Thursday, July 12, 2012

Call-Me-Guy Lays an Ethereal Turd

Beach Bunny Bonnie wouldn’t be amused if not for the four Fuzzy Navels plied on her by Call-Me-Guy during happy hour. And by plied on her, I mean forced intravenously at gun point. I know it seems like a tall tale to believe gun violence took place shortly before this pic was taken. But Call-Me-Guy continues to work on deep rooted rage issues ever since mommy threw away Blinkie when he was two.

# posted by douchebag1
6:47 am July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And lo the disembodied brotha-fist photobombs the first attempt of Vanilla Mice to mack some boobie cleave and get his street cred.

6:48 am July, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Is that the gold digging Chandra or whatever who used to date Hef and is now married to some washed football player? and that guy is a Jag Off.

6:49 am July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Feckless has one of those proto caved in bodies that makes him hostile and he’s got to get up in somebothies buthineth.

7:00 am July, 12 every which way but douche said...

It does look like Kendra. Husband Hank must be at home with the kid since she’s prob at a PTP event.

7:28 am July, 12 Anonymous said...

Is that “Drama”, Rob whateverhisnames skateboarder cousin??

7:57 am July, 12 Anonymous said...

Kendra…nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!!!

8:13 am July, 12 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

“Hey, I’m a douchebag / And full of scabies / So how YOU doin’?” / — Call-Me-Guy maybe

8:21 am July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

That guy is totally to the extreme. And as a brain exercise let’s imagine how much film would be saved and pointless photos not taken if people weren’t paid to pose for them. Sure this site would only be able to churn out 2 pics a week but society as a whole would be better off.

8:24 am July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

And I think he’s doing the hang loose signal. Which is just what I plan to do well except for down there if you know what I’m sayin.’

8:32 am July, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Bonnie looks like she’s about to cry……….if I was within 100 yards of that scrotendous phlegm of a guy, I’d cry too……

8:45 am July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy Douchey Wallnuts! Testicle eating Zombie Apocalypse fish invades America.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/07/pacu-testicle-eating-fish-illinois-lake_n_1656015.html

8:55 am July, 12 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

“Scrotendous phlegm” for the win.

12:43 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

I got something Tall for Kendra. and it’s getting taller.

12:44 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

Bonnie? What?

1:24 pm July, 12 Ultra Bagnus said...

Drama and Kendra? Grieco smirks approvingly.

8:32 am July, 13 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

I’m not 100% sure, but I think that’s Israeli dubstep DJ, Borgore in the pic.

http://static.mtv.co.uk/urban/Images_500/BORGORE%202.jpg

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