Monday, July 16, 2012

Duckhead Hits the Town

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Donkey Douche’s little bro, DuckHead Douche, is celebrating the news that D.D., while being denied parole, at least holds the distinction of being worth 2 cartons of Marlboro Reds. That’s a family record!

So it’s time to grab Busty McChesty and L’il Cher and hit the club!

Ducky does miss getting into big bro’s stash of booger sugar though…

# posted by Bagnonymous
1:52 pm July, 16 Douchble Helix said...

‘Sock, the week is starting horribly!!! Kudos!

2:05 pm July, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Okay fuccers, ……..

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….12 days of useless Bohemian activity on Cape Cod has rendered me worthless as a businessman. I have talked to 30+ people today just following up on the last week of work I missed and have a que with 50-something more.

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My balls have been replace with Clam Cakes. My dick looks like an Ipswich clam poking it’s shit-assed shit out of it’s shell. My ass looks like a stuffed Quahog. I’m pissing chowder and my blood’s butter content level is 0.57

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I’ve fuccen gained 12 pounds, have the tan of an Aborigine and the chaffed cockenballz of a super marathoner finishing up in New Orleans in September .

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You may think laying around on a pristine beach listening to Kaipa on the iPod while reading “Motherless Brooklyn” until it’s time for a dip in perfect crystal clear bay waters is all fun and games but it only is until the calendar says, “Get your fat ass back to work, slacker”.

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Work sucks. I need to win the Mega Millions so I can dedicate my life to doing nothing to alter mankind’s creative innovations nor to cause any further damage to our already dwindling collective IQ’s.

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Fuck off telephone, computer, fax and front door. I see you , I just choose to ignore yer asses … Yawn

2:34 pm July, 16 Wheezer said...

Jon Lord dies and we’re left with this asshat?

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(slow burn)

2:35 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

I’d bust one on McChesty.

2:35 pm July, 16 Troy Tempest said...

So the Donkster didn’t make Parole? Wow – that’s saying something in this day and age. You have to be a *complete* dickwad to miss parole on his drug violations.

2:41 pm July, 16 Vin Douchal said...
2:42 pm July, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Fuccen new thread thingy doesn’t allow youtubers anymore? Discuss…..

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<a href="”>Lazy – Deep Purple

2:43 pm July, 16 Vin Douchal said...

GAH! I’m rusty

Lazy – Deep Purple

2:48 pm July, 16 Stephanie said...

Booger sugar,that’s why he’s gotta face like that,no. He’s just used to that mouth pose because he sucks a lot of tube sausage. Tube sausage,I said.

2:58 pm July, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I likey Mini-Cher/Erica Kane Bleeth on the right. The right, I says.

3:00 pm July, 16 creature said...

woof!

DS did you pee in the mare to the rights butt yet?

3:36 pm July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m with DW on the mini chick. She is an experienced spinner. Spinner. And I take umbrage? with Troy’s suggestion that I may be stoned. I’m really totally fucking stoned on the Grapefruit Kush Lenny gave me after the carnival tomorrow. I’m gonna have some hash cookies now and try to figure out how to get my alien attack video into a copy and pasteable form.

4:02 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

Rev Chad, if I ever grow up, I wanna be that stoned. Maybe I said that before. I’m sure I said it recently. huh?

4:03 pm July, 16 creature said...

mare, says I

4:04 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

John LargeBackHead approves of this pic. The eyes on the back of his head told me.

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Stoned. Yikes it’s only, what day is this?

4:20 pm July, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I too agree L’il Cher is a spinner plus she looks like she’s down for the enthusiastic naughty.

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@Vin

I feel your pain I spent a couple summers living on the Cape and many more debauched weekends there too. Gotta love the bayside also might you have made it to Zach’s in Mashpee? That place is a sleeper and if you have you’ll know what i mean.

4:22 pm July, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

The sun is beginning to set her in the East and with that I await after DarkSock pear. I gots a feeling he gonna bring it tonight.

4:43 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

Beyond compear. Truer words have not quite so recently been spoken.

5:20 pm July, 16 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu

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Family has a condo near Mashpee Commons and beach stickers for Barnstable County. I can crawl from the watering holes in the Commons back to the pool for a dip then into air conditioned luxury until the beaches open…….

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BTW, hotts pour out of the spigots on Cape Cod in the summer. Not good for the ole spondylosis. Luckily, CVS carries vicodin

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5:22 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

Good God, I love women. Very Good God.

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“Who’s a Good God?”

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God deserves a treat.

6:34 pm July, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

I usually stay in Marston Mills and I agree about the hotts. I used to go up to Mayflower beach and play bocci with my buddies. I miss the Cape, I miss Craigville Pizza & Mexican, and Coast Guard beach in Wellfleet.

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Sock it’s after 10 where is the pear??

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