17 pm June, 21 Wheezer said...

I’d have preferred the cameraperson to have taken a closeup of the white bikini pear being semi-blocked by the douchetatt elbow.

1:23 pm June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Snookie?

3:28 pm June, 21 Douche Springsteen said...

I am really into the repetition of the side view of the ass pear / back arch that’s happening on the left side of the frame. That’s some inadvertently genius framing on the part of the photographer. An accidental inclusion to the future HCwDB Guggenheim show.

6:06 pm June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@DS That’s a fuckin’ bald dude with a headband weearing a bikini. I just threw up in my pants.

6:07 pm June, 21 Stephanie said...

Wow that’s the saddest douche I’ve ever seen. I get the feeling he signed on to being a douche bag and then regretted his decision ever since and now has to live with it. Well the sleeve tatts really weren’t planned now,were they?

That’s a straight A nerd feeling lost trying to fit in. Now I’m going to cry. I’d start drinking heavily too.

6:14 pm June, 21 Morbo said...

Ned’s not doing so well here. He looks like he just crossed the line from “having fun, about to hook up with the first semi-decent women he sees drunk,” straight to “why the hell did I think it was a good idea to do 10 shots of Jagr in 10 minutes, and now 10 seconds away from hurling drunk.”

Do not pass go.

Do not collect Mindy’s phone number.

12:57 am June, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

There’s only one drink to swill down by the pitcher: The Pabstarita, done up with the flaming shot of 151 option.

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