Friday, June 29, 2012

Party Guy Cries Out with Existential "Wooo!"

No amount of ridiculous bling, ‘bag hand gestures, requisite party drugs, or paid-to-pose hott chicks can hide the creeping onus of frightful dread gnawing at the fringes and margins of Party Guy’s fractured consciousness.

You can party harder to hide cognitive breakdown, Party Guy. But it will find you by the snack machines in the lobby of the Best Western at 4am.

# posted by douchebag1
9:26 am June, 29 Melvil_Duchi said...

ooo jelly bracelets

10:11 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this that useless little queef from LMFAO? Just checkin’.

10:34 am June, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Fractured consciousness? More like powderized

10:40 am June, 29 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

First of all: how do you see out of those fucking things?

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.Secondly, what the fuck does she see in him?

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.Thirdly, what in the fuck is low-rent Jennifer Beals hunching?

10:43 am June, 29 Vin Douchal said...

BTW , I got’s a thing fer muscle babes. Not the giant muscled chicks that lift so much their boobs shrink and they’re just men with vaginas… kinda like Yankee fans , ….

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This Dutch chuck, Catherine Boshuizen, is an example.

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She’s skinny-muscular with about 0.000007 % body fat content. Maybe, just maybe she’s a butterface , but her strip tease video is three minutes of AC/DC meets T ‘n A:

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Very definately NSFW

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Makes you want to mix in some bran once in a while

11:38 am June, 29 Jaan Kanellis said...

@Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche I pointed that out in yesterday’s Party Guy post

12:03 pm June, 29 Wheezer said...

The blonde chick in the back is literally saying, “What the fuck?” Her brown-haired friend is checking her drink to make sure it wasn’t spiked with bleach…..and will ask for a correction after seeing this little twit.

6:17 pm June, 29 Stephanie said...

Party guy is really not a party guy,he’s reaching far for something he’ll never get. Party guy will have his own party in his hotel room with a 5 hour block of porn, a jar of Vaseline,and a spatula. Don’t ask me why.

12:16 am June, 30 Little Willie said...

Gal on the right’s pants are coming down but obviously not for the retarded loser in the stupid novelty shop glasses. Did that idiot really believe the counter person there when he told him that they made him look hip and cool? Q is what is best described in polite circles as “differently abled” while the rest of the world just calls him what he is, a retard, and laughs. The chick on the left looks like she’s gotta pee.

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