Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Chain of Fools

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Ahhh but yes…NOW we got us some textbook douchettributes in a very strong contender for the weekly pairing.

Class: Can you list the douchial attributes exhibited in this fine specimen of why we fight?  To prime your pump(s), I’ve listed the most obvious douchy trait in the “categories” section below the picture…

# posted by Bagnonymous
1:09 pm July, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

1. GSR

2. Mandana

3. Gaudy white belt

4. Camo shorts

5. Dumb ass chain

6. What looks to be another form on bling.

7. Silly nondescript tattoery

8. Tweezed eye brows.

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As for the bleeth she is not worth saving she long ago crossed over and her fate is what it is and by that I mean she’ll be chugging cocck for blow before the sun goes down.

1:09 pm July, 17 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

No discernible education or work skillz? Am I close?

1:11 pm July, 17 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Plastic tits there has nice lips. But still I want another woman to come up and slap her smug face, since I can’t hit a “lady.” Dreuche?

1:12 pm July, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think Mr. T shit out this steaming pile back in 1985 after being back upper most of 1984 due to the amount of blow he was doing. How can you tell? The chain ain’t gold any more.

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fools

1:14 pm July, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

backed up not “back upper”. I hate fuccen Tuesdays. And Mondays. And Wednesday and Thursday and Friday.

1:19 pm July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

The only douchettribute I care to mention is the satisfaction that he will probably die a horrible, futile chest grabbing, painful death from an exploded heart from steroid usage….

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His doctors will struggle mightily fighting to save his life….. to no avail

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1:20 pm July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Is flatulence a douchettribute?

1:20 pm July, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Woah. Stars merged with tribal pec tatts? Ultra-douchey.

1:20 pm July, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Adding on to Et Tu’s list…

9) Aviator sunglasses on the Bleeth

10) Rxehab Pool sippy cup filled with energy drink and/or watered down “house” special drink.

11) Ample gym and tanning bed time.

12) 8 o’clock shadow on the mug which is intentional not due to any kind of overworked schedule.

13) Backwards ball cap that looks to be tilted 10 degrees as well as is sitting on the mandana.

14*) Arm around the Bleeths waist most likely has a 6 lb wrist watch though it is not fully visible.

1:21 pm July, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hott is bleethed beyond saving, but damn she still looks bangable.

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yeah, I think we got a winning (losing) couple here.

1:21 pm July, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I fucking love science.

1:25 pm July, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This clown might just be the douche di tutti douche!

1:28 pm July, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Jacques

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Being a scientist yourself, I thought you realized that geeks were the horniest little fucckers on Earth. I can’t tell you how many times I was able to walk up to some chick in my single days and pick her up with “How’d you like to make a contribution to science? Of course filming it is necessary. How else am I gonna get enough data?”

1:28 pm July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Y’all miss neck tatt of unemployability

1:28 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

Rachel Dratch eyebrows FTL.

1:30 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

Those Gaybe blues are quite dazzling too!

1:32 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

Normally, I only notice boobs. That’s a question for the scientists.

1:32 pm July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleeth has the thousand yard stare of one who has seen more ignominy than a Second Mile camp counselor with keys to the locker room.

1:47 pm July, 17 Troy Tempest said...

She works the 11 o’clock show at the Boom Boom Room. Then she’s got a “client list” of cocck to succk. She is to bleeth what Yogi is to bear. OR something like that. I need to start drinking. Again.

1:56 pm July, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She’s smoked more wieners than Eckrich farms!

She’s been down on everything except the Titanic!

Her vag is so worn out it looks like it’s yawning!

2:36 pm July, 17 Stephanie said...

Hardware store chain at 3.99 a foot does not make a necklace.

2:37 pm July, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Addition to the list; Paper/plastic snap on bracelet.

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Oh, and The Junk Yard Dog called; he wants his necklace back.

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http://www.jrsbarbq.com/galleries/wrestling/sylvester-ritter-aka-the-junkyard-dog-talks-with-jr

2:50 pm July, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Sir Hudd Fudd 1:11p, sorry man I’m kinda in free agent mode right now. Naw mean? You show me that sign on boner and we might be able to flesh out some sorta deal though. Hey, its Sock Week. Nice. He was always my favorite boss on here. Plenty o’ ass with a touch of low class is sorta his signature move.

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Play on playas.

3:35 pm July, 17 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I suspect Caligula or Nero would gaze upon this couple and be both horrified and revolted by their degeneracy.

I must say that the douchitude on display by these two bipedal algae colonies is absolutely pegged in the red zone.

I am stunned.

3:38 pm July, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

If anyone needs me I’ll be crashing Encyclopedia Brown’s funeral. It’s not even fair, those greiving dudes are so horny it will be like fishing with dynamite.

4:03 pm July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^i thought you said fisting with dynamite, which sounds like its both dangerous and challenging.

4:19 pm July, 17 Hermit said...

I have a picture of someone, who may or may not be Von Goloo flinging fruit at a knife wielding ass pear.

You decide.

4:45 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

hermit, have you never heard an apple scream? tsk tsk!

5:00 pm July, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have a curious erection which I think is for her. Gonna be hard for Sock to top last night’s crop saving Pookyhontas pic. But if it comes, I will be stoned as that is my mission.

5:05 pm July, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, fisting with dynamite is what one might do at Encyclopedia Brownhole’s funeral. You’re such a rook sometimes.

5:20 pm July, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

A classic example of why Shortstack is an idiot. Read the leading article.

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http://jasonstackhouse.com/

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What a fucking AHole!!!!!

5:38 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

God darn it, there’s like no way I’d read a Stackhouse blog. Even if I could like totally read! Geebus!

5:57 pm July, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Jesus H. Christ. If y’all aren’t crying “TRANNY!”, you’re crying “Bleeth!”

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She’s fuckin’ hot!! Who cares about the loser?

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Losers.

6:15 pm July, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DH, settle down, you’re gonna blow an O-ring. She’s a bleethy tranny. Better now? Also I’m gonna throw in an HOH nom too. She’s like Holly Lite, ammiright?

10:20 pm July, 17 French Word for Shower said...

I am an EXTREMELY rare poster, but a regular reader, and I’d like to point out a contrarian view. Sure, the dude’s awash in DB signifiers, but that genuine smile (as opposed to ducklips, pouting, pointing, faux gang signs, etc.) makes him seem like a douchebag I could hang out with. He looks truly happy to be swilling Bud Lime with Ms. Silicone, and I say good for you, happy douchebag!

12:16 am July, 18 The Dude said...

Watch out, French Word for Shower — douchebags are all nice. I know — I’ve hung with Greico and he’s really nice. I needed the Russian Word for Shower to clean out my soul.

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Warned

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About the Douche virus. Seriouserly

1:46 am July, 18 douche equis said...

French Word . . . so what you’re saying is, we forgot to mention ‘bleached teeth’ as another douche attribute? Gotcha.

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That’s rather like how I forgot to mention the premiere of the Black Dynamite animated series this past Sunday at 11:30. Oh well, there’s always this Sunday. And Saturday at 11 for a repeat of this last one. And other times. The whole thing befuddles me, frankly; it’s been a rough week.

3:41 am July, 18 Acquazzone said...

Fuckin’ French…..

3:42 am July, 18 Lavaggio said...

Fuckin’ French….

3:47 am July, 18 Baño said...

Fuckin’ French…

4:27 am July, 18 Rev Chad said...

First thing to appear on the computer this morning was a simian coupling, perhaps the neanderbags, instagram from Jay Louis. Is DB1 the ghost in the machine. Has he pulled a Tron and gone into the interwhebs.

5:31 am July, 18 CB Popped said...

Screw band names,,,Im just gonna use Hermit’s picture.

5:32 am July, 18 CB Popped said...

Large gauge bike chain is not necklace material.

9:34 am July, 18 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Ok, so I foolishly followed the link to the most recent Stackhouse idiocy. To save the rest of you from having to endure his egregious and unending spelling and grammatical errors, allow me to summarize his comments upon the recent Joe Paterno fiasco, and I quote: “Tell those little fags who got raped to man the fuck up.”

That’s our Stackhouse.

3:28 pm July, 20 Elwood BluezBag said...

Chain of Tools…

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