Saturday, July 21, 2012

Caption This Pic

gft…Because frankly I have no idea what is going on here and I’m curious to hear your thoughts.

Comment as always in the, er, comments section.  Yeah.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:50 am July, 21 Vin Douchal said...

The DoucheCon rolls along as Mandy fingerbangs Sandy for the camera, mistaking it for PorniCon

7:54 am July, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The annual Fucktard Convention is drawing more retards than fuckheads these days.

8:10 am July, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

Thats the traditional flounder finger.

8:12 am July, 21 creature said...

as Jennie checks Ronnie’s pkg she pours a cup of amithra on Choney’s chest…Joanie says, ‘Shazam’ in approval

8:27 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At the annual Scientology convention the black dude in the back skull fucks Tom Cruise’ T-shirt head while pulling a Travolta.

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Kirsties

8:30 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am currently experiencing the first hangover that I remember from the recent past. Proof that my liver is still playing hard-to-get with that beautiful bouncy hurdler.

8:36 am July, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At the Open, Tiger Woods gets funkified and keeps his peeps close with his 35 foot cocck.

9:16 am July, 21 Wheezer said...

“We’re all partyin’ with DarkSock. He’s passed out with his head inside the horse mannequin over there…..uhhhhh, we’re pointing in all directions because that’s how many horse mannequins are in this place.”

9:40 am July, 21 creature said...

smiling Jenny primes the pump at the ‘Smell My Finger’ night at Fresno Applebees

11:24 am July, 21 FredN. said...

They are in a law library.

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A freakin law library.

12:43 pm July, 21 douche equis said...

Douchey Jack Benny

says ‘I’m thinking it over’

while bleeths-to-be pose.

1:07 pm July, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

“This is the spot where I want you to hit me as hard as you can Nancy. Right here on the old cheekarino.” is what I might have said two years ago when we were balls and labia minora deep in war.

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@douche equis, you haven’t been around in awhile. But you bet your buns I’m gonna check out that Black Dynamite series you keep flappin’ your gums about. I wish we had spent more time in the foxhole together.

1:25 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

“That’s no douchebag — it’s a space station!”

1:29 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

“The girls started giggling uncontrollably when DarkSock started peeking under their skirts.”

1:37 pm July, 21 Wheezer said...

DarkSock reposted this pic because it needed more commentary anyway.

1:50 pm July, 21 creature said...

‘his ass is so tight, it pulled the glove clean off my hand!’

3:48 pm July, 21 douche equis said...

Gosh Nancy, thanks for caring. Most kind. For those of us whose bodies wake up at 5:00 am whether we want that or not, the repeat of last Sunday’s Black Dynamite at 11 pm tonight and the new episode tomorrow at 11:30 pm, both times EST and both on [adult swim], are going to be a bit difficult to stay up for. But I shall again manfully face the decision whether caffeine or alcohol will be more suited to the task.

5:05 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

d.e. – go with Rum & Coke – in the spirit of compromise. Hey it’s the weekend, isn’t it?

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What day is it?

6:15 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

Hott on the right says “do these stripes make my tits look big?”

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lemme take a closer look

6:24 pm July, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@douche equis, what about a White Russian?

6:27 pm July, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude, you’re no Stephanie. But you’re funny enough. Adios muchacho.

8:39 pm July, 21 Baño said...

Rum and coke is for cunts. Cunts,I says.

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Signed,

Rev Chad’s Ball Bag

8:42 pm July, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I always wanted an alias,but the Feds said I was too “flamboyant.” I always thought that meant fag.

9:17 pm July, 21 The Dude said...

haha! okay Mr. Funny, how ’bout Rum and a couple of fornicating Alpacas?

5:25 am July, 22 CB Popped said...

Ill def fwapp on blondie in the law library.

5:47 am July, 22 DixieRecht said...

Caption reads: “where’s the sausage? ”

This douchebag prefers fudge.

7:53 am July, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CB Popped, my button fly home fry, I’ve known you since you were Collaz B. Popped. You must have some great weed to always find my stuff hilarious. Keep on fwappin’. If just tuning in the Douchebag War is over and I’m just wrappin up my shout outs and post-game interviews.

7:56 am July, 22 tall guy's bedside device said...

“Pity Nancy Dreuche got stuck behind the velvet rope. Damn this club’s policy on fat chicks!”

8:22 am July, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy’s dildo, you should meet Frank Mercurio. You two would hit it off.

8:28 am July, 22 tall guy's bedside device said...

Caption # 2 “The ‘club played the literary insecurities angle with its clever decorator flourishes. Despite this (or because of it) Nancy Dreuche held the only lifelong ban ever handed out.”

8:47 am July, 22 tall guy's bedside device said...

Caption # 3 “Patrons at Book Le Idiot Club were pleased to meet like-minded folk. However The surplus meat on Nancy Dreuche pleased no one.”

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