Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Orange Mike Doggie 'Bags Meghan

Gotta get a little classic HCwDB all up in this place after witnessing my childhood hero, Mr. Ford, morph from a wisecracking movie star into an old curmudgeon in less than thirty years.

That’s okay, Harrison. We’ll always have 1977-1982.

# posted by douchebag1
6:31 am June, 20 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Is that a pack of cigarettes, or are you just happy to see me?

6:41 am June, 20 The Dude said...

She has a smokin’ ass. He’s just an ass.

6:50 am June, 20 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

This doesn’t even look like doggie baggin’ by design — O.M. is more into the tingly feeling he’s getting from his Parliaments and showing off the forehead botox.

Wrist band suggests that he has been tagged and is ready for re-release into the wild.

Also, I had no idea that things had gotten quite this bad for Courtney Love circa “The People versus Larry Flynt.”

6:54 am June, 20 jonezy said...

this wristband is about to tickle your duodenum. Brace yourself.

7:38 am June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Excuse me Miss, would you like some gay with that turd?

7:47 am June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

After successfully gnawing through the zip ties, Wille Joe sprinted from the security office to the nearest gyrating dancer on the floor and began furiously humping like a Dachsund on a rib roast

7:58 am June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But he’s dressed like a carpenter.

http://www.boyzshop.com/bang-a-hole-fucking-kit_693.html

8:16 am June, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

Meghan is a Dirty 10 and HOH worthy.

8:28 am June, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Na, na, na, Rev, not going to fall for your link antics again. No gay, bro.

8:31 am June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

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8:32 am June, 20 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I’m stunned Meghan doesn’t have a tramp stamp.

8:46 am June, 20 creature said...

i would stuff pickles in her snatch

10:38 am June, 20 DarkSock said...

When she runs her labia claps

11:42 am June, 20 Wheezer said...

Ben Stiller got some Botox, some blue contacts, some tatts, and is now ‘baggin’ it up with Dirty Meghan.

.

She won’t win Most Expensive First Date Hott, but she’s only cheap in the sack.

11:47 am June, 20 Douche Moore said...

She’s just tryin to steal his cigs.

12:00 pm June, 20 CB Popped said...

When she runs she gets gash rash.

12:01 pm June, 20 CB Popped said...

When she runs she fantasizes about Hermit.

12:02 pm June, 20 CB Popped said...

When she runs her taut, palm-sized breasts bounce wonderfully.

12:12 pm June, 20 creature said...

when she runs her coochie makes coco shakes

12:14 pm June, 20 creature said...

when she runs her clap claps!

2:11 pm June, 20 creature said...

when she runs her womb makes tapioca

5:56 pm June, 20 Stephanie said...

Orange Mike’s biker wallet chain has crap all over it.

8:39 am June, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He seems to be wondering why a skank would be rubbing her ass on his nether regions…or he has to take a really big shit.

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