Friday, July 13, 2012

Friday the 13th Haiku

Family reunion

Gets awkward when Todd wears jeans

And sports unshaved balls

~or~

Then from Jack’s blue jeans

The midget burst out, yelling

“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”

~or~

We’re here to answer

That CraigsList ad by some guy:

“Baron Von Goolo…?”

The pasties don’t move

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

At the strip club it’s

“Bring your brother to work day”.

Todd thinks, “Dumb idea.”

— Troy Tempest

Kim Kardouchian

Has new reality show

“Me and Four Losers”

— DoucheyWallnuts says

Mamas and Papas

Tribute band Fails Cal. Dreamin’

with Cleveland Steamin’.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:32 am July, 13 The Dude said...

Jeans guy says “I got

yer fuccen package right here.”

God loves blonde hotties.

6:33 am July, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ta Ta’s in Gold, Red.

Douchebags in Groin Shave Reveal.

I am conflicted.

6:34 am July, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

See the shirtless guy?

Don’t look twice! Your face will melt!

Just like in Raiders

6:36 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The pasties don’t move

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

6:37 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brutus “Buffer” Beef

Cake is disturbed with Tom Cruise’

Thetans up his bung

6:38 am July, 13 The Dude said...

Hey John Largemoob

Did you lose yer fuccen shirt?

Did Baron Von Goo???

6:38 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Come on every bo

Dy baby do the Moo Cow!

Brutus has dullards.

6:40 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Flying Boobies

Celebrate as they cross the

From gay to tranny.

6:41 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Gillette Razor.

It’s not just for cocks and balls

Anymore homo.

6:41 am July, 13 HCWDBinNYC said...

Following porn flick

principal photography

cast, producer chill.

6:42 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In the Tour de France

This group is a Peloton

Here is Poo-o-ton

6:42 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Gillette Razor.

It’s not just for areola

And dragqueens anymore.

6:43 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Gillette Razor.

Does anybody just fucking shave

Their face anymore?

6:44 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Gillette Razor.

Shaving chests and bungholes since

1931.

6:46 am July, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Cast of new movie,

‘Nipple Wars’ meets the Head of

Moob/Boob Compliance

6:47 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The ghost of Phoebe

Snow laments on stage. “Who’s the

Ugly Duckling Now.”

6:50 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And for our next trick

Brutus will perform anal

Kegels on Todd’s head.

6:52 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The finalists from

“America’s Got Herpes”

Don’t look too happy

6:55 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Party for pasties

Girl as she stars in “Waiting

To Exhale: Air Tight.”

6:57 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Phyllis Dilldo on

Right waits for turn to wisecrack

About Brutus peen.

7:00 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Brutus’ act in troupe

Exposed by haircut. Performs

As Bustin Bieber.

7:02 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m done. Need to put

Pasties on daughters for Three

Ring Diving Compet…..

7:05 am July, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the pasties

On it’s big fake boobs. Put the

Pasties on your boobs!

7:21 am July, 13 Troy Tempest said...

At the strip club it’s

“Bring your brother to work day”.

Todd thinks, “Dumb idea.”

7:30 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kim Kardouchian

Has new reality show

“Me and Four Losers”

7:37 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fag Bag on the left

Is jealous of the fake tits

Wants to get implants

7:40 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

New Olympic Sport

Douchebag Human Sacrifice

Everyone wins (loses)

7:45 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture smells like

Valtrex, axe, anal leakage

And made me throw up

7:57 am July, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Mamas and Papas

Tribute band Fails Cal. Dreamin’

with Cleveland Steamin’.

8:19 am July, 13 DayGloGuido said...

Cleopatra and her trogladytes

Stole Jakob the Amsterdam rigger’s shirt

Held it and Pastey Paulie to ransom at Reno Oasis

8:35 am July, 13 DayGloGuido said...

Stoikovich’s High Flying Bumpah Band

were mildly grateful for Fellipe’s stand in tour bus

Except when Boriso was required to bunk in his bunk

8:52 am July, 13 DayGloGuido said...

The glazed moulded cherries in the the Royal Niagra forecourt’s fruit basket

reminded Mikey of how overpowering the sight of a masectomy could be

12:40 pm July, 13 Morbo said...

Rocky Horror Show,

Twilight mashup goes awry

Will her tassles spin?

3:31 pm July, 13 Baron Von Goolo said...

A shirtless ogre

and three showgirl succubi?

That would be a score.

6:06 pm July, 13 creature said...

aristocrats, by far…WINNAH!

11:58 pm July, 14 Little Willie said...

I like the boob tassels on number 2 there. Bet she can make them go round and round like propellers.

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