Sunday, June 10, 2012

Richard Grieco on the Adam Carolla Show

The Unholy Grieco was recently on the Adam Carolla show.

Your humble narrator was also once on the Adam Carolla show.

There is now one degree of separation between The Grieco Virus and the DB1. And all that stands between us is the Carolla. The battle continues.

# posted by douchebag1
7:49 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

I must abandon all logic, reason and good taste and be with this man. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Pysch!

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8th Grade Shenanigans

8:01 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dr. Redderick Lobster. Good times. And by good times I mean my pain is low enough today that I may be able to sustain an erection long enough for Mrs. Kroeger to practice her pole dancing. Maybe the neighbor chick too.

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Hard Ons

8:02 am June, 10 Douchble Helix said...

I didn’t watch it. Don’t need to.

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Adam Carolla is the one degree?

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It’s over, and we lost.

8:20 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DH, did you also judge the Paquino fight last night?

8:25 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Racist autocorrect. *Pacquiao

8:31 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

And who actually wins a Douchebag vs. Douchebag (Our own General goes by the moniker Douchebag1) war for hot trim? I can tell you one thing its not the hot trim.

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Spectators

9:00 am June, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Where can I go for less Adam Carolla?

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Grieco looks great.

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Botoxians

9:01 am June, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BTW, Greico is so low on the Hollywood food chain that he got passed over for a role in Jersey Shore Shark Attack.

9:31 am June, 10 Steve said...

I actually have this site to thank for re-introducing me to Carolla. The link that was posted here was of Ace talking about women never getting out of the “bad boy” phase. This was about 2 years ago. I’ve been hooked on his show (and all his material) since.

10:00 am June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Maybe by battle DB1 means the Botox Battle currently being waged on Greico’s face. If this guy is still a threat to you Deebsy1 you got bigger problems than your alcoholism and poor diet. I’m sorry, I had no idea you were that hideous to look at.

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Cyranos

10:23 am June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His upper lip appear to be paralyzed. Must be nerve damage from all crusty anuses he’s sucked over the years. I’ve heard that can happen if you’re in the ass-sucking business for too long. Repetitive stress injury and all. You know…from sucking ass all the time?

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What the hell ever. I’m going over to tube8 to get bonered.

12:10 pm June, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK, Grieco’s face vs Mickey Rourke’s? Which is worse and why.

12:29 pm June, 10 Reverend Chad Post Hot Sweaty Old Folk Boner Action said...

I just can’t seem to have enough energy for full rear piledriver action anymore. And I don’t admire that Adam Corrola dude. DB1 should have been on Letterman, Son. For his crazy prose and shit.

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Flaccid

1:29 pm June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, maybe pretend your wife is your sister. Since you seem to be into that sorta thing. Could get things going for ya.

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Flowers In America’s Attic

1:36 pm June, 10 The Dude said...

Richard Grieco is actually a pleasant enough guy. I have hung (hanged) with him at JP’s bar in Santa Monica. Fun douchey fact: he didn’t tell me who he was, he waited for one of the other customers to say something like “hey, aren’t you the guy from Jump Street?”

1:38 pm June, 10 The Dude said...

He’s still a complete and total douchebag, btw

2:22 pm June, 10 hermit said...

Rev, try some powdered rhinoceros horn and a pinch of bath salts coupled with low lighting, romantic music and a long period of sensitive, tender cuddling.

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In ninth-grade English class Carol Caldwell would fondle me under the desk while the teacher spoke of adverbs and dangling participles. My young, smooth shaft would become so hard it was actually quite painful.

2:58 pm June, 10 fatness said...

I dunno. Having the Rev hang out in a ninth grade English class to be fondled by some freshman cutie may be a bad idea. Of course, things are different in Canada…

3:06 pm June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Tender Cuddlings would be a horrible band name.

3:23 pm June, 10 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I know I guy with the nickname “Corporal Cuddles”.

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He’s actually in the Corps, which is where he obtained the name. I still have not gathered up enough gumption to ask him how.

4:33 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These guys are great when you’re to stoned to move.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQEgZNqa8jE&feature=related Wow!

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4:35 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck the Jean Guy is strong today. The case of beer’s working hard too.

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5:46 pm June, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Thus proving Adam Carolla has no moral orientation to speak of. The only reason he perceived your existence to put you on his show, DB1, is because he heard somewhere that “douche” is now part of the vernacular and heard you coined the term. But hearing the two of you talk on that podcast reveals he still has no idea what you’re talking about.

7:48 pm June, 10 The Dude said...

hey hermit, do you have any current contact info on Ms. Caldwell?

8:15 pm June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Greico is giving us VFR (Veiny Forehead Reveal). Also the guy wears as much jewelry as a Kardashian. Seriously DB1, I’m pretty sure whatever “powers” he had are gone now. But you know whatever, I’m probably just talking out of my pear again as per usual.

8:35 pm June, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Consider the Greico Virus cured. You’re welcome.

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Dr. Dreuche

8:44 pm June, 10 The Dude said...

Nancy, you’re my hero!

9:10 pm June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Was Snooki sending her hacked cellie nudies to Grieco? That would place Db1 .5 degree of separation

5:07 am June, 11 bendo said...

Grieco was married to the original Bleeth….yasmine

5:56 am June, 11 CB Popped said...

Dangling Participles, decent band name,,,,good to hear Hermit was getting his “dangling participle” attended to in class.

Greico,,,,,wow.

I for one, do not need the Adam Corolla app.

Anyone’s fucking “APP” for that matter.

7:00 am June, 11 Shiny Heiny Rump Gaucho said...

Your own “app” = auto douchebag. Let it be written.

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