Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Ask DB1: UFC Fighter Head

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Db1,

Is it douchey to have your favorite UFC fighter shaved into your dome?

CJTD

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Yes. Yes it is.

EDIT: As per a suggestion in the comments thread, the reward for enduring this atrocity and blight upon out culture is the glory that is Fusball Pear.

# posted by douchebag1
8:59 am July, 11 Dan said...

What are you talking about? Its like the hunter in the savannah with the mask on the back of his head so the tigers don’t realize his back is turned.

9:00 am July, 11 Duck Duck Douche said...

You’re a douchebag if you even know what “UFC” is…

9:06 am July, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is one sweet haircut. Son.

9:21 am July, 11 Anonymous said...

Shaving something like that into someone’s dome takes some pretty impressive skill, but, as stated by Duck Duck Douche, knowledge of UFC = autobag!!!

9:21 am July, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Holy shit. That’s freakin’ me out.

10:01 am July, 11 Anonymous said...

The lack of pear is unfair.

10:21 am July, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

The act of shaving another dudes face into your head is auto losery. We get it, you like to watch this guy get all sweaty and fight another guy. Maybe its the sight of them rolling around on the ground that really cranks your yank. But dude seriously, the fact that you’ve got a chub watching this stuff tells us plenty. No need to have anothers dudes face on the back of your head, unless it gets your bro to give it to you twice as hard when he’s doing you from behind. That is the only acceptable reason for a grown man to have his hair that way. What’s UFC? Has KFC gone Universal? Mmmmm…other-worldly chicken parts.

10:37 am July, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Thank you DB1, Brazilian Ass Pear is outstanding!!!!!

10:57 am July, 11 creature said...

Fusball pear would draw me ‘offsides’ & commit a ‘personal foul’

11:18 am July, 11 Anonymous said...

That pear is succulent fare!

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Thanks DB1.

11:44 am July, 11 Wheezer said...

I was going to recommend calling this choadwank “Chunk Puddell,” but the latest Soccer Pear has me befuddled. Befuddled, I says.

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Oh wait, I did sort of suggest the name there, huh? Sees what checkin’ out ass gets ya?

1:17 pm July, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

His back head fat is doubling as a chin for his boyfriend’s picture.

2:54 pm July, 11 Stephanie said...

I wonder if he shaved other parts of his body like that as an ode to UFC? But I don’t want to see the photos.

3:37 pm July, 11 boonedoggle said...

anderson “the barking spider” silva pear

4:43 pm July, 11 Mr. Biggs said...

inb4 head as soccerball joke

8:23 pm July, 11 Anonymous said...

That’s the most disturbing thing I’ve seen so far this year.

11:29 pm July, 11 Little Willie said...

This is wrong on so many levels. Let’s see, first we have a man’s face shaved onto the back of the head of another man. For what purpose or reason we ask? As if we really want to know what causes the synapses to barely fire inefficiently in this retard’s fucked up piece of feces he calls a brain. The subject himself can’t admire the handiwork directly but a slobbering homosexual lover pounding this loser hard in the behind sure can and this asswipe loves it.

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