Thursday, June 28, 2012

Party Guy Says, "Hey, lets Party!"

But you detect a faint tremor in Party Guy’s voice when he asks you to Party.

A tinge of existential crisis.

For deep down in the recesses of Party Guy’s soul, when late at night the thumping Skrillex dubstep is a fading echo in Party Guy’s ears, Party Guy weeps for the career in business administration at DeVry he never pursued. And Party Guy sighs. For a life unfulfilled is a life wasted. Party Guy read that on a Fortune Cookie at Wong Chow’s once.

Sonja’s boobs, however, completely and utterly fulfilled their destiny.

# posted by douchebag1
6:41 am June, 28 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Apparently partying with me sends people into existential crises. Do you think I could start marketing that as a service? And lordy he’s got lines shaved on the side of his head. This better be some sorta ironic shindig.

7:04 am June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

G for Gonorrhea

7:04 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

I barely even noticed Party Guy as my eye balls zoomed in and focused on the yumminess that is Sonja’s boobs.

7:04 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

G for Goofball

7:05 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Otis Largeman in the background can’t bear to watch.

7:06 am June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

G is for Goddamn Sonja’s boobs are sweet

7:06 am June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I think his glasses read fist fuck. Speaking of dubstep I wish someone would bass drop on his head literally.

7:13 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

G is for The Power Of Greyskull!!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umMNOM_X__A&feature=related

7:40 am June, 28 Nancy Dreuche! said...

G is for Gazongas, Sonjas gozongas.

7:44 am June, 28 Nancy Dreuche! said...

G is for Gizzies, my party drink of Gin and Izzie soda that hasn’t quite taken off yet. Ad campaign to include the tagline, “Go on and guzzle it.”

8:04 am June, 28 The Dude said...

Is that a Kardashian?

8:10 am June, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Sonja’s boobs have not been nuzzled by myself. It is their destiny. I have forseen it.

8:30 am June, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Sonja’s boobs speak to me….they tell me to suckle and caress them tenderly…whilst I turn Party Guy’s face into steaming pile of teeth and mangled flesh with a tire iron.

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Tarantinos

8:31 am June, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Breaking his fingers seems like a good idea too.

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….so sayeth the breasticles.

8:38 am June, 28 Nancy Dreuche! said...

In fact if my memory serves, I think the last guy I “partied” with ended up in the hospital afterward. It was either to be treated for a cracked pelvis or a mental breakdown. I never really followed up to get the deets. High five?

8:47 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs hold the answer to “Chicken or egg?”

8:48 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs are writing the screenplay to “Fifty Shades of Grey”

8:50 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs grow hair during a full moon

8:51 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

G = gone gay, G’day

8:52 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

A static electricity spark from Sonja’s boobs started the Coloroado Wildfires

8:52 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sonja’s boobs are going to be used to determine of gravity waves are real.

8:53 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

if / of does it make a difference?

8:53 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs deplete the oxygen supply in any room

8:54 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs cast the deciding Supreme Court vote on health care

8:54 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sonja’s boobs could supply the needed angular momentum to knock Party Guy 3 counties over.

8:55 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sonja’s boobs could never remain in the upright and locked position.

8:56 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs get paid a 37¢ royalty every time soneone yells’ Show us yer tits!”

8:57 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sonja’s boobs could give her extra income if should would be willing to rent them out on weekends for kids birthday parties. For both the kids AND the dads.

8:59 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sonja’s boobs are about as natural as a bearsharktopus.

9:00 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs finished the Quadruple Bypass Burger

9:02 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs can be heard on Spotify

9:04 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs wrote the Olympic National Anthem for Slovenia

9:07 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Sonja’s boobs started a chicken stampede in Oaxaca

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9:08 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Er, Chicken Stampede I says:

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11:45 am June, 28 Jaan Kanellis said...

I am pretty sure that is the guy from LMFAO videos right?

4:22 pm June, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

Sonja for HOH.

7:53 pm June, 28 Stephanie said...

So stupid he’s gotta go to a party store to look like he’s having a party good time. That is douchebag,alright.

1:43 am June, 29 Guid is Good said...

John Largeman’s pajama-clad boner is quite off putting.

8:23 am June, 30 Nick said...

Jaan is right. He’s an LMFAO dancer. And it’s a Q. Doesn’t make him any less douchey, but I figured we should be accurate if we’re going to be critical.

3:53 pm July, 3 two douche one cup said...

That’s not a hand gesture, but a simple point to the bleeth he’s had surgically implanted in his head (the pinky no longer bends since the day it got lodged in a frat bros party hole). P.S. which one is Sonja. I’ll do the friend.

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